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2014

18

Apr

Skinny Aubrey O’Day Turns Me On of the Day

No one cares enough about Aubrey O’Day to take pictures of her, but this is the #SELFIE generation and she’s got instagram to distribute the self shot erotica for her…and the worst thing about all this is that she turns me on.

Most of you don’t know who this is, but she was on some show where she fucked Diddy and ended up in a pop band….that lasted 3-5 minutes…like Diddy…and then she took on being a snowflake black dudes wanted to fuck and bitch started eating and eating and eating and it was fun to laugh at….until she realized…she’ll get farther with her fat ass and fake titties if the rest of her is fit as fuck…so she got to work on herself and now I’m getting turned on by her after what must be 5 years of making fun of her…when I could have been writing her love letters…what a fail…

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2014

18

Apr

Kacy Anne Hill’s Redheaded Erotica of the Day

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After polluting my brain with failed redheaded erotica featuring KERI RUSSEL…from 5 minutes ago..

I’ve decided to cleanse my soul, with busty hipster model Kacy Anne Hill, who you’ve seen in some SEE THROUGH CLOTHES …posing topless for photographer WARD ROBINSON …because some ginger bitches are interesting looking, with great transparent skin and nipples…and they own that fucking shit the way they should…and Kacy Ann Hill happens to be one of those doll faced girls…you know the kind of orange pubes I want to cum all over or more importantly suck on, rather than run to the bathroom to puke from…cuz orange pubes are hit or miss and this one’s a hit.

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2014

18

Apr

Christina Milian Booty for Instagram of the Day

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Christina Milian posted this picture on Instragram, because it’s a #selfie generation and people are so self involved, especially low level hookers like Christina Milian…that they need to post pictures of their ass that they have a friend take to show off their ass but try to pull it off as s subtle and fun thing to do….when clearly it’s an intentional “I love my ass, compliment my ass, I’m a mom who threw away her career to be a host on the Live Shows of the VOICE, just give me a like, my attention seeking, broken soul needs it”…

Which brings up a funny situation, that instagram is less about the photos you take, and more about the photos taken of you, like some sort of egotistical “look at me” photo album I fucking hate looking at…because there’s not enough spread asshole and too much of this cry for attention when pretending not to cry for attention bullshit.

Fuck you Christina Milian and fuck your baby you neglect because you’re too busy pretending your friend accidentally snapped a pic of your ass, that you accidentally uploaded to your fucking instagram and wrote a desciption to like oops…

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2014

18

Apr

Keri Russell Nipples for Malibu of the DAy

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I think I must have had a traumatic Felicity experience when Felicty was on TV, because in the core of my soul, I think Keri Russell is the fucking worst.

I’ve been drunk the better part of 3 decades, so I can’t place the exact moment I hated her and wanted her to burn a fiery death which was seemingly appropriate because of her fiery pubic haired crotch..

I mean was it during the Mickey Mouse Club era, or was it that she didn’t whore out when she had the opportunity, and now doing it years later makes me angry that she wasted perfectly good youth…or was it that I knew a virgin loser who was really in love with her and her show, I worked with him and had to hear about Felicity recaps every fucking week….

I just know hard nipples in Malibu magazine or not, she’s the enemy…

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2014

18

Apr

Andrea Lehotska Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Sometimes all a good Friday needs is some nude pics of Andrea Lehotska and her bush…

Sure, you’ve never heard of her, because you are an idiot…but more importantly, because you don’t keep track of Miss Slovakia contestant for Miss Universe from 2001…because even in 2001…which was 13 fucking years ago…you didn’t care about Miss Slovakia from Miss Universe contest…

She’s apparently gone onto great things, like stuff I don’t give a fuck about, that went down in Europe…but turns out her best work was these nude pics that are probably 10 years old, but that have solid bush, and that is all I need to justify posting them, on today, an otherwise not naked enough day….

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2014

18

Apr

Cris Urena Poses in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

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Cris Urena is a Domincan / American fashion model who’s name reminds me of pissing on girls…because girls love that shit…even when they pretend they don’t, just ask Kim Kardashian, but more import I love that shit.

She’s 22, she’s worked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess they are lending her out to H&M like H&M was Leonardo DiCaprio to help make her famous…and bikini or not, I’m still thinking about how her name is Urine…

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2014

18

Apr

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube….

This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…

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2014

18

Apr

Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I am starring at Anne Hathaway’s underserving Oscar winning ass in a pair of leggings that are designed to look like they are the heavens…you know all blue sky peppered with clouds…but I don’t think this is heaven, even if this egotistical cunt things it is, as shit rubs up in between her gaping mound…in fact, I don’t even find her in spandex interesting, because she’s not that interesting, and the older I get I realize it’s not about the shape of the ass, or the meatiness of a vagina that matters when it comes to a girl…it’s about her personality, or at least the one she projects to the media, because it’s the #selfie generation, and no one is authentic as they work on branding themselves, especially not famous bitches.

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2014

18

Apr

Farah Holt in a Bikini of the Day

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I am a huge fan of Farah Holt…

Sure, I have not followed her on social media, even after posting her nipple back in 2013, and not because I am playing hard to get, but because I wasn’t really inspired to remember who she is…

But that doesn’t mean this love isn’t real…even if I don’t know she really exists, because these bikini pics are real…and when bikini pics of her or any girl for some bullshit campaign drop, I feel nothing but romance…

Maybe it’s got nothing to do with her tall, skinny, UK model body, and everything to do with bikini pics…no matter how boring the shots are…but who’s asking questions when all I am thinking about is the snorkel I’ll need to use to breath when I bury my face in her ass…

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2014

18

Apr

Naked Artist Laying Eggs and Other Videos of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this artist, other than that she’s amazing and shoving eggs filled with paint in her, only to lay them on a canvas from a ladder set-up, completely naked in public…because that’s the way art is meant to be…

Sure, it’s a bullshit stunt, on some college art school level, but she’s naked and laying paint eggs and that’s the kind of college art school level stunt I am into…

There is an uncensored version – that they are trying to make me buy and I don’t like this shit that much….

Here’s a weird interview with a Miami Tranny…