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2014

15

May

Maite Perroni in GQ Mexico of the Day

Maite Perroni is a 31 year old Mexican actress and singer…and she’s in a bikini. Fascinating story…

Being half Mexican, I feel like part of me should turn the site into a Mexican fan site, I mean I already have the wrestling mask, and figure Mexicans are loyal to their own people, even when their own people are assholes…like Eva Longoria…but then I remember that Mexicans don’t own computers….except for the rich ones and the rich ones want to be anything but Mexican…so it would be a fail…

But I’ll still post this Mexican, who looks nothing like my mother, but the whole situation reminds me of when I used to go to the stripclubs with my black manager at a shitty job and how angry he would be with every black stripper he saw, I’m talking he wouldn’t look at them, and he’d tell them they were a disgrace every time they walked by…he was a firm believer in fat white strippers though…

Not that this Mexican is a stripper..but she might as well be, since she’s showing off them tits…tits I wish I met in a village making corn tortillas…in the brothel…before having 14 kids.

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2014

15

May

Allie DeBerry in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Allie DeBerry. She is from Texas. She is 20 years old, and has been in the business since she was three, all because she had a “love for being in front of the camera”…which at 3 translates to “she had an opportunist, egotistical stage mom, who felt like making money while celebrating the cute that fell out of her pussy”…and it all ended up on the Disney Channel…

The interesting thing with this child stars, isn’t how broken they become because their parents exploited them, but rather than unlike adult stars, their moms were the ones sucking executive dick to get ahead, and not them…meaning when a girl is raised by a hooker,while having a fan base, good things happen…like every other Child star who has ended up doing porn, dying of drug overdoses, etc…

I’ve never heard of her, but a little bikini for instagram is a decent introduction or preview of what’s to come..which could be you, making me feel gay.

Posted in:Alexandria Deberry

2014

15

May

Lady Gaga’s Ass in Concert of the Day

As ridiculous, annoying, even desperate as Lady Gaga is. She still managed to take her ugly face, a face that was meant to be a receptionist, but luckily had rich parents so she could free intern in the right places her dad probably had connections with, leading to her partnering up with a record company that put money into her, packaged her into this clown, like some modern day circus…and shit made fucking money…even as she got stupider and stupider…the retard audience loved ever move she made…and now she’s pretty much forgotten, still makes money, and still tries to get noticed because she has that taste and can’t accept that it’s over…

I still like her ass…

But maybe I’m just saying that because early on in her career, I got drunk at a party she was at, and fondled it without her realizing it, and kinda liked it.

I tell this story every time I see her, because the fact that I fondled her ass and she didn’t notice, while in a thong and fishnets like this, is all I really ever liked about her…and all she was ever really good for…and other than this big ass…she’s the fucking worst…so take it in…for old time memories of places my hand has been…

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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

15

May

Jennette Mccurdy Stretching of the Day

Jennette Mccurdy does the YOGA Pose…

Personally, I prefer when Jennette Mccurdy does that whole I’m In My Underwear And I Accidentally Released it Because the Execs Wanted Me To But they Don’t Want You To Know It was Intentional but that’s probably because I like slutty girls who embrace being sluts, rather than slutty girls who pretend they are doing fitness, especially when the slutty girl isn’t that hot, but has a fan base because dads are perverts….

Posted in:Jennette McCurdy

2014

15

May

Emily Ratajkowsi Body Painted for SI of the Day

This Emily Ratajkowsi video for SI was being circulated yesterday, and I figured I might as well post it, not because I think plastic face Ratajkowski is all that hot anymore. Sure se’s got great tits, but so do so many other girls who have more eagerness about them. It’s like this one was hungry, and pulled it off, and looked good doing it, but like anything with no substance, it loses its appeal, fades into obscurity, and we can assume that taste will lead her to a lot more naked things, because she got so far she can’t let it fall through the cracks now…or some shit.

I’m not a hater, I just find her boring, and a shitty person who turns her back on those who help her, but I accept that there are horrible people in the world, and I still think she looks good naked, and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowsi

2014

15

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Vogue Germany of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany…and I think it is pretty spectacular, but in my defence, I am a huge supporter of the charitable work Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has done for Bald people, by giving them hope that if they are rich and famous and in shape, probably a bit of an alpha who doesn’t give a fuck that he’s bald, because unlike most bald people, life kind of worked out for him.

Not to mention, she’s done a lot of great charitable work for the proving that Megan Fox is a talentless cunt and that any babe can take her place…

More importantly, she does nude modelling, and who the fuck doesn’t like a bit of that…especially when it’s at the tail end of her career rather than in the “sleeping her way to any where she can” point of her career…

Point being…she’s good. I’m a fan and I hate almost everything…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

15

May

Morning Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

Man VS Flood

Russian MOB Vs Pizza Place

Camera Man VS Tire

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

While I was falling in love with a Miami Booty perched up on a railing, that I couldn’t manage to get a successful creeper picture of…but that I still feel was a moment of true love…

Our resident “journalist” FOETUS la Plantain was asking our friend ASA AKIRA …questions on REDDIT….

I have so many girlfriends I don’t have sex with…

Here are some morning links…

I Love Nicole Kidman’s Face
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Babes in Bed….
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The Guy in an I Love Porn Shirt Eating a Chicken Wing Pic
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The Top Most Anticpated Films at the Rooftop Series You Should Watch Even if Not in New York
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Topless Glamour Model of the Day
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Lady Gaga’s BF Grabs Her ASs
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Claudia Romani Takes an Important Call
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Jada Pinkett Smith Has Lesbian Breasts and A Bunch of Other Paparazzi SHit
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Killer Clown Scare Prank
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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The Longest Pause in Twitter History
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TIna Fey on Why There Aren’t More Late Night Girl Hosts
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…
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CBS has finally cancelled Ashton Kutcher
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a bikini contest, it wasn’t life changing, but it could have been if I hired one of the Eastern Europeans who you know came to America for non-hooker reasons, that’s why she is in bikini contests….obviously…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Crazy Fucking Booty
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Nicole Kidman’s Face is Amazing
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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/05/10-pretty-liars-episodes-to-watch-if-youve-
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Longest Pause in Twitter History…
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Rita Ora Pussy Definition
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Lady Gaga Topless in Pasties
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Pregnant Doutzen…pregnant with Candice Swanepoel
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Pregnant Doutzen…
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That Elevator Fight
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Slut of the Day
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Super Mario Game of The Thrones
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Blake Lively and Pamela Anderson
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A Bunch of Page 3 Girls
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The Cat Who Saved the Kid
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Tawny Jordan Tits for Supermodel Magazine
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Sexy Latina Alejandra Espinoza
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Lais Ribeiro in a Swimsuit
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All the Ashley Benson Pics
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Alternate Godzilla Designs
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Alexa Chung is Banging Chris Martin…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Walking
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More Pics of Beyonce and Sister…
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These are Racist Plates….
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Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kimberly Garner is So Good
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Zen Masters we Could All Learn From
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I do not care about Lea Michele’s Nipple
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Hottest Athlete Daughters…
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Kourtney Compton’s Bikini Action
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Two Billionaires Fight Over Miranda Kerr
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Hailey Clauson for Love & Lemons..
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Adriana Paz Nude in a Trailer for The Empty Hours
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Avril Lavigne Pokies
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The Female Pop Band that Attempts To Sing While Having and Orgasm
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10 Pretty Liars Episodes to Watch if You’re a Newbie…
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Ferne McCann in a See Through
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Find COUGARS to FUCK!!
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Sideboob
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The Weirdest Old Lady Pulling
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Huge Tits
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Fatty Masturbater….
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Masturbation in Public Places
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Webcamsterbation
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Lesbian Sex in the
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

May

Cailin Russo for Sir Neave of the Day

Cailin Russo is the daughter of Scott Russo who is in a band called Unwritten Law. It is safe to say that her mom was probably a young punk rock groupie, because punk rock dudes only bang 15 year old girls, since they are the only ones who care about them, not that Unwritten Law was really punk rock, but they were more punk rock than Bieber….Bieber…being the guy she was cast to make out with in a music video – that pretty much made her go viral..

I am on the fence as to whether she’s just a privileged instagram model, or if she’s legitimately a babe…with something to offer…but…when looking at her ass, I don’t seem to care either way…

I just think she’s not quite hot enough to be a real model, yet she’s getting paid as a real model, so what the fuck do I know..

These pics are from instagram photographer SIR NEAVE

Posted in:Cailin Russo