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2014

02

Jun

Anastasia Ashley on the Red Carpet of the Day

Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing…

Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her..

I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell…

I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating….

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2014

02

Jun

Pregnant Famous Girl Watch of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere Demonstrating What She Should have Done to Not Get Pregnant because no one likes pregnancy, not even the girls who try to convince that they like pregnancy, since breeding is unnatural even if our shitty species depends on it…we should just outsource that shit to keep our vaginas and bodies intact, like some puppymill for human shit…and I figure I might as well post your favorite pregnant celebrities in action to inspire you to wear condoms – since no one wears condoms.

Stacy Keibler Mocking Mexicans while Pregnant…

This post has been a fail…but so has their uteruses…those fuckers let us down.

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2014

02

Jun

Victoria Fey for C-Heads Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who VICTORIA FEY is …I just know she’s a model who lives somewhere in this world…for me to scanner hunt and find…not because I am creepy, but because I am in love and I am sure she is my soul mate…and these pictures were taken for the purpose of her letting me know she exists…

You see there is a fine line between love and creepy, but I am a firm believer that I have emotions, I should use them, and in using them, because if I don’t use them, then they don’t exist…

Sure, I know what you’re saying, she may be an awful person, a real bratty cunt…she may not even speak english, and she may not have time to let me watch her shower because she’s just mean….You’re saying that I don’t know her, and that I can’t love her based on just seeing pics…

Well you’re just bitter, jaded, miserable assholes…who doesn’t believe in love because you’re autistic, socially awkward or just angry girls don’t smile at you when you smile at them…

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2014

02

Jun

Iggy Azalea’s Fat Ass in Concert of the Day

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Everyone fucking Loves Iggy Azalea…

She is one of the first white crossover – hip pop artists – who hates on Miley because she thinks she does it more real and hardcore…since her backstory is that she was an Australian big booty stripper….even though most strippers don’t end up in America with a Greencard, but rather in prison or a trailer park no matter how talented they are….

The reason she pulled it off, is timing. The world is obsessed with fat asses and hip hop, and seeing a white girl in it excites the masses….and she’s banking hard…all the white suburban dudes want what every black dude wants because it makes them feel more hardcore or whatever…who cares…it’s working…even though I wish it wasn’t…

Not that I hate a fat ass on any girl, in fact I actually love it, I’ve been sucked into it too, it makes me feel like I’m part of some African tribe seeking out the most fertile and estrogen filled, even if I know it’s likely the most big mac filled…

Here is her fat ass in concert…

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2014

02

Jun

Nicki Minaj In Concert Thickness of the Day

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I would like to think that Nicki Minaj is interesting, but I know that she’s not. She’s just a phoney popstar who basically is riding the trends, whether it was being the female Lady Gaga or moving into the now more popular female rapping…she’s on it…and that good news is that that attention seeking, or her quest to have some level of authenticity in her career, even though her WIKIPEDIA says she want to acting school to be an actor and this is clearly just her acting….and thus nothing she can ever do is authentic…involves showing off her massive ass and tits…which I guess are her only real redeeming qualities…

Ifyou’re in a mesh top, you can pretty much be doing anything from killing puppies, to having sex with homeless men, to any repulsive, horrible, things like being Niki Minaj…I’ll watch, encourage and support…

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2014

02

Jun

Samantha Gradoville Hot on the Beach for L’Express Styles of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville is one of the last standing American models. She’s like the foreman at one of the Ford Manufacturing plants before everything was moved over to the third world to save costs. She is out there getting work, sometimes SHOWING HER TITS ….reminding us all that we don’t need to replace our local girls with immigrant soulless hookers from Eastern Europe…or Brazilian transgendered women who look good in a bikini…and that in our backyard not everyone is a fat, donut wielding, pig on her way to her trailer park home froM Walmart with a bag of Pork Rinds…cuz bitch is into cannibalism…and eating her own pig kind…

Samantha Gradoville is a glimpse of the past, when the Russians stayed in Russia…and the model jobs went to hometown talent…

Here she is in L’Express Styles on the beach looking’ hot.

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2014

02

Jun

Samantha Totem Titties for Fashion of the Day

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The hipster models name is SAMANTHA TOTEM ….you’ve probably never heard of her, because I haven’t heard of her, and I’ve heard of everyone….and she’s fucking amazing…I mean a young, skinny, ethnic looking face with big tits and a nice ass, that makes even the most racist mexican or asian or whatever the fuck she is, racist willing to overlook his bigotry and fuck….

She is being shot by a photographer named Zach McCaffree, who you haven’t heard of because you’re more into the tits in pictures than the dude who lures the girl into the apartment, convinces to get half naked, and takes the pics and releases them out to the internet….

I don’t think these pics are for anything but the dudes portfolio, which makes it even more impressive that he got her naked. Good job Zach.

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2014

02

Jun

Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams Bikini of the Day

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Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams are pro tennis players who decided to hit the beach in Miami to show you the extreme differences in Tennis bodies…one of the tennis bodies may be a man doing some lady bug shit to win against the girls…I mean the white girl doesn’t stand a fucking chance…

In the event you’ve never been to this site, you will know that I don’t like sports, I find them a waste of fucking time up some mindless bullshit for idiots to get excited about…but maybe I am just gay…

But I do love women’s tennis…not that these pics really do it justice, but girls screaming, moaning, almost orgasmic while sweating and grunting…as their skirts flash their panties…is as close to hardcore porn as a sport can get…and for that…I commend these champions…even if they both aren’t the one’s I masturbate too when it is on TV….

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2014

02

Jun

Game of Thrones Nudity of the Day

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I don’t’ watch Game of Thrones, but apparently everyone else in the fucking world does…because you are all drone losers with shitty lives who need to turn to a television show for distraction, purpose, and something to talk about…I mean if you didn’t watch Game of Thrones what would your FB status update be every fucking Monday…and if you missed Game of Thrones you could always just complain at all the people on FB who spoiled it for you…

The point is that I encourage mass mentality, because I think when programmed by the right person, good things will happen…like mass destruction..

I also encourage any TV show with Nudity that is making other TV shows do nudity, because for someone who has always been too “racy” for the mainstream, this porno generation is catching up with me and I like it..

Her name is Nathalie Emmanuel…and her tits are tits on TV, that prior to this may have been tits in the porno…and right now are tits on my site…fascinating…