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2014

15

Apr

Micaela Schaefer’s Easter Dress of the DAy

Part of me hates these low level people who just use the paparazzi for exposure, because they don’t have an actual plan, they aren’t promoting anything, they are just trying to draw attention to themselves by getting naked, or doing whatever it takes to get the paparazzi on board, building an audience I guess they hope makes them money….but the other part of me fucking loves it…

You see without these attention seekers, trying to get more and more creative to get noticed, or written about, the internet would be a boring fucking place…

So when there’s a holiday, or event, or an opportunity to get in stupid costume and make some noise, generate some buzz, and a girl like Micaela Schaefer jumps on it, I kind of love every second of the ridiculousness…It’s that easy girls, just get naked and put yourself out there…I promise to watch.

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2014

15

Apr

Bryanna Holly is Hot for Unleash’d of the Day

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You probably don’t know anything about Bryanna Holly, you’ve probably never heard of her, and you are probably not following her on Instagram, but I know she is…she’s a low level LA instagram model, who fucked one of the Kardashians, and milked that experience as hard as she could to get a level of followers that brands think she’s relevant and a “trendsetter” or “influencer” or whatever the fucking catch phrase is for girls who can push product to their idiot virtual fans….

She’s not all that hot, but I like that she’s openly used her vagina to get to where she’s at, all via Brody Jenner, and for some reason, I endorse that behavior and I am reminded that if you are a hot girl, and you aren’t making over 100k a year off being hot, whether it’s escorting, or fucking stripping, porn or even exploited your boss as his slutty assistant…you’re an idiot…

I think these are for some magazine called Unleash’d…and here’s her booty, because despite being not the hottest, she knows her angles and how to selfie proper…and people know how to use her for followers…I dig it,…enough to post it…

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2014

15

Apr

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Tip of the Day

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I don’t really know what this fitness move is, I just know it’s being performed by Izabel Goulart, the hard-faced, hard-bodied, fitness model sent from Fitness heaven/Brazil to make instagram a better place and remind all your fat sluts that if you got to the gym, you may be a model too…

I just know i want to Lick it…

If you don’t like that…here’s a bikini pic…with her hairy legs…because this is a self shot bikini pic, not a Victoria’s Secret studio shot bikini pic…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

15

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means…

So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up…

So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

15

Apr

Lacey Banghard’s Weird Sex Selfie Video of the Day

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Here’s another Glamour model from the UK…her name is Lacey Banghard and she’s in this ridiculous video of her taking selfies of herself for the LAD MAG youtube channel, which means you won’t see her nipples, you can google her to see her nipples…

But you can see a low level stripper-type with a porno name, totally misguided from her mission or destined quest of being a stripper, you know what the stars and BLOODY moon had lined up for her….and that’s always fun, I guess…I mean I find it boring as fuck, but people seem to think it’s awesome, thanks to tits, so here it is…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard

2014

15

Apr

Dude Spells His Name Proper And Other Videos of the Day

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This dude is ridiculous…but if you don’t like the way he spells his name….here are other videos…

A Dog and a Tiger Playing…because it’s cute…

The Girl with Uncontrolable Orgasms

The Comedian Flight Attendent….

Here are some Conjoined Twins…

Pharrell Williams Crying on Oprah…because he’s either full of shit about being proud of spreading his word and his work to the world…or maybe…he legitimately feels like he’s made it now that he’s gone viral, or maybe he’s crying because he’s making so much money…and Oprah gets it…monetize off inspiring idiots.

The model pranksters and their screw the poor prank – made me laugh. – because it shows how full of shit people are as they pretend to care – but don’t actually care…

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Apr

Holly Peers & Stacey Poole Topless Twister of the Day

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I don’t really give a fuck about Glamour Models, in fact, I find them a waste of fucking time, or more importantly a waste of prostitutes who would have been available for 10 dollars a song, if it wasn’t for these magazines that tricked them into thinking they were models, with average at best quality photoshoots, because real models cost actual money…all because they wanted to legitimize their big tits, and possibly find them a rich husband…but I guess in doing so, we get to see their tits, so it’s not all that bad, even if it is some low level, bottom feeding shit…

Posted in:Holly Peers|Stacey Poole

2014

15

Apr

Madison Murray Erotica of the Day

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Florida model and internet celebrity or more importantly internet crush who I write dirty things to and who ignores me even after I hitched a ride to Florida to stalk her…because I guess she doesn’t grasp love and passion or maybe she’s just not into masked obese men who don’t shower but who rock soiled sweat pants harder than a homeless man…Madison Murray had these amazing pics taken of her shot by The Head Huntr or as I like to call him…the enemy who gets my girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend half naked….but I’m glad he does because she doesn’t answer my calls…or screams outside her apartment…but she should…love can only be ignored so long before it gets confused for being creepy…

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2014

15

Apr

Help Save Baxter the Dog of the Day

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I got this very very important email…for a very very sexy girl on my very very irrelevant Facebook…

A couple months ago my friends’ dog Baxter ruptured a disk in his back leaving his back legs paralyized. Even after his back surgery the poor pup can’t even take a piss without my pals’ having to put a cathater in his dick to eliminate for him, and his poop just goes wherever.

After going into crazy debt, Baxter the dog got his wheels, and he’s scooting around like a pimp! Only two weeks ago he was rubbing his hind quarters raw trying to drag his ass around, and now we are noticing him kicking. Only a little bit, but it looks intentional.
Without a doubt with the proper therapy we’ll see him walk on his own again.
He’s only 3 years old. Cutest thing in the world. Thank you so much for spreading the word.

Now if you know me, then you will know that I think dogs are people too.

They possess the personality traits people like to think they have, like loyalty, and unconditional love, and all the other good stuff they’ve got from evolving into us as our friends and partners, while we’ve all just fallen into a self-involved dark place.

So I will always do what I can to help a dog friend out…and that’s why I encourage you to contribute to Baxter’s cause…

So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE

Here’s a video of him…being all handicap able and cute…

So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE
So DONATE HERE

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2014

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am in Florida – Who wants to do bathsalts and eat homeless people faces after shooting a black kid in a gated community before getting a DUI in Bieber’s rented lambo…and fucking cuban girls…because Cuban girls…like to fuck like it’s the Revolution….

Here are some Morning stepLINKS…

Creepiest Dance on Britain’s Got Talent…
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The Creepiest Looking People Pretty Much Ever
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16 Pet Products That Will Make Your Pet Hate You
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The Rosemary’s Baby Trailer is Silly…
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The Gone Girl Trailer is Here…
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Girl Meets World is Here
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Some Girls in Sports Bras….
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Guy Fieri Abusing a Woman Pic…
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Luckiest Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever…
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Maria Menounos Ass in Skirt
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Some Girls with Thigh Gap….
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape Goes On and On…
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Topless Models in Denim Jeans…
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Elizabeth Loaiza in Lingerie
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These Girls Will Change Your Fucking Life….or At Least Make You Cum
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