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2014

04

Jun

Ana Beatriz Barros for Intimissimi of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16.

She’s 6 foot tall, which means there were not very many options for her career-wise….ans she is okay to look at in pictures when she’s half naked, she’s good to go…even at 32 years old…

But if you were standing next to her and going up to her shoulders, you’d probably be scared of her monster stature, unless of course you have a weird fucking fetish and are into that kind of thing.

Not that you would ever be standing next to her, or really any girl for that matter…because you’re a creepy fucking loser…

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2014

04

Jun

Nina Dobrev – Yoga Pose Porn of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Nina Dobrev is, but I googled her, she’s in Vampire Diaries and is probably at the top of her game…but in the event they try to deport her Russian Canadian ass…and she has to start from scratch…you know build shit back up again so she doesn’t end up building Igloos and Maple Syrup back home while I watch, she is capable of sexual positions that will surely help her on her quest for more fame and fortune…because if I was working the casting couch and a bitch pulled this off…ideally nude..I’d give her the job…but then again, I’ve let girls control me with their vaginas since the 80s. It’s my thing.

Here she is on the red carpet SHOWING TITS

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2014

04

Jun

Kendall Jenner Wrote a Book of the Day

The biggest joke in these pics is that the Jenner sister, Junior Kim even though she’s not tainted by Armenian or OJ Simpson Genes like the other kids the hooker mother produced and monetized, is that she’s promoting a book that she claims to have wrote…

I mean we’re talking an actual fucking book deal that she’s figure heading, whether wearing a Blazer with no bra like this was a 90s fashion shoot or not…

I don’t hate her her for being a slut from the Valley who learned how to fuck watching her sister fuck…and had been fucking since she was 12….and I don’t hate the industry for using them to sell books when the state of publishing books is in a weird dying industry since people don’t read anymore….I think the whole thing is great…ridiculous…and the fall of society…but great none the less.

To See the Rest CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness is pornographic…and she knows it, she’s putting it up on Instagram, pretending it is for girls to better themselves, to learn from her, to live a healthy life, but there isn’t a fitness program in watching her do one move. There isn’t weight loss in this, there is just skimpy shorts and ass, and you know masturbating to it is far less illegal than masturbating to it if you were at an actual fitness club.

I approve of this World Cup Soccer Brazilian message she’s sending me via short shorts and ass.

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2014

04

Jun

Butt Plug Laser Beam of the Day

I don’t think there is much more inspiring than this video of a Ibiza Gogo dancer with a butt plug laser beam in her ass, spinning during some kind of rave….

I’ve gone to parties. I’ve been on porn sites. I’ve never quite experienced anything this glorious.

Thanks to our friends at BARSTOOL SPORTS for this one…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

04

Jun

Jason Lee Parry’s Surfing Magazine Bikini Pics of the Day

I am Facebook friends with photographer JASON LEE PARRY …who has some pretty amazing pictures for all kinds of campaigns over the last bunch of years…from getting sued by HAILEY CLAUSON ….to BARBARA PALVIN’S HEROIN DANCE to some try hard model bitch named CORA KEEGAN’S BEST WORK …he brings quality…

Well he uploaded 100 pics and they are amazing…and from a massive 2 week shoot he did in the Caribbean with some models and shit is hot hot hot so CHECK HIM OUT

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2014

04

Jun

Femen Topless and Sucking Dildo in Protest and Other Videos of the Day

Idiot Carnival Worker Gets Slammed By the Ride – and Lives

Inmate Attacks Corrections Officer

The China Man in a Septic Tank..

Attack of the Toilet in the Most Luxurious Bathroom Ever

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Jun

Rachel Stevens for FHM of the Day

Remember mastubrating to this Rachel Stevens from S Club 7 in her bikini back in pre internet days, back when she was bushing 30…I do…

Well here she is 2 decades later pushing 50…But not too old for FHM to put her out there….because she’s probably dating the editor.

That’s how these things work.

Here are the pics…

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2014

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that when you walk around pretending you’re filming a reality show for MTV, girls who are otherwise rude to you, all of a sudden let down their hair and start smiling…

It’s the reality show generation.

That said: Who wore it better?

I’m saying Whitney.

I am into the New Kourtney Kardashian Butt Implant Butt
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Jonah Hill Keeps Apologizing for Being a Horrible Rich Brat – Because He Likes Practicing his Acting…If he really cared he wouldn’t have said that in public…even I don’t call people faggots
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Hot Bodies in Sports Bras
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The Lazy Great Dane!
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Lisa RInna Cameltoe
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Bowling Trick Shots
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Rachel Stevens is the Hottest Woman Ever
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Hot To Destroy a Ford Raptor
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Guys with Zooey Deschanel Eyes is a Weird Meme
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Luigi’s Death Stare
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Amazing Engagement Photos
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Scary Thrift Shop Sign
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes life gives you lemons, other times it gives you Turks…who tell you stories about vampires that make no sense….

I prefer if life gave me new stepGIRLS…because even the guys who date supermodels get bored of their pussies…

Not that the stepGIRLS date me…but they should…or at least sit on my face….

Solange Looks Like a Fucking Dude with Fake Tits
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Some Hot Chicks
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Leanna Decker in Lingerie
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Adrian Grenier Can’t Get Pussy
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Soldier’s Welcome gin is Good
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Slut of the Day
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Tanya Mityushina’s a Hooker
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Blake Lively is a Hooker
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Everything You Need to Know About Orange is the New Black
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Britney Spears Gained 30 Lbs Since Moving to Vegas
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Christ Kattan is Fuckign Weird
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Women See Their Vagina for the First Time
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Hot Model in Lingerie
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The BEst Breasts in Hollywood
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Lindsay Lohan Lives
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Bro Texting his Ex
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30 Hottest WAGS of the World Cup
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Spandex
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Top 10 Procrastination!
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Jennifer Stucky Girl Next
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Reality Star Ass
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Nicki Minaj is a Hooker
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Mariah Carey Is Normal at the Park
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Candice Pokies
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Ingrid Pitt Naked in an Old Movie
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Coco’s Huge Tits
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Nina Agdal Models Bikinis
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Page 3 Girls
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Best Crime Ever
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Lucy Liu at Some Stupid Red Carpet Event
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Hooker
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Beyonce and Nipples on Vacation
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Lazy Puppy
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Modern Day Sparta
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Miranda Kerr is So Slutty
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Fergie is a Slutty Mom in Shorts
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Towing Company of the Day
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More Rihanan Nips
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Girls Tug At Their Clothes
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Cat Sex
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Hot Bitch Named Amy Willerton
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Kanye’s Wedding Gift to Kim is Straight Up Flea Market Porn – Love it…
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Hot Naked Models in Nature…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Stacey Poole Topless in Stockings
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Today in Lesbian Sex
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This Girls’ Got Some Foot Tricks
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Girl Bangs a Hair dryer
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COUGAR PUSSY
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Cucumber Sex is Odd
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This is So Fuckign Weird
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Girls Party With Their Tits Out
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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