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2014

18

Apr

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube….

This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

18

Apr

Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

I am starring at Anne Hathaway’s underserving Oscar winning ass in a pair of leggings that are designed to look like they are the heavens…you know all blue sky peppered with clouds…but I don’t think this is heaven, even if this egotistical cunt things it is, as shit rubs up in between her gaping mound…in fact, I don’t even find her in spandex interesting, because she’s not that interesting, and the older I get I realize it’s not about the shape of the ass, or the meatiness of a vagina that matters when it comes to a girl…it’s about her personality, or at least the one she projects to the media, because it’s the #selfie generation, and no one is authentic as they work on branding themselves, especially not famous bitches.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

18

Apr

Farah Holt in a Bikini of the Day

I am a huge fan of Farah Holt

Sure, I have not followed her on social media, even after posting her nipple back in 2013, and not because I am playing hard to get, but because I wasn’t really inspired to remember who she is…

But that doesn’t mean this love isn’t real…even if I don’t know she really exists, because these bikini pics are real…and when bikini pics of her or any girl for some bullshit campaign drop, I feel nothing but romance…

Maybe it’s got nothing to do with her tall, skinny, UK model body, and everything to do with bikini pics…no matter how boring the shots are…but who’s asking questions when all I am thinking about is the snorkel I’ll need to use to breath when I bury my face in her ass…

Posted in:Farah Holt

2014

18

Apr

Naked Artist Laying Eggs and Other Videos of the Day

I don’t know anything about this artist, other than that she’s amazing and shoving eggs filled with paint in her, only to lay them on a canvas from a ladder set-up, completely naked in public…because that’s the way art is meant to be…

Sure, it’s a bullshit stunt, on some college art school level, but she’s naked and laying paint eggs and that’s the kind of college art school level stunt I am into…

There is an uncensored version – that they are trying to make me buy and I don’t like this shit that much….

Here’s a weird interview with a Miami Tranny…

This is pretty intense, but I’m glad that Youtube is monetizing this shit…

Here’s a chicken walking into a child’s hug…for EASTER

Chinese Fireman VS Flaming Propane Tank

Here’s a Truck VS Bridge

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyone thinks I am an asshole because I make fun of models and actresses and point out their flaws, their imperfections and the fact that they are overrated cunts.

What they don’t know, is that I am actually just a Robin Hood, who steals from the overrated bitches and gives to the rugged fucking pigs…

Because I meet and go down on some questionable women, and motherfucker I romance them, I tell them I love them and want to be with them forever, even though I don’t and I’m not blind, but for those 3 minutes before I cum in their asses, it’s all love for them and they feel great…

I am a hero.

Here are some morning links…while I wash this smell off my face.

Coachella Picture of the Day
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Alessia Tedeschi in Animal Print
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Girls Bending Hot…
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Old Bitch Face of the Day
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James Franco is Really Good at Taking Criticism
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING….
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Victoria Beckham’s Life is Better than Yours
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Kirsten Dunst’s Thoughts on the Casting Couch..
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Shia Lebeouf One Pant Man Gif is Jokes…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My new strategy with hookers and sluts who want the void in their souls filled with a peni, is to pull a bitch move and tell them that they don’t make me feel special, and like I am the only cock they want…and I do it by telling them they have cankles…

That may not make sense to you, which is good because it doesn’t make sense to them either…but it does make them feel insecure about their cankles and that is funny…

Here are some stepLINKS

Mrs Doubtfire 2 is Happening….
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11 Amazing Things Jesus Would Do
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Heidi Klum Topless Topless Bikini
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Serena Williams Bikini Body…
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Some Cunt with a Green Smoothie
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John Hamm Cried During Frozen
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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SLUT of the Day
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Some Bella Thorne Photoshoot of the DAy
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Kim Kardashian as Audrey Hepburn
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Hot as Fuck Canadian Pole Vaulter Ass…
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Will Arnett is Dumping Amy Pohler Cuz She Sucks
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Amanda Seyfried Legs in Shorts…
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Kendall and Kylie Sweet Ass In Bikini Thongs
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Criminal of the Day
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The Next Avatar has been Found
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Mini Masters Crazy Golf…
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Naked Girl from Primal Fear…
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Sallie Axl Upskirt!!
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Christina Aguilera’s Huge Pregnant Tits
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Kids UNder 12 Partying! For the Perverts
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Courtney Stodden is an ANgel
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A Man Versus Nature’s Vagina….
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Dita Vont Teese is So Retro…
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Bianca Beauchamp Work Out Instagram…
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Artists Who Got Rich Before they Died
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Taylor Swift Surprises a Fan
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Keri Russell Bare Ass
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One Big Hollywood Cunt
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Great Connect the Dots Puzzles
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Teens Almost Burn To Death
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Shakira in Panties for a Magazine
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Christ Bearer Is Hated By the Wu-Tang Clan
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Leighton Meester Cleavage
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Erin Andrews Filming a Commercial
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Short And Dumpy – The Real Kim Kardashian
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Classy Family Picnic
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Selena Gomez for Adidas
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28 Birthday Traditions From Around the World…
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Amanda Seyfried Dumpy as Fuck
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Tom Cruise Did Buy Laura Prepon
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Kate Middleton’s Playing Cricket…
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Glee Rivals
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Miley Cyrus Needs Her Ass Fucked. She Keeps Begging For It…
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Petra Cubonova in a Bikini
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Amazing Rosie Huntington-Whitely 2006 Terry Richardson Pics….
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Girls Who Are in Bed
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Hot Models COming Out of the Water
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So Many Asians
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Lookin Down Erin Andrews’ Shirt
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Shia LeBeef Only Owns One Pair of Pants
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Trolling Delivery Guy
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A girl and her Vibe
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Butt DIldo
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Brett Rossi Topless Viking….
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Powerful in Store Pissing….
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Some Porno for Mormons
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Big Tits Masturbating
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I Want to Have Sex with DJ Megan Daniels
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Nipple on Instagram of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s fake tits like attention…they are the reason she became an it girl despite being a horrible, talentless twat incapable of anything interesting…except maybe fucking Kanye…when Kim was pregnant..

You know just a set of tits that are starting to realize they don’t matter enough for people to care about her, that without them she isn’t that hot, and that putting them onto instagram for the fans, who don’t know why they are her fan, other than being tits on a hugely popular video, because like I said, her tits are all that matters…

I’ll still look, even though I know in a year no one will remember her.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson has been reading too much Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…because it seems like she’s got on Kate Upton’s diet plan…which is eat everything you fucking can…as long as it isn’t vegetables…you know since no one one even remembers who she is…

Or maybe she’s just pregnant….

Both things…pretty awful, but I’m still looking, because bikinis are good…even when they are on awful things…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2014

17

Apr

Irina Shayk on the Beach with Kate Upton For Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is such a Famewhore…

She saw Kate Upton on the beach, and was like “Hey you’re a Sports Illustrated Covergirl…just like me…let’s pose together and fuck the internet up the ass”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…and Irina Shayk was like “I don’t know, I’m just a low level hooker who fucked an athlete to get to where I am”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…

At least she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game, despite all the plastic surgery that makes her look cheap….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

17

Apr

Barbara Palvin Marie Claire Italy Nakedness of the Day

Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked….

They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador

Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers…

And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin