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2014

17

Apr

Lady Gaga Photoshopped for Versace of the Day


I saw these pics of Lady Gaga for Versace yesterday and laughed and how soft faced that horrible looking creature looked. I don’t know Gaga, but I have grabbed her ass erotically and obviously saw her in person when that happened, and she looked nothing like this, and it was funny to me that they were trying to pass off this tranny impostor as if it was Lady Gaga, because as you know, trannies do Gaga better than Gaga…

The photoshopping was so well done, bitch was like an artist interpretation of her, so I was glad to see the un-photoshopped pics leak, because it really spoke to what I already new, and provided me with the proof I needed to feel satisfied knowing the Gaga I was trying to jerk off to, wasn’t the real thing…

Here are some of the pics, pretty funny stuff.

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2014

17

Apr

Hipster Beyonce of the Day

Beyonce must be going through some sort of midlife crisis that involves trying to stay relevant despite being an old mom, because these rich and famous people can never get enough fame and fortune, and they hate the idea of fading off into obscurity, even if they have enough money to last 10 lifetimes over…

So instead of just releasing music they want to release, and touring when they want to tour, allowing them time to raise their kids, and be with their husbands, and have the downtime she deserves after working 10-15 years..it’s like retire bitch…but her ego doesn’t let her, so she starved herself, and dresses like a kid, and is more famous now than she’s ever been and the whole thing would be a lot more fun to watch if her hipster look involved more nudity, not because I want to see her nude, but because I want to see everyone nude…

Hipsters are mainstream try hards so it makes sense.

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

17

Apr

Jennie Run Plus Sized Model for H&M of the Day

I don’t believe this authenticity of this plus size model play by H&M.

We call this Greenwashing, but the fat chick version.

You know marketing moves to try to connect with the real world and not feed into the general stereotypes of the fashion industry, even though no one likes fat chicks, everyone likes skinny chicks, and H&M doesn’t make clothes in fat chick sizes, they are all Sweden like that…

The model’s name is Jennie Run…and she is being used.

It’s the Lena Dunham, fat chicks unite movement, look how modern and contemporary we are fat Americans. Our Euro brand is here to mock you and take all your money…

And here are the pics…

Posted in:Jennie Run

2014

17

Apr

Guy On Drugs in the Subway and Other Videos of the DAy

Sometimes fun things happen in the world…they usually involve drugged out freaks being crazy…but sometimes they also involve tits…this subway dude’s hardly interesting, but I still find it more fun that not seeing a crackhead on the tracks…

Speaking of tracks – the dude taking the train selfie getting kicked in the head is funny

Or the guy who beat up two cops then died on the way

Hero tackles a robber at a CVS

Off Duty Cop in Brazil Fails when Drop Kicking a Robber…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Apr

Maitland Ward Knows How to Dress of the Day

Her name is Maitland Ward and she’s wearing a pretty see through dress to some red carpet event, because she’s classy like that and hates looking cheap at these low level events.

She does not see them as an opportunity to get some attention from the paparazzi, hoping for a second wind, like she was Winnie Cooper, since she hasn’t really worked since she was on Boy Meets World, back in 1991.

But now that that show is having a redux, since Hollywood has no ideas, it’s a great time to jump on the Courtney Stodden level of marketing…but she’s doing it all wrong..

Sure she’s got no “panty” lines, but I feel like she’s wearing some maxi-pad looking adhesive to avoid a labia spill. Hot.

Sure, you can see her subtle and classy vagina tattoo of a four leaf clover to celebrate her luck as an irish girl, being able to attend such an exclusive event, instead of dealing with a potato famine, a tattoo that your luck to be getting that close to, something I am sure so many people have seen before you…that totally dates her to a 90s stripper…

Sure she’s got big tits and hard nipples…but this stunt…should include more fucking penetrative sex. Penetrative sex is what we want to see. Even though this is getting her back on the map for all you married 40 year olds who remember her being the babe on a show you used to watch cuz you had no friends…

Good times.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2014

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about Florida is the drug rehab centers and the wide variety of half dead looking girls with hot little outfits talking to their probation officers about their great tans…

It only makes sense for the homeless and broken to come here…and it makes even more sense for me to fuck them on TINDER.

Here are some morning links….

Orange is the New Black Season 2
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Hot Girls With Freckles
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First Aid Demo Gone Wrong
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Dog of the Day
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Bryan Singer is a Rapist…if You Consider 17 Year Olds Taking it up the Ass Rape
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Lina Posada Hot in a Bikini
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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The 50 Best Sneakers Worn this NBA Season
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Selfie with a Passing Train
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Lexie Marlow Hooker
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Oprah Won’t Be Bringing Back Lohan….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Short shorts that are riding up a girls twat are always awkward when you are caught staring at them…by the grandmother…they are visiting since you are in FLorida…the place where everyone goes to die…and their grand kids come to visit because they like Ocean vacations…

Not that I ever feel awkward, if anything, I like to reverse the awkwardness, by saying something like offering to buy them at the end of the week as long as they are unwashed, and giving them your card…you know…normal shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Awesome Ass…
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This Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Before Jumping Off a Balcony is a Real Joker
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Funny Dating Site of the Day
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Hilary Duff Hot in Overalls
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Miss Spain’s Got Booty
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Katy Holmes Hooker…
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Emily Blunt’s Short Legs in Jeans
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Kid with a Boston Marathon Prank
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Heidi Klum Topless Beach!
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Hot Bitch in a Bikini Shoot
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A Couple Old Fags Jenny McCarthy is Engaged to a New Kid on the Block
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Wedding Video You Can Jerk off To
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Girl from 0-14 for you Pedo Perverts
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A History of Professional Athletes Not Paying Taxes
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SLUTS of the Day
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The Ass Bouder Reminds Me That People are Idiots
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Cutting Cherry Tomatos – Life Hack
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Guy VS Flower Guy
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Alicia Silverstone at a Book Signing…
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Two Girls One Cucumber
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Graham Norton Pranks Emma Stone
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Rosamund Pike in W Magazine
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The Funniest Kid on Local News
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Idiot Cutting Down Tree
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Cobie Smulders in SELF
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Some Weird Indy Rock Cover of I Feel Good
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Helen Flanagan Hotness
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Katy Perry is Fucking Diplo….
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Farrah Abraham’s Horse Faced Fake Tit Godess in a Pink Dress
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Security Gets the Job Done
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Emma Stone Awkward at Movie Premieres
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Paulina Gretzky Golf GIF…
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Ellie Goulding Stomach
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Scary Monster Tits VS a Cupcake
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Kate Dennings is Fat
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Miranda Kerr’s Throwback GQ Shoot
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Video of a Guy Picking Up Other Guys
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Topless Toni Garrn!
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Kym Marsh Slight See Through…
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Nikki Leigh is a Workout Queen
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Kate Moss Harper’s Bazaar
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Emma Watson Quotes to Masturbate To
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Pam Anderson Regrets Being Naked
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The Royal Baby Makes me Laugh
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Are You Smart Enough for these 12 Jokes
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Amazing Nightclub Romance!
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Today in Foot Fetish
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Munich has 6 Naked Zones
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Ines Cudna Topless Beach Party
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Titty Tuesday!! Best Pics Ever…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Lesbians of the Day
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Kelly Hall Topless!
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Latina in Lingerie!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Apr

Some Unsuspecting Fingering of the Day

This is the best video I’ve seen in a long time, that I feel like I’ve seen before, whether it was something I was participating in, or just observing while drunk, or maybe I’ve just seen this video before and I love it…because girls when a girl is distracted by a puking friend, it’s the best time to sneak attack…and seems to workout for everyone in the end…I was always more of a dance floor fingerer, but this works…

If you don’t like that, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t like that, here’s an old man sneaking a finger…on his passed out buddy…weird…

And here’s a girl fingering her ass and smelling it…

Posted in:LOLZ|Videos

2014

16

Apr

Heidi Klum Old and Toplessness of the Day

Her name is Heidi Klum. She is a german domintatrix who you may remember from being a Victoria’s Secret model, but I am more familiar with her work as the wife of Seal Scarface, who was violated by his massive jungle cock enough times to make an army of kids …in what you would expect leave her 50 year old body more damaged than she is in these a href=”http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=68177″ target=”_blank”>topless bikini pics circulating the internet…that I am not allowed to post, which is probably a good thing, since they are pretty shitty…but at least she’s not fat..even thought her vagina has a healthy appetite for black cock…even if she’s not with a black guy now, but as a model, she’s probably with a billionaire, these things happen…even though he could afford a better, younger model…I guess she’s still Klum..

But I can link them…TO SEE THE REST OF THE TOPLESS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

16

Apr

Find Me the Ireland Baldwin Nipples for Attetnion Pics of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is still on her mission to be relevant and not just for having famous parents, and she’s doing it by going to Coachella, like all the other rich bratty girls who I would probably hate being around….only instead of showing off her big dumpy ass in short shorts she wore a sheer shirt that she wants everyone to know about thanks to her “photo” editing skills to cover her 18 year old nipples…and I guess what I am trying to say is that despite being uninterested in her, since she let our love die by blocking me on twitter and instagram, I still want to see her nipples…even if her tits seem too small for her massive frame…

So if you were there with her, send it in, cuz nipples on Baldwin’s are good, unless those nipples are on Stephen Baldwin…

Here she is in some Calvin Klein campaign, that she booked because she’s a big model, literally…no thanks to her mom and dad…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin