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2014

08

May

Lais Ribeiro for Elle of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…

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2014

08

May

Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

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Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo…

The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend…

Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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2014

08

May

Daria Oleksenko for Bambi Magazine of the Day

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Daria Oleksenko is my kind of girl….

I know nothing about her at all…but I feel like I know all I need to know…and that is that with the right venue like BAMBI MAGAZINE … one of those “We aren’t smut, we use actual models in our nudes, because nudes are fashionable and artistic”…a mantra I firmly believe in because it get girls like Daria Oleksenko… aspiring models, at least that’s what I assume they are, since I’ve never heard of her, naked…and you know what…it worked…and it’s amazing…

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2014

08

May

Jennifer Lawrence for Marie Claire of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence posed in Marie Claire magazine, showing off some Jennifer Lawrence titty and the riveting question she answered that everyone is so pumped about is that she claims she didn’t fake a fall, and more importantly, she knew she was going to become overexposed and people were going to start hating her, but she just wanted to power through and provide good work, the best work, the Oscar winning work…she brings every time…

The fact is that with any actor, you know everything they are saying is a fucking lie. That’s their job. You know that this bitch is a bitch, has a horrible attitude and is about as down to earth as any spoiled brat. If anything she just knows winning an Oscar is a fucking scam, that she’ll do again….because that’s what she does..

What really matters is that she’s showing some cleavage, really basic cleavage, but still cleavage that is better than no cleavage, and better than me talking about the inner workings of Jennifer Lawrence, because what it comes down to is that her job, money, average looks, are all improved with cleavage…

She’s annoying, but so is everyone….Jennifer Lawrence. I am on your side.

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2014

08

May

Federica Nargi in some Catalog Shoot of the Day

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A day is not a day until we post typical, boring, obvious, bikini Catalog pics…that bring in a decent looking girl, and makes her pose like so many other girls before her, in a setting so similar to all bikini catalog settings, because bikini catalogs are like groundhog day, always the fucking same…like clockwork..I can tell you every pose without even looking at the fucking things…I guess the difference between them is the model used, and this model, Federica Nargi, is some hot, 24 year old, Italian babe who is famous in Italy…and probably for more reason than having a shitty stripper inspired heart tattoo on her hip bone….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS BABE FOR GOLDENPOINT SWIMWEAR CLICK HERE

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2014

08

May

Sheri Chiu for S Magazine of the Day

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Sheri Chiu is a contributing editor for some fashion magazine, who I guess does some nude modelling on the side, but only when it has artistic merit or when it is for fashion….because these pics, to me are semi pornographic because I see labia and by definition of pornographic the labia is the invisible line not to cross…but it’s for and their byline is:

is a deluxe art and fashion biannual with a refreshingly bold editorial mission.

Which is exactly what I think when I see labia.

The fact is that I don’t think porn should even be called porn, it’s all fucking big cluster fuck with no real objective grid of what’s acceptable or not, to a nun cleavage is porn, to me nothing is porn, it’s all about who the audience and I’m glad people are lightening up about shit, as we become more exhibitionists, when we are told it’s for “art”…

All this to say, I like this shoot.

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2014

08

May

Cameron Russell The Edit of the Day

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I shit on Cameron Russell all the time, I mean whenever I see a post of her, because she’s a fucking rich kid, who like so many other rich kids, have decided to be models…her parents are he founders of Zipcar and some other car pool service that I assume has made billions…

She got a lot of hate, when she did a Ted Talk about how she won the genetic lottery, you know because she’s so pretty….that I don’t think is all that big of a deal, if her career was established because someone plucked her randomly off the streets of the third world and helped her create this…

Being a successful model, when your mom’s friend runs a huge modelling agency, who you know from the country club, says “you’re tall, you’re a spoiled brat, you have everything you need, let’s give you a fake job so you can have fun, while your mom and dad make the millions”…and it works out…is a little less impressive…because a lot of hot bitches…hotter than this bitch…who work at a fucking deli…

That said, here she is in The Edit…

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2014

08

May

McKayla Maroney is Playing You Fools with her Ass in Leggings of the DAy

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McKayla Maroney is America’s hero who has managed to take her Olympic medal win and leverage into being jailbait pervert americans want to bone…b

All professional athletes in obscure sports know…there’s a lot of sex at a young age while touring and competing, but more importantly, there are a lot of pervert coaches who teach them about sex appeal, even when they are gymnasts who have have the bodies of 12 year olds thanks to hormone therapy…

There is no way innocent, freshly 18 year old McKayla, is not playing up her male pervert fans who love her…because she’s so young looking…and if you think she’s just a girl being girl…you’re an idiot.

Here is her ass in leggings to celebrate self produced erotica for the sake of making your pervert male audience masturbate…

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2014

08

May

Lady Gaga Nude in V Magazine of the Day

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These outtakes from an old Lady Gaga naked pictures for V Magazine…shot by Mario Testino…which were pretty high concept enough because she’s naked…enough to stare at…

I am posting these partially because I hate you and feel like you should be punished with a Lady Gaga MERKIN big enough to cover his balls…but I am also posting it to remind girls that sometimes getting naked, whether it’s for fashion or as a cry of attention, doesn’t get you fans, but can get people to look at you..

Lady Gaga is at the stage in her career where she could shit out a newborn baby she stole from one of her gardeners while sucking on a Elephant penis, and crying…as a midget punches her in the uterus…and no one would fucking notice..

She’s played out, but I’ll still look at her…

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2014

08

May

Laura Cremaschi Squeezing Into her Shorts of the Day

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Lauren Cremaschi doesn’t matter. She’s a nobody. You’ve never heard of her…she hardly exists…yet for some reason the nice people at the paparazzi agency are taking pics of her in a bikini because people like bikini pics and buy bikini pics even if the girl in the bikini is not even an instagram model. She’s just some hot body, possible hooker with a foreign name…writing shit on her ass for attention

Like a real bottom feeder, with a bottom I’d like to feed with my mouth…

The formula is pretty simple to get in a bikini, trick a paparazzi, get on the blogs, but that shit doesn’t make you famous anymore, too many low levels have caught on, but it does help them score rich husbands, and I guess that’s what being a girl is all about…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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