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2014

28

Mar

Rachel Snider Nudes of the Day

Terrell Owens is apparently some scandalous, attention seeking, wife of Terrel Owens who he was dating for a minute before she moved on him like some kind of COCO stripper bitch using him as a platform to fame…and apparently these are nude pics of her, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…the best kind…

The only sport I watch is midget soccer…

Posted in:Rachel Snider

2014

28

Mar

Toni Garrn for Interview Russia of the Day

Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside this Toni Garrn, Victoria’s Secret, Russian model who escaped communism by being born after communism…which doesn’t mean she escaped being human trafficked, but rather that if she was Human trafficked it was done right into the arms, or iron grasp of the evil Billion Dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation…who later pawned her off to Leo to make him less gay for Lukas Haas, and more about the model bitches…and I guess now Russia is celebrating her like a Ukrainian resort town named after a Justin Timberlake Song…they’ve taken back…

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2014

28

Mar

Guinevere Van Seenus Creepy Nudity for FAT Magazine of the Day

According to my very extensive, high quality, 30,000 posts of nonsense, archives, this Guinevere Van Seenus , the girl you may know as having one of those stupid immigrant model names because it is marketable…has been naked for fashion a lot over the last 4 years that you would think maybe she was doing it to advance her career, like a stripper or a hooker, and I don’t mean a high class hooker or pornstar hooker, but rather an actual street hooker…only in a “fashion” setting so it is art and considered celebrating the woman form – you say potato and say potato…an expression that doesn’t translate so well when written, but you get what I’m saying…

These are her creepier nudes and they are shot by Henrik Bulow

Posted in:Guinevere van Seenus

2014

28

Mar

Tour of a Russian Supermarket and Other Videos of the Day

I just watched this. I don’t know why. It wasn’t even that good.

Maybe you’re more into a girl hearing for the first time…

Maybe you like Dog Conga Lines…

Maybe you’re more into a car getting slammed by a garage door

Road Rage Video of the Day

Maybe it’s not all about you….

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like making girls fly in to visit me – because they are fans of the site – and not picking them up at the airport – or answering their calls because I am a married man and that type of activity is wrong…I mean it’s kind of their fault for flying to meet a dude in a mask of the internet. I’m really not worth the travel and the good news is there are plenty of strangers at the airport to fuck…just use TINDER

Here are some morning links..

Candy Aisle Comes with a Warning
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Hot Girls Lookin’ Fit
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Chris Martin Couldn’t Handle Gwyneth Either
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Some Chick Named Tetyana in a Bikini
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Cyber Stalker Prank
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Important Bathroom of the Day
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Kansas Jayhawks Boobs
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13 Things Internet is Nostalgic for that Suck
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Bryanna Holly Good…Even Though a Kardashian Fucked Her
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Topless Russian Protestors of the Day
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So Many Girls – So Many Girls…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

THIS MODEL is an amazing creature sent from heaven, despite her red hair, that may make you think she’s sent from hell, because everyone knows that real red heads were freaks of nature left in the woods to fend for themselves before people understood genetics…..but those were gingers, not this kind of redhead…that isn’t freakish but totally fucking erotic…so seeing her…getting down…excites me…probably because I’ve never had a redhead…or maybe because I didn’t have sex tonight…who knows the reason..…I just know it’s good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently, lesbians don’t like being made fun of…In case you didn’t you didn’t already know…They are pretty uptight…and are like the girls you’d think all they need is a good fuck, but they hate penis…so always angry especially when you make fun…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kris Jenner May Do Playboy…and an Amazing Pic to Celebrate That
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Teen Girl with Huge Tits
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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I want to Fuck Crystal Hefner
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Sarah Harding in on Leotard
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Slut of the Day
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10 Under the Radar Music Festivals
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Amy Childs Has Huge Tits
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Kim Kardashian See Through Dress…
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James Franco Did Not Bang Lohan
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Ellen Page – Full Lesbian
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Kanye West is a Vampire
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Alexandra Daddario Noah in New York
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33 Girls with Sand on their Asses
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Road Rage Karma
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Has a Trailer
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Beth Behrs at Some Event
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The Best Passed Out Drunk Face
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Perfect Nip Slip of the Day
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Jeans
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That Hole Is Just Big Enough For My Cock
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Kendra Wilkinsons Talks About Shitty Herself.
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Rosie Huntington Leaving the Gym
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The Candy Aisle is Trying to Tell YoU Something
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Kylie Jenner Ass in a Bikini
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Miranda Kerr Looks Like Someone Who Fucks Bieber…
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National Cleavage Day Cleavage….
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Stacy Keibler Legs
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Mindy Kaling Likes Being Fat
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Katy Perry and Riff Raffi is Hilarious – Because I KNow Dozens of Girls Who Fuck Riff GO

Mario Lopez Got Maria Menounos Kicked Off Twitter
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16 Kids with All The Answers
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Teddy Ruxpin Pedo Dead
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Lily Allen Pokies
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Pregnant Mila Kunis is Boring
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Emma Watson in a Black Dress
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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Mariah Carey Rockin’ Cameltoe
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The President and the Pope
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Kylie Minogue Sexercize
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Prince Harry and Alex Skarsgaard in a Tent
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So Much Sideboob
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Guide to Eating Pussy
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Greek Whores Topless
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So Much Good Happens on Thong Thursday
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Girl Squirts in Her Mouth….
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Fist Fuck of the Day
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Big Boobs FISTING
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Pussy Explosion
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Nude Coeds on a Slip and Slide
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Vacuum Masturbation…
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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10 Best Things Said in Porn
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Flashing Her Tits and Pussy
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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FUCK NOW!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Mar

Cora Keegan Titties for Trendi Magazine of the Day

Cora Keegan is the fucking worst.

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2014

27

Mar

Gigi Hadid in Schol! Magazine of the Day

Gigi Hadid made some noise by being in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year…and she’s as cute as the other girls in the magazine, while being half the size of Kate Upton which is a good thing…

I singled her out, because I am an asshole, by saying she only exists as a model because her dad is some billionaire who is best friends with the guy who owns GUESS?, a company that gave her her first jobs STORY HERE

But the reality is, everything that happens is from people you know and at 19 or whatever age she is, she’s not being scouted off instagram and booking jobs, because that’s just not how the world works…90 percent of all these people you see…are pulling some kind of scam…whether they have reality star LA parents who seem horrible, or are trust fund babies, or sleeping with the photographer…

So she deserves this as much as anyone else, because she’s GOT NAKED FOR IT even people who spend their lives working for it, and here she is in some random magazine I’ve never heard of….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

27

Mar

Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Sophia Bush is one of those looks good for 40 year old girls who in early 2000s was on some ridiculous show that people loved…

I don’t really even want to bother googling it to see what show it was…I just remember some virgin loser nerd kid I used to work with…was really obsessed with her and the show she was on…I remember going to his house once, and it felt like I could have got murdered, but luckily his socially awkward ass only had light sabres and unopened box set DVDs of creepy teen dramas….along with a framed poster of Sophia Bush…it was creepy…

So for anyone from the early 2000s groupies who haven’t moved on in any aspect of your life…because I can’t imagine she’s been up to much other than this Cameltoe…so here’s that camel toe…because when you’re hungry to get noticed, the message gets sent to your genitals, and if your genitals are working with you and not against you they show how hungry they are…by eating a pair of fitness pants… for the paparazzi and/or penis that has job offers…that’ll put a bitch back on the map…unless he’s already back on the map…I wouldn’t know, I’m not very good at keeping track of things…

Posted in:Sophia Bush