2014
14
May
Some photographer or creative director posted this picture of Candice Swanepeol…and I liked it because despite being owned by a huge evil exploitative brand…Candice Swanepoel still has a rocking’ body…and to jude a slave by their slave owner, would be unfair, because the slave is just doing what they were bought to do…and luckily in Candice’s case, that involves THONGS!
Posted in:Candice Swanepeol
2014
14
May
Her name is Amy Childs….she is a very versatile low level model…with huge fucking tits …who has managed to build a career around her tits…at least in Europe and ARab countries..where she gets paid to go to places like Dubai by rich men in Dubai to pose like this…
It’s one of those “shouldn’t she be shot, it’s a muslim country, no, she’s with the Sultan” situations…that is considered prostition in most places, but in Amy Child’s mind, it’s just the privilege of being a girl…with tits…
And the good news is, I support and encourage this behavior.
TO SEE A BUNCH OF BIKINI PICS OF HERS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Amy Childs
2014
14
May
She’s so low maintenance that she needs a team of people to make her look like the bitch you see in the pictures…
But more importantly, she’s so low maintenance that billionaires wrestle over her…
Because models are only models in hopes of landing billionaires who want to add them to their collection..
Because billionaires really understand the needs of models, and models understand that billions of dollars buys nice things..
I’ve heard nothing but bad things about Miranda Kerr…and I believe them all..
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2014
14
May
Female Popband Attempt to Sing While Having an Orgasm
The Mexican in a Maxima Beats a Porsche…
Here’s the most boring activity in the history of activities….
Cat Saves a Little Boy from a Dog Attack
Sneaker Slave is a Totally Normal Fetish
Posted in:Videos
2014
14
May
I hate “social media”….because it’s made me soft. You know watching my every move to not be deleted, since I don’t matter enough to get my shit back like Rihanna. More importantly, I probably don’t care enough.
I just know I used to be an aggressive troll, up in people’s faces, posting disgusting shit…and now I’m walking on egg shells to not be deleted. I feel like a bully in the school yard now that Bullying isn’t cool anymore…alone, scared, without purpose…about to be expelled….
I feel like the internet has shifted into a horrible corporate Disney land…filled with mainstream idiots with no sense of humor…but at least I still have you…
Here are some morning links….
Angelina Jolie Powdered Face
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Girls in Bikinis
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Justin Bieber Riding a Pony
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Topless Paris Hilton
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Frankie Muniz on a Podcast Talking About How He Skipped SNL for Amanda Bynes
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If Ridley Scott Made a Used Car Commercial
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CBS Killed How I Met Your Dad
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Sylvie Meis Bikini
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Lamar Odon Getting Rejected from the Club Khloe Kardashian was In…
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Guy with a Vegan Tattoo Eating a Hot Dog
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Best Name Ever….
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Find COUGARS to FUCK!!
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Andy Samberg’s SNL Promos…
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Tranny of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
13
May
So I didn’t realize how desensitized I was, until earlier today, when I saw some hot babe crackhead convulsing in a pair of short shorts, and I pointed to my friend and said “you’d totally fuck that wouldn’t you”…not even thinking to ask her if she’s ok, or to pull out my camera to take video…
I went inside, had lunch, and when I came back out, an ambulance, cop and firetruck were there taking her to I guess the morgue, or maybe the hospital…and I didn’t give a fuck, I just thought, I could have saved her life, but I was more into my Applebee’s lunch special…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Top 10 Miley’s Drugged up Date Rape Filled Rant….
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50 Cent Narrating the Jay Z Video
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Searching for Sugar Man – Director – Dead at 36
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Side Boob!
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Twitter Trolls Ann COulter
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Ashley Benson DId Complex
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Nina Agdal Grabs Them Tits
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EMily Ratajkowski Ass
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The Tranny You Want to Fuck
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Slut of the Day
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Blowing Bubbles at Walmart Prank
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Some Trick Named Luxiboo
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Ben Affleck as Batman
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Rita Ora Hard Nipples
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More Naked Tweens for Attention
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Dude Blowing Candy into Animals
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Turtle of the Day
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Kylie Jenner in Short Shorts…
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Denise Welch Bikini Pics That Will Scare You
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Trying to Look Down Lea Michele’s Shirt To See if She’s a Girl
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The 14 Greatest Lotion-Related GIFs of All Time
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Around the World in 360 Degrees
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Dani THorne – Model
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Glamour Model Bullshit of the Day
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Ashley Tisdale’s Potato Head Distraction
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Harry Potter Spinoff
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Best Kitty Hug Ever
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Anais Zanotti White Bikini Bottoms
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Solange Deleted Beyonce from Instagram
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Selfies!
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Honest Bar Sign!
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Hot Sauce Taste Test
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Single Mother’s Day!!
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Dads Dealing with Prom
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Sophia Bush….
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Lauren Goodger Working Out…
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Ashely Tisdale Walking Around in Shorts
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Avril Lavgine in a Bikini
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More Miley Blowjob Pics
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Candice and Doutzen…
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Pet Owner Plays With Squirrel
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Craziest Players in NBA History
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Christy Teigen Fat Head
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Caity Lotz from the Machine – Naked
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Model Tennis Pussy
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Hilary Duff POKIES
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Meanwhile in Detroit
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Best Kid Name Ever
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Miley Cyrus Backside Performing
Top 10 What Jay Z Said to Solange!
Crepy Asian Girl Who Looks LIke a 12 Year Old Boy – NAKED
Khloe Kardashian on a Trapeze Funny…
2 Billionaires had a Fist Fight over Miranda Kerr
Family Guy and the Simpsons Get a Crossover Episode
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Big Tits on a Nerdy Girl Cuz She has Glasses…
Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
13
May
Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does…
She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit…
Posted in:Ashley Benson
2014
13
May
My Mexican brother, Chuy Bravo, is the latest and probably the greatest in Celebrity Sex Tapes….
The great minds at VIVID.COM have done it again….and I really think this is the best celebrity porn yet…better than all the other SEX TAPES and I GOT THE EXXXCLUSIVE CLIP
I wasn’t going to post it here, because I try to keep dick, penetration and all the good stuff off the site, you know fighting being a porn site the last 10 years, even though people think I am…Even though I just like documenting sex and weirdness, celebrity bullshit and the fall of our society…and sex and weirdness this fucking video is…
I mean it’s comedic, satire, art…midgets and fat chicks talking all mexican and shit…fucking genius. It feels like something you picked up in a market in Tijana in 89, back when Chuy was just a young midget.
This is totally fucking insane sex tape news….Chuy Bravo… the comedic relief on the Chelsea Handler show, looking for extra money in all the right places, probably not working with Chelsea Handler, and reality is that being a clown all his life has probably left him no real dignity or shame and he just knows his place in the world….
Like most dude, just likes fucking chicks and figures if he can get paid to do it, he’s won…
Or maybe Chelsea Handler, in their years together, has taught him the valuable lessons of being a whore to get ahead, not that she actually talks to him, he’s just there to make her seem funnier, something to mock to distract from her talentless ass…an ass that every exec has seen….
But this isn’t about Chelsea Handler. It’s aboug CHUY BRAVO, her little “friend” and his attempt at porn…and from the exclusive clip I was sent…it’s fucking perfect.
TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE
CLICK HERE
What it comes down to is that I love SEX TAPES , I love ridiculousness, I love when the two merge, because it keeps things interesting.
Never in my life would I think that the little dancing monkey on Chelsea Handler would have a sex tape…but he does, and that’s fucking amazing…life changing. Even revolutionary.
TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE
CLICK HERE
Posted in:Chuy Bravo
2014
13
May
Alison Brie is some average looking girl, which doesn’t matter because she’s an actress and not a model, and because she has big tits…
TV is filled with average looking people, who get a fan base because people are retards and get sucked into the show, they see girls on TV, playing the babe and assume they are the babe…It’s an optical illusion and the same reason you buy shit from infomercials, you pathetic fuck…
I prefer when SHE’S DOING WEIRD LESBIAN VIDEOS IN VINTAGE LINGERIE to this mom in a bathing suit hiding her flaws shit…
But I guess now that he show is over, she’ll be putting in more effort to get noticed, as the pay checks have dried up…
It doesn’t matter…I’m posting it anyway, as a glimpse of what is to come.
Posted in:Alison Brie
2014
13
May
Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture of her sniffing flowers…and it turns out my new fetish is sniffing flowers. Not because I find Vanessa Hudgens hot, but I like any bullshit reason or excuse to get a girl face down/ass up….clothed or not…just doesn’t matter as long as it happens…and based no the guy in the background..I am going to assume I am not the only one…
The highlight of Vanessa Hudgens career to date was when she leaked nude pics with a rocking’ bush. Only to pretend they were shot when she was 17, in efforts to make the internet erase them, even thought the internet never really forgets…it was a glimpse into her true colors of a Disney girl who’s mom taught at a young age, you suck dick for your dreams bitch…
I’m sure she likes to think Springbreakers was the peak, you know some Ashley Benson lesbian sex with James Franco…but she was dumpy as fuck when they shot that…but this, dumpy or not is pretty good, and like the dude in the background, I’m just gonna stare, even though I don’t give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens.
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
