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2014

20

May

Nina Agdal Seducing You With Iced Tea of the Day

Nina Agdal makes me laugh, not because she’s got a fucked up face, or because she’s considered one of the most relevant bikini models of the last few years, thanks to Sports Illustrated and their marketing budgets, who figure if they make money off free models, they might as well promote those free models, to do free work for partner companies, like shit was the WWF and they own the immigrant…

But because she sounds like a gay man when she talks. I guess that’s because she learned English on set with gay men, you know they run the hair and make-up they put her through so that she doesn’t look as downs syndrome as she normally does…

And what it comes down to is when you have a body like this, your head doesn’t matter…what matters is that Adam Levine has cum inside you on your quest to find a rich and famous husband, as immigrant models tend to do, and that that imagery is impossible to delete…so here are some pics of her and some Australian Model for Mambo…

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2014

20

May

Chrissy Teigen in Some Nude Shoot of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is my fake enemy, because I am sure we both don’t really give a fuck about each other. Her story, from what I know, just makes me laugh.

What I see is an average at best, what would be an “Instagram Model”, if bitch wasn’t so fucking old, who booked one swimsuit catalog for Billabong or some other surf brand way back 8 years ago, that was shot by one of Kanye’s friends from Chicago, who ended up introducing her to John Legend, who I guess she felt was going to be the next big thing…so she took her 250 dollar pay check from the bikini catalog she did, and wifed the motehrfucker before he was really rich and famous so it looked less obvious and made him believe she was part of the process…and in wifing the motherfucker, she’s managed to keep herself busy plain ton social media, and doing free campaigns for people like Sports Illustrated and their affiliates…

So to some she’s a gold digging hooker, to me she’s just an opportunist who knew she couldn’t make it as a model without some celebrity support, and if she get mad when people say she’s fat, or has a shitty pug face that is bloated from either hard drinking, cocaine, or botox and filler…because no one likes to admit they manipulated a man with their tits…and who gives a fuck, because you can just stare at her tits…like you were John Legend getting sucked the fuck in…early on in your career…making her too expensive to fucking divorce…

Anyway, she wrote a nice blog post about me on her site once, I feel like it’s my claim to fame. HERE because I think she should finalize the dig, with a pregnancy retirement plan…I’m just being practical…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2014

20

May

Joanna Halpin by Byrdie Mack Nipple of the Day

Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but from my experience, the number of instagram followers a model has, doesn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she makes modelling, because girls who are working models, don’t bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, they are too busy already making money, and all the fringe instagram models, are just doing that shit for free, to get followers, or likes, because it makes them feel about being spoiled rich kids and/or broke ass models working at walmart…

That said, here’s Joanna Halpin’s nipple…because real models show their nipples and I always look!

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2014

20

May

Die Antwoord’s New Video of the Day

Little known fact, many years ago I posted Die Antwoord’s first video, a few days before it went completely viral because they are fucking nut cases…who are now international superstars for being nut cases but I get no credit, no kickback, no money, no thank you…just a whole lot of nothin’…and that’s ok, because I like girl the girl in the band’s hard nipples, but more importantly, I like how fucking weird they are…I guess this is what happens when you are from South Africa and not dying of AIDS…

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2014

20

May

Kaley Cuoco and Her Dog Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if this Kaley Cuoco topless with her dog for instagram is considered erotic, because I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot in any way, making no pics of her erotic.

I am going to assume some people like it, because she’s on that huge fucking TV show, where she plays the babe amongst the nerds, a character I assume a lot of people who watch that shit are into, and ignore the fact that she helped kill John Ritter…because back on that show, she was hot enough to stop hearts…literally…but then turning 20 happened.

I do know that I like dogs, not sexually, but because they are more human than humans, and possess the traits humans wish they had, mainly loyalty….and anyone who loves their dog, enough to get naked with them, or make them INSTAGRAM is probably not as bad a person as you’d assume she is, even if she’s annoying, and all fucking hollywood…

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2014

20

May

Nabilla Benattia Brings the Cannes Nipple of the Day

Her name is Nabilla Benattia and she’s classing up Cannes, by pulling out her tit and pretending it wasn’t for a photo op, since Cannes is filled with as many paparazzi as bottom feeders trying to be seen by those paparazzi.

This isn’t her first tit slip, SHE’S DONE IT BEFORE and I guess it worked out well enough for her to stage another one…even though I’ve already forgotten her and I just did this post…

Here are a few more pics from her appearance…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

20

May

Jenny McCarthy Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

I have heard nothing good about Jenny McCarthy. She’s a devil woman, totally into herself, who exploits her autistic kid to put herself back on the map for being more than just some annoying as fuck MTV host / Playboy model.

Clearly, she’s not an idiot, and understands how the system works, but she is one of those girls I’d want to pay some bull dyke cage fighter fresh out of prison, who hates all things blonde and plastic, especially when they are annoying and loud as fuck, because a blonde and plastic chick ruined her in high school, to beat her up…because hitting girls is wrong, I’m not about that, but convincing an angry lesbian to do it, seems like it’s the perfect grey area to get what needs to be done for the better of man-kind since Jenny McCarthy is evil….

Here she is photoshopped in Shape magazine, to celebrate being 100 years old and finally engaged to a New Kid on the Block. Dreams do come true. Sometimes they just take a few decades and breast implants…

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2014

20

May

Margot Robbie’s Dirty Bike Seat of the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I have a bit of a bike fetish. Not because I bike, but I’ve always like the idea of bikes, especially when girls are riding those bikes, in short shorts or skirts…it’s the kind of shit that makes you want to either steal a seat for later use, or just sniff it. So ladies, if you’re out there, don’t bring your bike seat in with you for your appointment. I need that motherfucker.

Just last week I posted THESE PICS OF LINGERIE CLAD GIRL ON A BIKE …And now this…the Wolf of Wall Street NUDE ACTRESS FROM AUSTRALIA …is bringing the bike seat porn…and I like it…even if I think she’s overrated. I mean she’s looking a little thick, but maybe it’s just her shorts and bra being a few sizes too small…but at least she’s’ trying to bike it off…I guess..


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

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2014

20

May

Deryck Whibley is the Alcoholic of the Day and other Videos of the Day

A Truck in Lithuania Slams into a Bridge…

Since we don’t care about Deryck Whibley’s suicide, here’s a Mob of kids robbing a convenience store…

And here’s an Asshole Metal Kid….wait for it…

And The man who trolls the NEWS Proper amazing….

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a serious sugar addiction…and the problem with having a sugar addiction is late night stops at the ice cream shop…and the late night stop at the ice cream shop always involves other fat people, limiting my options…

That was until last night, when some crackhead with an outpatient sticker on her shirt from some psych hospital rolled through, and bought 20 dollars worth of frozen yogurt, had some incoherent coherent conversation with me, all while fumbling for her money, half dead and weighing 90 lbs…

It was like I saw God…

Here are some stepLINKS…

This Brad Pitt Beer Toss going Viral is Weird – Because Even I Know Where Brad Pitt Lives in New Orleans, I can’t Imagine his Celebrity Homie has no idea…
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Deryck Whibley’s Lookin’ Good…
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Pam ANderson in a Bikini
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Actor from the Shield Suspected of Killing His Wife
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Facebook on a 10 Year Old Phone
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I Like me Some Eiza Gonzalez Cleavage
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Rachel Bilson Does Sex and Drugs
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Chris Martin Go to Dinner
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Bow and Arrow Freak of the Day
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New Words in the Dictionary…
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Yoga Instructor Taken Out With a Wave
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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The Girl Who Wants Bieber to Be Her Prom Date…
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Little Kid with Big Dreams
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Picture of the Day
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