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2014

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s a little optical booty dance illusion someone posted on Facebook, because the best way to start a week is to focus on two asses being shook…and not your failed attempt to get laid by the fat girl you found on a dating site who you promised a romantic Disney marriage to because you were drunk and cheesy hard bodied bikini girls were too busy making out with meatheads while gyrating at the daytime club…Sometimes life is about compromise…

Here are some morning links…

So Many Big Tits…
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Scary Meat!
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Amanda Lepore Has Great Big Fucking Tits
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Exclusive Preview of Action Comics 32
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Caroline Wozniaki and Serena Williams in Bikinis
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More Caroline Wozniaki Bikini Pics
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Jennifer Lopez Lookin’ Hot as Fuck and I don’t Like Saying That…
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Sleeping Dogs Compilation…
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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22,000 Dominoes
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Dog Wants to Attack a Bear…
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Seth Macfarlane and Tom Cruise Show Off Impersonation Skills
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Some Blake Lively Bond Girl
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RIP Alice from Brady Bunch
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Ebay Taxidermy is Insane
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

TINDER Fucks up the dynamic of society as a whole…it is a place where fat girls you would normally need to be drunk and find scraggling around the bar to fuck…use it to get fucked…and they get fucked…by normal dudes who just have nothing better to do..

So these fat girls who are supposed to be alone and mistreat, are giving attitude like they are supermodels…up on some Lindsay Lohan in the good years shit…and that doesn’t make any fucking sense…

Here are some stepLINKS..and remember – the internet will get you sex….

Harpers Photoshopped Kate Upton’s Armpit
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Ebay Taxidermy is Amazing
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Anastasia Ashley’s Got Great Hair
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Charlize Compares Gossip To Rape
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Best Photos of the Week
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J.Lo Looks Hot in New Video
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Farrah Abraham is a Fucking Monster
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Hilary Duff Looks Strong
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The History of the Selfie
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Joe Biden’s First Month on Instagram
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The New Bond Girls Are Old Tired Trash
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Andrea Calle is a No Name in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Party
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Mirror Selfies
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Cool Audio Illusions
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Skyaking is the Dumb Sport of the Day
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Prince Albert Knocked Up Some Trick
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AnnaLynne McCord Looks Hot…I Hate Myself For Saying That
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Femen Protestors Topless
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Mariah Carey Big Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus Front Wedgie…
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Lana Del Rey in Concert
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Hilary Duff Looking Hot Thread
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Avril Lavigne Pantyhose
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Wow – This is Next Level Good Police Work
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Diver Cuddles With a Shark
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Katy Perry for Cosmo
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90 Year Old Convenience Store Owner Doesn’t Fuck Around
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More Alessandra Ambrosio Fitness
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The Sexiest Pics from Chapman University
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Katarina Vasilissa TOpless Beach
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RIP Bret Michaels
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Lana Del Ray in Concert
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Abbey Clancy Hot in a Bikini
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Jessica Sutton Covered and TOpless
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Unsolved Internet Mysteries
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Arsenio Hall Show Cancelled
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The Man Who Owned the Photobooth
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The McDonald’s Happy Meal Box is Terrifying
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Today in Masturbation
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Busty Redhead
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Cable TV Nudity
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COUGAR PUSSY
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Big Black ASs Takes a Shower
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Slutty Nurse
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Hot Boobs at the Beach
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Topless Models in the Morning
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

May

Janice Dickinson’s Aging Gracefully of the Day

Janice Dickinson Got a Beautiful Natural Face. I wonder if she’s had work done…

Janice Dickinson labelled herself the first supermodel…and people bought into it enough for me to know that she was the first “Supermodel”…well apparently, she’s not just the first supermodel ever, she’s also the first supermodel to turn into a monster thanks to modern science and her all or nothing, go big or go home, “I can’t just be a model, I must be a supermodel”…or “I don’t want just a bump of coke, give me a whole fucking 8 Ball”…you know let’s get fucking extreme on everything, even if it makes her look like a zombie tit, horror movie make-up faced freak…only without the make-up…and if that level of vanity and broken soul doesn’t turn you on…you’re an idiot…but we already knew that.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2014

30

May

Hana Jirickova Hot in a Bathing Suit of the Day

THis Hana Jirikova has the name of a failed mail order bride turned fashion model who has SHOWN HER TITS , but is not like other girls with similar name who are sex workers in resort towns around the world….because her height was something that the mafia that runs this shit could monetize more than making her into a cam girl, pornstar or other hooker these soulless easter European girls do…

But then again, she could be from the midwest…and her dad could be an engineer or middle manager, but where is the fun in that storyline…I prefer Czech brothels for rich people…and I guess she’s making moves because she had this massive spread, half naked, and amazing, in what is actually one of my favorite bikini shoots I’ve seen in a long time for some Elle France type magazine…

Posted in:Hana Jirickova

2014

30

May

Kate Upton The Men Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton put her big tits to good use, as she does some magazine called The Man Magazine, which I guess creates sexist content for men, that make treat us like tit loving, 6-pack ab wanting, trying to get laid, idiots…as men magazines do…I’ve never heard of the magazine, because I am more about looking at girl’s assholes, working on getting as fat as I can without dying, and prefer my face smothered by hookers than sex with sluts I meet in a club…I guess I’m not a generic man, designed to live the life the media wants me to….

Either way, they photo shopped her so hard that she looked like a Sears catalog, despite being a buffet owner’s worst nightmare, the kind of girl who throws off their pricing model by eating all the fucking food….

But I guess when she’s photoshopped her tits look less sloppy and that’s a good thing…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

30

May

Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me…

It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it…

Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

30

May

Jennifer Lopez in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez has a fat ass…and apparently unlike any decent human being…she doesn’t believe that when you’re over 40 and a mom you should invest in a one-piece…

She’s the kind of girl who is a victim of positive reinforcement. You can be guaranteed that no one has ever told her that she’s fat, ugly, useless, etc…even if she is..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

30

May

The Korean Miranda Kerr is Amazing of the Day

When I see Miranda Kerr, I think of a home wrecking twat with a bad attitude, because everyone I know who has had any interaction with her has told me that…I don’t really care about whether she fucked Bieber or whether Orlando Bloom is some gay coke head who she was bearding…I don’t really care that she got fired from her biggest client because she wanted to go on to do titty modelling for other brands…and overall I don’t really care about her…or any of these bitches…but apparently, this asian girl who got Plastic Surgery to look like her do….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

30

May

Candice Swanepoel Boring in Lucky Magazine of the Day

This just in…Candice Swanepoel is more interesting when she’s half naked in lingerie…which is something that also applies to pretty much every fucking girl…but even more so when the girl only exists because of getting half naked and has a responsibility to be half naked…at all times…anywhere she goes…she got her American Work Visa and stole American Jobs..by getting half naked…so when she’s not half naked…I feel she’s got a little too comfortable…maybe even lazy…it’s the American way..

Here she is IN LEOPARD PANTS in NYC

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

30

May

Chanel Iman Hot Dress on a Photoshoot of the Day

Chanel Iman is a half asian, half black, Victoria’s Secret model from Georgia… who is now on the streets, smoking in a wig, like some Glammed up white trash, that’s neither white, trash or glamour, for what I guess is some magazine photoshoot..

I just like the dress…in fact it may just be the nicest I’ve seen in a while…but in my defence I’m not much of a fashion authority, despite these soiled sweatpants I am wearing…or the fact that I spend afternoons in Marshall’s looking for mom’s trying on clothes in the aisles of the discount racks….

I am just into her tits, that look real, in a world where 99 percent of these Victoria’s Secret models are rocking little model implants…because we live in a vain world…where tits are amazing to look at, so amazing that people make money off their tits, fascinating…

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Posted in:Chanel Iman