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2014

28

May

Eliza Doolittle in Miami of the Day

Eliza Doolittle is some trick in a bikini – who I guess isn’t much of a trick at all because unlike all the other instagram hookers who aren’t making money but who have a massive fan base for no fucking reason other than hard work taking bikini selfies, this girl, who does make money, left out the crucial parts of her bikini in this bikini selfie…her pussy definition…

But the good news is, she saved it for the paparazzi.

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2014

28

May

Nowness Mag Does Thigh Gaps of the Day

Nowness magazine did a fashion video on Thigh Gaps…that follows girls with thigh gaps around…fixated on their thigh gaps…

I was never into thigh gaps, I never really looked for thigh gaps in a girl, I just only fucked skinny crakchead girls, so I assumed that’s how they were built…but I am all for Thigh Gaps, I mean anything that makes girls starve themselves for beauty is important to society, especially with all the sugar, GMO and hormones in the food…a girl needs to starve herself…

You see all models have thigh gaps, and models are the basis of of what is acceptable in terms of beauty…

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

May

Iza Goulart Yoga Pose Porn of the Day

If you want to see pictures of why I love watching yoga classes happen in the park, public, or even in a Yoga studio that I got free passes to….

Here’s Iza Goulart in a Yoga Pose…

And the reality is, Yoga Pose Porn is far more substantial to look at in picture than in person, because there are way less hassles from the police or public security guards when you stare too intensely, make the girls uncomfortable, injure yourself in a stupid pose while your awkward boner in yoga pants shines through…not that I have that problem, I’m an inny not an outty, but I do think pictures from the comfort of my own disgusting cesspool of a home is better than actually leaving the house and having any form of human interaction…this is the internet generation people, all my friends are words on my screen…

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Posted in:Iza Goulart

2014

28

May

Amber Heard In a Bra Top for a Magazine of the Day

If you want to see what a temptress, harlot, home wrecking opportunistic slut who was at one point a lesbian for publicity, only to become a Johnny Depp girlfriend publicity, knowing that it would propel her career, a career she feels she deserves nothing but the best A-List jobs in, because she’s like all other actors, an ego…in a bra for a magazine….

Here’s Amber Heard….

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2014

28

May

Granny Naked Dancing and Other Videos of the Day

Street Food is Amazing

The Crazy Mom Who Drove into the Bayou and Tried to Drown Her Kid….Who Got Arrested

Neighbor Screams “I have a penis, you have a vagina”

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite pick-up line that doesn’t work is telling a girl I want her to wear my face as panties…It’s much more romantic than telling her I want her to use my dick as a tampon…and much less romantic than maybe buying her from a third world country.

Here are some morning links..

10 Things That Legally Count as Going to The Gym…
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Hot Girls With Bikes…
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Tori Spelling Tried Kinky Shit With Deen..
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Pam Anderson and Her Janky Ass Weave
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Train vs Semi..
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50 Cents First Pitch….
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15 Problems Only Tall Girls Understand
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Dame Dash speaks on Solange and Jay Z in the Elevator
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Rachel Ann Mullins Nip Slip
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What Happens When a WOman Abuses a Man…
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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16 Dark Revamps of Beloved Cartoons
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Novak Djokovic is Being Funny…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a 15 year old girl walking around in a white thong bikini bottom, round young ass pretty much everywhere, and the friend I was with said something like “if her mother saw her leave the house like that she’d die”….well it turns out we are in Florida, and her mother was 3 feet ahead of her…also in a thong bikini bottom. They were on their way to get ice cream. Wholesome….

I thought to myself, well there’s a family I want to have sex with. Milf and Jailbait all in the same house. But only when she turns 18. This is America people….and that’s the age vaginas mature….

The Kate Middleton Ass Flash
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The Bees in Marily Monroe’s Cooch
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Girls Doing Selfies
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Emily Ratajkowski Tits
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50 Cents Pitch is Jokes
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Christina RIcci is Preggers
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Topless Hooker
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Abigail Rathford Topless
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Scar JO Face
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Slut of the Day
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Down Shirt!
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Xenia Deli is the BEst….in Lingerie
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Edita Vilkeviciute Modeling Lingereie
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Happy Meal Mascot
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Bill Murray Crashed a Bachelor Party
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Kate Beckinsale Legs!
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Amanda Seyfried and Charlize Theron – Together at Last!
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Playground Heavy Metal!
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Rapping Grandpa
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Katy Perry in GQ RUssia
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Honest Price Tag…
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Ferne McCann in a Bikini
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Guess the Super Model Ass
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Miss World 2006 in Photoshoot
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Nichelle Rodriguez Bikini
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15 Great Product Reviews on Amazon
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Lara Stone Did Playboy
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Tiffany Toth & Jessica Sutton DSS Spain
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10 Facts About the Bermuda Triangle
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Donald Duck is an Asshole
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Nicole Neal is So Hot Naked – and I Hate Glamour Models
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Bar Refaeli Upskirt
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Chrissy Teigen Topless
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Alessandra Ambrosio Parking Lot Cat Walk
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Giadi De Laurentiis Cleavage
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Hilary Duff Pokies
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Hugh Jackman Promoting X-Men for the Gays
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Diane Kruger Celebrates Memorial Day
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Victoria Justice Midriff
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Johnny Depp is to Play Houdini
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Dirty Hotel Cleaning Lady Not
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Seth Rogen is Mad SOmeone Blamed Him for UCSB Shooting
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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RIP Billy Glide – HEre’s You In Action
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True Love on the Toilet
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Flashback Russian Nip SLip
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That Damn Toe Sucking Amateur
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Amazing Naked Bike RIde
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Big Boobie Massage!
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Fuckin’ Banana
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

May

Jessica Simpson in a Bathing Suit for Instagram of the Day

The key to not looking so fat – is making your shoulders look massive…

This reminds me of so many 50 year old waitresses I’ve met at various diners across america, really skinny, strong legs, with a barrel belly and big shoulders and arms…making for a weird boxy beer drinking body, that is built from all the running back and forth to and from the kitchen carrying heavy trays of food….

It’s not attractive, just middle aged and white trash, which I guess Jessica Simpson is despite being rich as fuck for being a fashion icon, and pop star ….

I mean if it wasn’t for her creepy, gay, stage dad who had dreams of being a showgirl as a little boy, dreams he channeled into his eldest prized hen, the only real reason he’d ever stick a dick in a vagina…that worked…she’d probably be working a diner too..

All this to say, weight watchers contract made this happen, otherwise she’d be 300 pounds, and now she looks like all the women I try to bang in Florida…which I am going to go find right now

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

27

May

Miley Cyrus Giving Herself a Cameltoe of the Day

Miley Cyrus jacking her unitard, leotard, whatever the fuck this article of clothing that touches her tits, asshole and pussy, that she’s shoving inside her on stage and sharing with her fans, and followers…is the kind of preaching I like…I mean there is so much a girl could do with a huge audience, that could be thought provoking, positive, or inspiring….I mean she has the power to meld the minds of all these idiots into doing good. She could tell the world to do one nice thing, or to donate a dollar to some cause….but instead she’s like “i’ll just give myself a cameltoe”….like a real fucking dancing monkey…and the funny thing in all this is that I love every second of it…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

27

May

Charlize Theron Esquire UK of the Day

Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy….

It was an era when Playboy mattered.

Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…

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