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2014

09

Apr

Behati Prinsloo vs Amber Heard in DT of the Day

I like when these magazines put these girls up against each other, making them hate each other, and compare themselves to each other, buy giving them equal play in a magazine, and waiting to see who gets the most coverage for it…because friendly competition, coupled with egotistical cunts who think they are the best thing ever, feeling insecure is erotic to me…

So one of them is engaged to the worst human ever, the kind of guy who you probably want to kill, because he is Adam Levine and annoying in his Bar Mitzvah DJ hustle…tainted…

The other is a home wrecker, who lured Johnny Depp, a relatively cool person in Hollywood, because he takes his Disney roles seriously…

Both of them are trying to be fun, sexy in DT Spain…and it’s safe to say Amber Heard won this one…and I guess won on all fronts…based on the fact that she isn’t engaged to Adam Levine.

Posted in:Amber Heard|Behati Prinsloo

2014

09

Apr

Bregje Heinen For SuperTrash of the Day

Bregje Heinen, the model with a name that sounds like she’s having one of her binging and purging episodes in the bathroom because she has been rejected on three major campaigns in a row and in her mind it must be because she’s fat…you know how models think…or maybe you don’t but let me tell you…it’s like they get put on castings daily and rejected 90 percent of the time…breaking them at their core because whether they make a million dollars a year doing it, and not many of them do, they are still losing out on jobs, and that fucks with their heads…luckily there’s always billionaires willing to marry them as they are approved by the fashion world as hot enough for a billionaire…

That said, Bregje Heinen, got this job, modelling whatever this is and here are the pics…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2014

09

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s Aubrey O’Day reminding all you fat chicks, that if you get fit, people will like you better and more opportunity will come your way, because no one likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks…even if I like watching them eat…a lot….it’s a fetish…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

09

Apr

Bar Refaeli Promoting her Lingerie of the Day

Bar Refaeli is relentless, these pics from her lingerie company were re-released the other day and blogs are writing about them like they are news, but I am pretty sure I’ve seen them and posted them before, but I guess they believe in why the fuck bother doing more shoots, that’s too much work, when we can just trick the public with half nakedness, and they don’t really care when they were shot, because she’s Bar Refaeli, ex swimsuit and lingerie model, turned business woman with swimsuit and lingerie companies, because why pose for someone else for millions, when you can build your own empire, it’s what happens when a bitch gets an ego and doesn’t really realize she’s replaceable with 10 other bitches built better…

All this to say, I don’t think she’s that hot, but I fear saying that, because people are going to blast me for being anti-Semitic…even though I do think she’s hot for a Jewish girl.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2014

09

Apr

TV Reporter Falls in the Water and Other Videos of the Day

You’ve probably already seen this video of a reporter falling in the water, but it is too good, especially when dude gives her the wired boom mic to save her, which has to be up on some throwing the hairdryer in the bath kick…

If you don’t like that – here’s a Drunk Fight Knockout

and here’s Roided-up Owner Beats up his Store Employee at some Nutrition Supplement Store

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Did you know that my snap chat is DRUNKSTEPFATHER

And that more importantly – I get many magical pictures everyday…that I would never save using an app designed to save snapchat pics…so send me your squirt videos.

Here are some morning Links….


Gwyneth Paltrow is Showing Off Her Son Before He Blames Himself for the Divorce and Turns to Drugs Financed By his Allowance
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Freakish Emma Watson GIF
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Drake is a Basketball Life
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Star Trek Captain is a Geocentrist – or Just Desperate for Money…
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Cosplay Done Right
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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North Korean Teletubbies
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Naked Models in on the Beach
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Vivid is Scared of Being Exposed BY Farrah Abraham
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Reporter’s Puddle Jump Fail is Jokes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s not my birthday anymore, my birthday is behind me and I must look forward and not get so caught up in the past….because apparently no one gives a fuck about when you talk about your birthday – but prefer when you tell them stories of failed sex acts with girls you tried to have sex acts with…like the girl last night who didn’t think my birthday was enough of an excuse to have unprotected anal sex to have a HOMOSEXUAL-LIKE 80s AIDS SCARE from the 80s. Apparently not an EROTIC theme…to anyone but me and I guess the cast of Dallas Buyers Club…or tonight’s rejection when trying to convince a girl to see if we could put egg and flower in her pussy and see if she’s hot enough to actually make bread….apparently also not EROTIC…the older I get…the weirder…I guess.


Vanessa Hudgens is Getting Paid 15k to Hipster Around Coachella
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The Best Nicki Minaj Pic You Will See Today
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Your Favorite Athlete Drugs of Choice
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Lauren Stoner Hot in a Bikini
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A Beautiful Moment Between Man and Bird
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Puddles in Slow Motion…
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Slut of the Day
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Amy Willerton in a Bikini
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Hookers at a Movie Premiere
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Katrina Bowden Nude 3D….
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Christina Hendricks Big Tittis on Game of Thrones
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Girls With Tattoos
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I Want to Get the Human Barbie Pregnant
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Sheer Dress
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Helen Hunt Changing in her Bikini Bottoms Pic
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Reporter Falls Off Boat…
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Kris Jenner Leather Pants
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Reporter Puddle Jump Fail…
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10 Creepy Notes That Will Not Get You Laid…..
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The Girl Who Solves Rubiks Cube is a Bikini is a Big Deal
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Cheerleaders of the NCAA Finals
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So Many Nipples and Not in a Good Way
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Estella Warren Dumpy in a BIkini
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Katy Perry Dyed her Hair Green
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Low Level Nip Slip of the Day
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Kate Moss in a Red See Through Dress
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Melissa Balona Giving the Bona’s
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Top Model Instagram Pics
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like a Fucking Wreck
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Trolling House Sitter
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Hottest Women in Film in Playboy
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GIFs of the Day
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Emmy Rossum Boring
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Vanessa Hudgens Goes to Yoga
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I wonder how twisted a motherfucker needs to be to fuck Lena Dunham
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Beyonce Ass on Stage….
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Retard of the Day
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Winnie Cooper Has a Great Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Blowing Kisses
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Girls in Sports Bras
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F. Murray Abraham Flashing Tits
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New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Posters Show Off Weapons
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Fuck COUGARS!!
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This Jesus Loving Star Trek Bitch is a Joker
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Tits
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Half Naked Girl in the Hotel Lobby
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SELFIE PORN
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Some Amateur Chick Greases Up Her Tits
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Big Boobed Wife Caught Masturbating…
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The Best Milking VIdeo Ever
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Kim Reveals Boobs…
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Swinger Nudists!!
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Porn Chick Passes Out Before Scene….
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Apr

Beyonce Hand Bra for OUT Magazine of the Day

Beyonce is the cover girl for OUT Magazine, something I assume is for gay people, who think Beyonce is so fabulous an inspiring, like some kind of gay spirit animal of fabulousness, and they got her doing a Handbra because I guess that’s what all gay dudes want to see, you know because Beyonce is a man, up on some RuPaul shit…doing some frat boy college girl shit…like it was an instagram hashtag…

The whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable, but that’s because Beyonce, makes me feel uncomfortable…you know being evil with really loyal followers who think of her as Royalty and all…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

08

Apr

Miley Cyrus for Elle of the Day

There’s something pretty weird about someone like Miley posing for a magazine, in some fashion shoot, all hipster wearing clothes and being subtle, I mean is she trying to fool us into thinking she’s a serious boy wonder and her stage show is just a show, while at home, she is more covered up, you know with a jacket over her leotard, rather than her leotard jacked up her twat…

I don’t know how I feel about her, I’m over it, she’s got as far as she can and now everything she does is boring. She’s like a porn chick who’s already done anal scene before getting started, there’s nothing to work towards…but I’ll post this nonsense anyway….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I hate endorsing Kim Kardashian, but the reality is she’s so big and famous, and that’s just her ass, that anything I say about her really has no impact on her success or not…I just feel like her show, even if it was a great marketing play for the family, gives young girls horrible, useless idols to look up to and aspire to be, perpetuating the world of dumb that Paris Hilton started before her, even thought these girls work, hustle, and know exactly what they are doing with every fucking move they make, yes, I just called the Kardashians smart, I mean they’d have to be to become such a huge empire….So many girls before her and after her have done sex tapes that have done nothing…so it’s all about how these people spun it, but don’t tell aspiring young porn addicted girls that doing a sex tape won’t get them famous like a Kardashian, that life lesson is the best thing Kim K has done for the perverts of the world…besides getting into a bikini to show off her ridiculous ass…I mean…really ridiculous ass…because this mystery of modern science we call a butt implant…is magical when positioned like this…even knowing all the shit that has gone in and out of it over the years..I’m all about it…as much as I hate to admit that….

TO SEE THE THONG ASS BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian