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2014

09

May

Esmée Vermolen Hot for Marie Claire France of the Day

Esmée Vermolen is a French model who is breaking the French Bikini laws, that include but aren’t limited to – NO FUCKING BIKINI TOP…

But that doesn’t meant that these pics are bad, in fact, I hate 99 percent of bikini pics, not because I am gay, or into girls who are clothed, just because I’ve seen so many of them, and no one puts any real production into them. It’s like everything is as about as high concept and stimulating as a Victoria’s Secret catalog…which theoretically lost its purpose the second internet porn happened and you could jerk off to things other than an underwear catalog when your wife was at the park with the kids…

But I get it, it’s about the model, and this Esmée Vermolen and her sexy, exotic french name excites me, but mainly because french girls like anal on the first date, that doesn’t have to even be a date, but rather just an encounter…and encounter Esmée Vermolen and I need to have…

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2014

09

May

Aubrey O’Day’s Big Fake Titty on Her of the Day

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I hate that find Aubrey O’Day hot…because I spent so many years making fun of her for being a fat idiot, with shitty fake tits, because I hate fake tits…but then she got fit, and all of a sudden, she seems relevant, fantastic and all that hatred I had for her turns into wanting to fuck the smell of all the black dick she’s had in her….with my mouth…

The sick thing in all that is that I am serious…

It’s like I hate fat girls so much that I can’t see past their fat, for the delicate flower that they are, but the second bitch stopes eating and starts posting shit like this on the internet, I fall in love…not that I love Aubrey O’Day, but I do love this…it’s like Aubrey O’Day, why are you so Pretty Today…oh right…tits…busting out of shirt you are tugging…

This is the formula girls. She’s mastered it.

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2014

09

May

Jesse Jane and Some Other Trick Attention Seeking of the DAy

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Jesse Jane is one the last living pornstars that I know of, not that she even does work anymore, I don’t really keep track of porn, but I know she’s was in it right before the crash of porn, when girls made actual money doing porn, built a fan base doing porn, back when porn wasn’t just some easy to digest bullshit made for the internet like it is now…

I am sure there will be a porn revolution, but while that happens, these old school porn girls are doing paparazzi pics,the way the no name bikini girls do paparazzi pics, and that’s jokes…but I’d rather see people who matter or who have a fan base being silly on the beach than some no name twat, so I support this behavior…

Posted in:Jesse Jane

2014

09

May

The Highlight of the Lindsay Lohan Deflated Pics – Her Labia of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down…

It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum..

It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram…

TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

09

May

Bryden Jenkins is Amazing of the DAy

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BRYDEN JENKINS is a babe I follow on Instagram. I know nothing about her, other than that she’s perfect, and that may be all I need to know…

She’s an up and coming model, she hasn’t made any real noise yet, at least with nude pics, but she probably makes a lot of money doing what she does, because unlike instagram models, with 100,000 followers, this girl’s gets work…she books campaigns and is amazing…

Sure, she doesn’t do enough fashion nudity…but she will…they all do, and both me and my penis are ready for it…

Magical creature, who I’d like to make into a mother for mother’s day…

Here’s a video

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2014

09

May

Selena Gomez Post Porn Shoot Pic of the DAy

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In doing what I do, I’ve become friends with pornstars, I don’t even watch or like porn. but the girls are the easiest going girls who don’t care if you do posts on them, teasing them for being sluts, or sex addicts just trying to increase their hooker rates…they laugh about it, love the attention and are a lot of fun about it…I mean they put things in their pussies for money, they get what’s up…

So all the porn girls post these on set, after getting railed by 10 dick, pics, all slimy and beat up…

THe best is when they do the before and after pics, you know made up and dressed, to tear soaked eyes, smeared make-up, wet hair, and all the other good stuff that comes with having your face fucked…

This pic Selena posted, reminds me of that….and I like it…

TO SEE HER RIDICULOUS TITS IN A PUSH UP BRA CLICK HERE

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2014

09

May

Jodie Marsh Takes the Best Gym Pics of the Day

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Jodie Marsh is or was a UK Glamour model, which is code for trashy chick who should be a stripper or pornstar, but is above that, obviously…

I guess she likes to be celebrated for being a chick who gets naked for some low level fame…and twitter…

And not for 10 dollars a song, or 1000 dollars an hour.

She has morals…and the rich guys she probably fucks who buy her shit do it out of love not because she’s a hooker…

She’s also a fitness model, or competitive fitness chick, and has managed to merge the two things into her gym workout that is pretty fucking solid…if more gyms made this required dress code, I’m talking to you Planet Fitness…we’d all be in shape…

HERE SHE IS IN ZOO IF YOU CARE CLICK HERE

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2014

09

May

Miley Cyrus in Weird Underwear with Pixie Lott in a Weird Top of the Day

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These pics were taken of the new generation it-girls Miley Cyrus, who we all know and hate…and Pixie Lott who I’ve never heard of, but who wears a shirt I can respect…because it cages in her wild tits nicely…

They are outside a club that I assume they are all doing Molly with, leading the Miley having another drug overdose that kills her, since all these jealous bitches are trying to shut her up, not so much because they are jealous of her Disney success, but because that voice of hers is fucking terrible…

That said, looking at these outfits, reminds me that I am old as fuck, because shit looks like a circus, or a bad rave, or halloween, up on some clown shit.. and I’ll never really accept the hipster party kids I used to do drugs with style, being mainstream…it just confuses me…it’s like I remember kids dressing like this to make a statement, and all the normals would stare…but now the normals are doing it, leaving the hipsters crying for attention forced to dress conservative, otherwise they just look like Miley…and that’s fucking lame…I mean if hipsters even exist anymore, I like to think they died when it went mainstream.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

09

May

Amazing Girl Turns into the Devil and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Screaming Girl in the Streets of Tel Aviv

Man VS Vaccuum…

TV Host WHo Doens’t Almost Shoot Herself in the Face

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about being in Florida is the crackheads who escaped rehab – screaming in in front of Walmart that they don’t need rehab – with their pants around their ankles – punching themselves in the face…you know the kind of Walmart greeter who isn’t a retired cop living the dream down in Florida, but more the kind of greeter who will stab you in the neck, eat off your face and steal your money…FUN in the SUN….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nikki Lund Does Squats…
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Dark Hair Light Eyes Bitches
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Lindsay Lohan Deflated Tits
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Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Weird Topless Shoot
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Donald Sterling’s Wife Doesn’t Wants to Sell Clippers…
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Yoda Loves Dat Ass…
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Champagne Saber Time….
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Tight Dresses Bitches
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Americans Try McDonalds for the First Time
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Snooki ANnouces Her Snooki
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