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2014

21

May

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Amazing of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in V Magazine…and she is amazing, but I may be saying that because she’s the only model I really like and the reason I like her is because she manages being consistently classy…

You see, I don’t know any of these girls, so everything I base them on is what I see, and what I see when I see Rosie Huntington-Whitely, is that in her career, she’s been naked and amazing a lot. She’s proved that Megan Fox has no talent and that any babe can be in a Michael Bay movie, she’s proved that she doesn’t need to be in LA, and she’s proved that she can attach herself to a lingerie brand and make fucking bank…

Even if she knows she’s good and is a cunt about it in person, she’s allowed, because she’s fucking lovely as fuck.

I’m a fan…

To see her at some event looking amazing… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

21

May

Guy Goes Nuts and Other Videos of the Day

Drummer Spreading his Message of Love

A lovely day of boating

The man who sleeps with his eyes open…

Brazilian Funk performance gone bad…

Assholes fucking with an old drunk dude…

Baby Moose of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just saw some crazy chick, who was just telling herself “It’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty”….all while unshowered and wearing dirty clothes, surrounded by plastic bags filled with her life possessions, and when she asked me if she could use my phone, I thought…no fucking way bitch, you can use a pay phone, but I will let you lick my ass…

You see, I’m a snobby asshole when it comes to these medicated, insane people using my phone…but I never discriminate against someone liking my asshole…

Here are some morning links…

Girl in Shorts
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Top 10 Celebrities at Cannes
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15 People VS Rope Swings
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The Most Racist Moments in Disney Cartoons
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Demon Cat!
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Luxiboo Hooker – and Fame Whore
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Flash in Music VIdeo
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Kim Kardashian’s Bare Boobs
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GIFs with Sounds Mash-Up
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Kat Graham is Amazing in Spandex
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What Actors Were in Before Game of Thrones
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Guy Plays With Lions
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Florida is filled with white middle of the road kind of people who happen to have fake tits, fit bodies, and are all about being weirded out by me when I ask them how much per song to touch…

It’s like if you look like a stripper – be a fucking stripper – not a mom at the grocery store driving a mini van in suburban hell..

I mean seriously, it’s called false advertising..Here are some stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Won’t Fuck Bieber
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Thigh Gapes
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10 Disny Characters vs the Real World…Awesome
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15 Rope Swing Fails
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Rihanna Courtside
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Butt Cheek
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Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
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Models in Money Bikinis Promoting Wolf of Wall Street
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage
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Bar Paly in Some Magazine
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The Sum 41 Death Pics are Weird
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Anastasia Ashley Butt Shot
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Leonardo Dicaprio’s New Model GF
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Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer..
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Nabilla Benattia Forgets Her Bra at Cannes!
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Jessica Chastain is in True Detective 2
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Ray J Is Giving Kim K Their Porn Money….
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Amy Willerton Recreating The Birth of Venus…
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Kim Kardashian Titties
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Lohan Fakes a Phone Call
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Christine Teigen Topless
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Girls in Sports Bras
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AMazing Cannes Panty FLash!!!
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Rob Kardashian Knows He’s Fat
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Jimmy Fallon Topless Creeps me Out
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Kim Kardashian Thick
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Carol Alt Playboy
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Michael ALig Cried Eating his First Cronut
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Who Would You Rather?
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Adriana Lima Red Carpet
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Some Magic Mike Plot Points Revealed
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The Actor Who Shot His Wife…of the Day
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event
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Jen Selter and her Nose Job at 15
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Macklemore’s Costume isn’t Jewish It’s Greek
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11 Insane Fast Food Brawls Caught on Video
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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The Origin of Pedo Bear
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Mackelmore Hates Jews…
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Remember Kesha Cumshot
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s White Dress
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Sofia Vergara’s White Dress
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10 WTF Moments From The 2014 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
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Some Tricky Photography
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Cheryl Cole Hot Outfit
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Lima Vs Bieber
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Kylie Minogue Red Panties
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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North West Hates His Shitty Parents
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Ass Eating Party!
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JERK OFF COACH!!!
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Blowjobbing a Dildo
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Dirty Asian Sluts
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Kacy Anne Hill Nude Photoshoot
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Black Strip!
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Interesting Half Nked Greek Model
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

May

Barbara Palvin in Harper’s while Bieber Tries to Grind Lima of the Day

I know people who know Barbara Palvin…the straight from Hungary to stealing American jobs like she was a Chinese Factory filled with cheap labor..and they say she’s nothing special, just an average looking girl, who likes black dudes and the hip hop ratchet life, modelling because people pay her lots of money to do it…

Her claim to fame was when she was used as a patsy to cover up for Miranda Kerr when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show two years ago, something that was equally twisted as it was perverted, at least on Miranda Kerr’s end, because fucking Bieber is like molesting a child…even if he’s rumoured to have a 10 inch penis…

Where as fucking a model, when you’re Just Bieber, just makes sense, because he’s worth 100 million dollars, and that’s what models like…unless that model is Adriana Lima, where she rejected his advances last night…huge story…

Anyway, Palvin is being marketed pretty hard, working a lot and here she is in Harper’s Bazaar…and she takes a pretty good picture…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2014

20

May

Bar Refaeli for Elle Spain of the Day

Bar Refaeli got into a bikini for Elle Spain….

I guess there is life after Leonardo DiCaprio…or maybe she’s trying to prove that there is life after 30….or maybe she’s just into having her picture taken because it is all she knows…

Maybe she wants to feel like it is old times, and like people care because living back in Israel gets a little sleepy, even though she gets to party every night, as she counts her money she’s made, amongst her friends and family…

Maybe this is that stamp of approval…or maybe it’s just her subtle way of self promoting, because she has a line of underwear that won’t sell its fucking self…it’s all about making the money when you can, and you don’t need to be Jewish with big Jewish tits I would convert for…to know that…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2014

20

May

Bregje Heinen in Some Magazine of the Day

Bregje Heinen brought her hard nipples and bathing suit to set for this shoot for some Elle Italia magazine…

She also got into a bathing suit in this video promoting some other bathing suit company…

Because apparently, Bregje Heinen, gets paid to wear bathing suits…and the weird thing in all this is that despite popping up everywhere, I’ve never posted pics of her nipples, is it possible that she is taking the higher road, and not getting naked for fashion, I guess a google search would put that theory to rest, but I’m too lazy for that, because see through bikinis with hard nipples are topless enough for me…if you saw my fat wife, you’d understand why I am easy to fucking please…because in my bedroom “BREGJE” isn’t the name of what I am cumming inside, but rather the sound coming out of my wife’s ass /or vagina…who can really tell the difference…as the room radiates with the smell of feces, cheese, and death…

Goodtimes…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2014

20

May

EDITA VILKEVICIUTE For Vogue of the DAy

I don’t really know if this Vogue shoot of EDITA VILKEVICIUTE is all that interesting, I mean there’s some cleavage, some fancy dress in the ocean, some level of erotica despite being a fashion magazine and not porn…Especially when you can just google her and see shit like ALL THESE PICS OF HER NAKED ON THE BEACH INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO HER LABIA

But they are good enough…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

20

May

Marissa Showers for American Apparel of the Day

I think it is safe to say that American Apparel has mastered the best way to advertise a bikini….

Keep up the good work. The good fight. The getting young average looking girls naked because they like the aesthetic of your brand as it speaks to their generation.

It works for me…and probably everyone else in the fucking world, because I mean…look at these pics….

Posted in:American Apparel

2014

20

May

Nina Agdal Seducing You With Iced Tea of the Day

Nina Agdal makes me laugh, not because she’s got a fucked up face, or because she’s considered one of the most relevant bikini models of the last few years, thanks to Sports Illustrated and their marketing budgets, who figure if they make money off free models, they might as well promote those free models, to do free work for partner companies, like shit was the WWF and they own the immigrant…

But because she sounds like a gay man when she talks. I guess that’s because she learned English on set with gay men, you know they run the hair and make-up they put her through so that she doesn’t look as downs syndrome as she normally does…

And what it comes down to is when you have a body like this, your head doesn’t matter…what matters is that Adam Levine has cum inside you on your quest to find a rich and famous husband, as immigrant models tend to do, and that that imagery is impossible to delete…so here are some pics of her and some Australian Model for Mambo…

Posted in:Nina Agdal