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2014

18

Jun

Idina Menzel Shitty Boob Slip of the Day

Her name is Idina Menzel…I don’t really know who she is, but with a little research it turns out she was in the original musical RENT, and the movie…where AIDS were everywhere. She was also in some movie called Enchanted and most recently in Frozen, responsible for singing that song Let it Go, that all of you have probably heard and want to murder…so these are the 43 year old titties responsible..

I am being told by the internet that she had a tit slip, but I don’t really see it in the video, it’s more of an adjustment and a chance for her to tell her audience that they are real..and assuring us they are real with a “FUCK”…that’s not very Disney at all…but then again either is her ex-husband and father of her kids…Taye Diggs…because he’s black..and that interracial shit is more for sesame street…

I guess none of this matters, it’s real low level tit slip action, but I figure I have to post it…because I’ll always watch an old lady fondle herself on stage even if I prefer seeing her masturbating on FaceTime….even if I prefer if she is under 30….

Posted in:Idina Menzel

2014

18

Jun

Drunk Girl in her Bra and Other Videos of the Day

Giraffe Gives Birth that I Assume is Less Offensive than Kim and Kanye’s Birth..

Drunk Guy’s Beat Box

Drunk Woman in the Snow with Her Ass Hanging Out

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Her name is Miss Marlee Rae and I think she wants to be a stepGIRL…it’s these kinds of emails that make me realize that all the hard work we do here at drunkenstepfather at least gets us paid in pics of babes who want to participate and where I am from, that’s better than currency.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hottest Girls of the World Cup So Far
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Intense GIF of the Day
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The 90s Female R&B Group Pyramid of Excellence
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Wedding Picture of the Day
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The Day I Found Out Dr Oz Had an MBA was the Day I Didn’t Take Him Seriously
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Madonna in Vogue Freaks Me The Fuck Out
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Oh Look Fame Whores
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Alex Gerrard in a Bikini
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The Supper Beagle!
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Melanie Iglasias Stripping GIFs
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10 Celebs with Weird Style
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I Can Lost in Cam Girls for Hours…It’s a Great Use of my Time..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this hate mail in reference to my Madonna post:

Thanks for clarifying that for me you wikipedia motherfucker…

Now let’s do the roller-skate panty dance…

I am drunk… I hope these stepLINKS work…

Emma Stone and Spiderman Try to Save the World in an Annoying Way
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A Whole Lot of Sideboob
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Everything in Life is Lies
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Kelly Bensimon in a White Bikini
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Lohan Scratching Her Vag
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Kanye and Kim as Simpson’s Art
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Some Chick named Lean Headey on Jimmy Kimmel
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Chloe Goodman in a Bikini
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Chloe Goodman is Braless
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Banned Grey Poupon Ad
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11 Things You Didn’t Know About Kawhi Leonard
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Lindsay Lohan’s Hand on her Vag
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Today in Funny Names
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits While Walking the Baby
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Some Photogs Nude Photos
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Halle Berry Big Cleavage.
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Slut of the Day
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More Halle Berry
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Melissa George is Braless
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Rallye Car Takes a Corner
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J.Lo Big Selfie Tits
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Stacey Poole Strips in the Garden
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Lady Gaga Leaves the House in a Housecoat Because She Thinks She’s Donna Sommers
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Interview with Tiffany Toth
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There is a New Lohan
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Lady Gaga See Through Bra
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Model Dog Walkers
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Newscaster Doesn’t Realize He is Talking to Bob Odenkirk about Fargo
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8 Best Jokes From Comedians.
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Chanel Westcoast for Galore of the Day
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Should You Hover Over Toilet Seat
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Topless Brazil Miss Booty
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Jaime King Bikinis
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Big Tit Model of the Day
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The Courtyard Marriott Gets It
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Kate Walsh Does Bikinis
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Tracey Morgan Condition Gets Upgraded
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Eva Longoria Boring Mexican of the Day
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What if the Earth Stopped Spinning
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Kimberly Garner has a Hot Fucking Body
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Kim and Kanye Spent 4 Days Photoshopping This Picture
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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How Dogs React to Human Barking
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Shay Mitchell Nipple
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Margot Robbie is Not Naked and Thus Boring at an Event
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Kaley Cuoco Midriff
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Melon Head is a Weird Fucking GIF
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Cheryl Cole is Alright
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Lily Allen Performs
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The Dog Dissolving in Water
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini
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DJ SWitch and Rita Ora for a Pepsi Film
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Kate Beckinsale in Shorts
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Jessica Biel in her Golf Apparel with her Husband
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Insane Cosplay Picture of the Day
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Kate Middleton all Dressed Up
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Cheryl Cole on the Red Carpet
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Mark Ruffalo Says Marvel will Make Another Hulk….
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Rachel Bilson Bikini…
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So Many Freckled Girls
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Kristen Stewart Isn’t Hot
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Wedding Pic of the Day
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Trippy Shit in Nature…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Busty Cam Girl…
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Some Girl Getting Body Painted
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Squirt City…
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Extreme Butthole
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Thick Teen Strips
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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The Fuck Her Right in the Pussy Guy is Back
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Shitty Asian Cam Show
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An Archive of Page 3 Girls
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Girl Oils Up
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A Whole Bunch of Cable Nudity
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jun

DrunkenStepfather.com Went to the AVNs of the Day

6 Months ago…I went to the AVN expo and Award show , for what was probably my 5th or 6th time, not because I get paid to be there, my flight and hotel are not subsidized, I don’t even like or watch porn, but porn seems to be the only industry that really accepts me and appreciates me…and gets what I do , and in turn I like and appreciate porn back….

Not to mention, the experience is hardly that sleazy, if anything it’s just laid back and funny as fuck. The Porn girls happen to be some of the most fun, playful, even intelligent girls I know, and I’ve met most of my porno friends at the expo…

The real interesting thing is the fans, weird people, normal people, handicapped people, curious people, sometimes even celebrity people, who role through just to see what is going on…and what it is all about…because despite porn being some of the trashiest filth produced on earth, it is a huge industry, people are addicted to it, people watching hours of it every day and it crosses all borders, boundaries,nations and ethnicities, it unites people who like to jerk off to video of people fucking or doing other weird shit….and that to me is interesting enough to attend..

I brought one of my good friends who happens to own a camera with…and this is the video he put together of the footage…and it made me laugh, reminded me of some ridiculous we saw, ridiculous we experienced, and friends we saw and friends we made we made…

So to the crew at AVN, maybe we’ll be seeing you at NEXT YEARS SHOW …if not we’ll remember this year’s show thanks to stepTV …

If you watch the video you’ll see all kinds of familiar faces, from Ron Jeremy to Vince Neil, Dave Navarro, Evan Stone, Machine Gun Kelly, to homies from MYFREECAMs every fucking porn girl int he industry and some dude who dances like Michael jackson…

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, FIND OUT ABOUT NEXT YEAR’S EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepTV

2014

17

Jun

Luci Ford Supports Team USA while Eating Spaghetti of the Day

I don’t watch sports, but apparently there’s some Soccer event happening that the whole world is watching, except maybe the USA, because the USA knows that soccer is some homo shit, and that’s just the fan’s with their faux hawks and Adidas track suits…

I did hear that USA played a game yesterday, because I spend my days on this thing called the internet, and what better way to showcase your support or patriotism, than to have a USA themed photoshoot….while eating Spaghetti…because I guess on a higher level, maybe Luci Ford, our new favorite model, is predicting the USA VS Italy game I don’t even know is happening, because I don’t pay attention to this shit…

Or maybe, she’s just in a USA one piece randomly, and she’s eating Spaghetti…because she’s hungry, you know carb loading for the day to give her enough energy to keep on being a delicate flower sent from heaven to tickle my soul with joy and happiness and feelings I’ve never known…

Either way, she’s hot as fuck and these pics are good.

Posted in:Luci Ford

2014

17

Jun

Hilaria Baldwin is a Yoga Joker of the Day

Hilaria Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s younger wife and baby momma, who I think he knocked up at a Yoga retreat because he’s Alec Baldwin and she’s a yoga instructor teaching Alex Baldwin, those poses coupled with his testosterone therapy just weren’t a good mix.

But in her quest to spiritually gold dig, she’s produced some interesting content around herself, it’s high concept and even artistic, involving her in yoga poses all over the place, like the yoga photobomb and whatever the fuck this is…it is impressive and I understand why motherfucker came in her, more importantly, I understand how she got pregnant, so in turn with her body that she can help coax the sperm to the egg through various stretches and holds…

Posted in:Hilaria Baldwin

2014

17

Jun

Sara Malakul Lane Amazing in of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane…she’s a Thai Model and Actress who has come to America, because she is American, to destroy Netflix everywhere, because she star, often times for variety of moments of nude, in a bunch of movies…

She’s also done some shoots with people I know COVERED IN RAMEN FOR GALORE and AMERICAN APPAREL ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE and she even BROKE INSTAGRAM BEHIND THE SCENES FROM THIS SHOOT ….

So this shoot is for IMAGE magazine, out of Thailand…she looks amazing….

Some people go to Thailand for the Elephants. Some people go to Thailand to fuck the Trannies. Some people go to Thailand to fuck 12 year olds. I go to Thailand every time I make love to Sara Malakul Lane photoshoots with my mind…

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus Trains her Little Sister of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of her and her sister on instagram and it looks like the big sister, who has paved the way for the little sister to be just as fucking weird in efforts to outshine and break free from the shadow cast…has taken her own as a personal pet project to dress ridiculous, exploit and humiliate under the guise that she is either being awesome, or amazing, or cool, when all she’s really doing is wearing spandex for the pedophiles who are into following Miley’s every move because they like Miley’s fans….

I just see girls having fun and being playful, and I’m all for a rebellious, younger Miley, who likely has less of an abrasive hick accent, to next level things for the Cyrus family…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

17

Jun

Courtney Cox’s 50 Year Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Courtney Cox was the cast member of Friends you didn’t masturbate to and now she’s 50 and you still won’t masturbate to her…even when she squeezes her fat 50 year old ass and all it’s dried up menopausal glory into a bikini bottom, unless of course…that’s what you’re into…a celebrity with too much money who has defied the natural aging process where she can declare 50 is the new 30 thanks to botox, a personal chef and a personal trainer who is working me everyday since I have nothing else going on – but I do have all this money..

So happy fucking birthday you old hag…who looks better than obese 20 year olds I’ve fucked, but in their defence, one was albino, the other downs and the third was wheel chair bound…because Diabetes ate her toes.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Courtney Cox