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2014

03

Jun

Meg Dailey by Brian Keith for Stalker Magazine of the Day

Meg Dailey is another one of these not yet famous, but willing to put in the work, even if it’s just for a few instagram pics, models I love, because they are easy going enough to get naked for the right project, which is usually any project, whether they have massive tits like this Meg Dailey or not..because these is how models happen and I’m so glad that has become accepted fact, because tits aren’t a big deal,

This is a movement I’ve been a part of since day one….Nudity is not porn….even if it gets me kicked off Instagram 4 or 5 times, even if it gets me deleted off Friendster, Myspace, Facebook twice….

I’ve been an ambassador of nudity since day one…I have celebrated tits…in 2004 when I started, I could have easily made DrunkenStepfather a site that wasn’t called Drunkenstepfather, that wasn’t committed to the sleaze and nudity of our world…and I would probably be sitting on a yacht.

But I’m not in it for the yacht, I’m in it for the tits…there were times I would be arguing with advertisers when I cared saying “do you think your boss doesn’t jerk off or watch porn you hypocrite asshole”…now I’ve just accepted that they don’t want to give me money, but the world gives me something much greater than that…no, not recognition or fame, or even support from anyone…but rather girls like this lovely and delicate flower Meg Dailey ….and her tits.

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2014

03

Jun

Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie and Bebe of the Day

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Nina Agdal is boring.

I mean I’m sure she’s got a fun and exciting instagram thanks to living the model life…

You know the life where rich guys buy her shit…finance a lot of five star good times…and her immigrant ass that should have probably worked as a bartender or waitress now gets to travel the world in luxury…and for free…all thanks to getting booked in one magazine’s swimsuit issue a few years ago – that she didn’t even get paid for but that paved the way to this life…

Now she’s getting work…and it’s dull…We have two campaigns here…one for Bebe and one for Leonisa…both shitty as fuck and not just because she looks a little downsy.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

03

Jun

Katherine McPhee in Mexico of the Day

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Before you ask yourself who the fuck Katherine McPhee is…click on these pictures of her in her bikini in Mexico…pictures she didn’t put on her social media, but that she tipped the paparazzi off on because that’s the classy way to get attention to yourself, you know by not being so obvious about the shit HERE

Now will see what a recently single, soon to be Divorcee, looks like on her pilgrimage to let out all those repressed feelings she has thanks to a six year marriage…all half naked on the beach, getting drunk, like a scene in Sex and the City the Divorcee years…

I’ve seen Divorcee’s in action, and they are fucking terrors, more so when their husbands have new girlfriends, but terrors none the less. The live out there youth they threw away for marriage…via their vagina…especially when they have fit enough bodies and aren’t too old to throw in the fucking towel…

I’ve had sex with Divorcee’s in action, because they have little to no standards, want nothing out of you, no relationship and if kids are in the mix, no fucking way you’ll be let in…which is amazing. But more importantly, they and are usually drunk…very drunk…and just want their void filled

So knowing who Katherine McPhee is…an American Idol contestant…is less important than knowing what she is…a divorcee..

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2014

03

Jun

Kelly Cunningham Strips Down and Shows Her Hipster Bush of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this “model” KELLY CUNNINGHAM, but she made the photographers ask me to remove the pics from the site because she does’t want you to see her naked on the site…when you can see her naked on the internet….obviously she didn’t think that one through. She’s clearly a fucking idiot.

I just know that she’s young enough and naked enough to be part of the new movement of girls who get naked for photographers…they think they are being feminist and embracing their bodies…but they are no different than girls getting fucked for money they blame men for…I’m talking a stripper…who thinks getting naked for attention is shocking and makes a statement…when all it really does is give dudes she won’t fuck cuz she’s too busy eat pussy at the hardware store to suck them off. It’s contemporary..

These “Feminists” or “New-Feminists” don’t know what feminism is. They think reading the first chapter of a women’s study text book makes them understand a complex ideology that sounds nice because they watch GIRLS…and it’s “hip” to be a pan sexual gender bender with a bush…

I’m onto you “nude model”…who works retail….I get your plight and I do more for feminism than you do…because I call out all these broken girls seeing male attention for what they are….Maybe feminism should be better spend not modeling nude….

I don’t think naked is a big deal. I like nudity. I just know that when I was in my early 20s, getting girls naked was fucking annoying and the only girls willing to show their hip artist bush…were bushes you wanted nothing to do with…but everything has changed.

I like to think it’s partially due to instagram, maybe even the Kardashian Sex Tape, the fact we are all porno-ed up….but the fact is that everyone is exposing themselves on a daily basis, giving their privacy away and making everything public, so that there is no mystery anymore…and I am perfectly OK with that..

I just don’t like when someone pretends it is for the greater good of women’s liberation. I am all for porn, I am all for sluts sucking dick cuz they can if they want to. I am all for women’s rights, equal pay, not fucking their way to the top, but when you’re spreading your vag on the internet, you may not be communicating that Positive message you hope to…

Kelly, we could have been such great friends…but you ruined it.

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2014

03

Jun

Some Performer Gets Mad and Other Videos of the Day

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Japanese Toilet Invention:

Judge and Attorney Fight

Guy Vs Hypocritical Jesus Freak…

Tire Blowout at 70 MPH

Dangerous Corner in Brazil

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I go to the beach to see eighteen year old girls who likely live with their parents get finger banged in broad daylight…I mean…for that and the countless other half naked girls who I want to be doing the finger banging to…Truth.

Sheep Roller Blading in the Park
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The Ukrainian Prankster Tried to Suck Brad Pitt’s Dick
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Funeral Selfies are Hilarious
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Laura Cremaschi has Great Ass
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Jonah Hill Called a Photographer a Fag
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Vanessa Hudgens Bares Midriff
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Joy Corrigan Bikinis Pics Happened
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Second Trailer of Hercules
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This is What Yoga is All About
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Worst Shower Pic Ever
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Seth Macfarlane Does his Family Guy Voices
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2014

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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A Turkish man telling me about how he lost his virginity to a Donkey…then going on to explain why it was the best sex of his life…was funny but it would have been better timed…if he wasn’t masturbating on a park bench while I was walking the dog…with a girl I am trying to fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Thigh Gaps
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Casey Kasem’s Weekly Top 40 Crazy Ex Wife….
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Bill Murray’s Late Night Costumes Over the YEars
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Candice Swanepoel’s Hard Nipples in a Dress
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Everything that Happened at the Hot 97 Summer Jam in 2 Minutes
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Danny Devito Hippo
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Leanna Decker in Lingerie
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Bride in a Wedding Dress With Her 1 Month Baby Attached – WTF
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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Maitland Ward Does Fifth Element – Dating Her Old and Tired Ass
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Awesome Photobimb
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fitness Cameltoe
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Alessandra Ambrosio Stretching
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Mariah Carey On the Subway
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Eliza Cummings in a Hot Photoshoot
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Hilary Duff’s Thick Fit Body
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Sofia Vergara is Single
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Cara Santana Hot Fitness Body
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Cameltoe of the Day
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I love Eliza Gonzalez
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As a Fan of Big L – This Big L Story is Interesting
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Miley Cyrus Masturbating on Stage
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Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
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Kate Upton Armpit Porn
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Adriana Lima Red Carpet
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Kaley Cuoco’s New Hair – Who Cares
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Jessica Gomes Photoshoot
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Prince and His Weirdness is amazing
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Kellie Pickler in Concert
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Caroline Receveur Bikini Nip Slip
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Man With Abs
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Fat Naked Chick in Brooklyn….
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Trash in Lingerie of the Day
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Jennifer Iren Trash in Lingerie
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Kaley Cuoco in Summer Dress
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Demi Lovato in Concert
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Jennifer Nicole Slit Shirt
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Jessica Biel Black and White Porn
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Melena Costa is Hot in Her Bikini
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Khloe Kardashian with a Machine Gun
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17 Failed Party Faces
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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School of TWerk
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COUGAR PUSSY
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POrn is Linked to Retardation
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Hot Vagina Model Goes to Flesh Light…
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Some Greek Bitch on the Beach
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Girl Bangs a Hair Dryer
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Two Bored Girls
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Lotioning Up Her Boobs
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus Performance Art for Instagram of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life….

I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death…

And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck…

Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…

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2014

02

Jun

Doughy Ashley Benson and the Pretty Little Liars 100 Episode Party of the Day

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Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder….

ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia..

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2014

02

Jun

Cailin Russo Instagram Model Dance of the Day

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Cailin Russo is one of those Instagram Models turned real model who may have been a real model before being an instagram model, but there is just so much crossover I can’t really differentiate the two..

What I do know is that he dad is a creeper 40 year old in a punk band, her mom probably one of his young hot young groupies, since punk rockers generally cater to 15 year olds who shop at hot topic..and that her first modelling job was for a big store, her real breakthrough was kissing Bieber in a video that he shouted her out in and, and all of a sudden she exists…is getting more work..is making money in what could be 5 minutes since she’s not all that hot..but that may be longer…since it’s less about being hot and more about being relevant…

Well in keeping relevant she posted these videos of her dancing on a boat in mesh, and you’ll like them…even if she’s hiding them nipples.

I encourage all aspiring models, even if they work for free…because self produced erotica is hot and free…rather than staged shit that’s just boring…Dance baby – Dance..

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