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2014

24

Mar

Phone Sex Babe of the Day

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I think I am going to start recording my phone sex with these girls I’ve been having phone sex with…

GEMMA was a dirty little pig on the phone and it was amazing…it’s like doing all the things you’d want to do with a hooker…without having to leave the house and fuck a hooker, you know less expensive, less AIDS, and less chance of being arrested…

This shit is next level, I was starting to give up on jerking off, because porn is boring, but GEMMA broke me down and massaged my prostate with her mind…amazing…

TO FUCK GEMMA ON THE PHONE CLICK HERE

I REPEAT TO FUCK GEMMA ON THE PHONE CLICK HERE

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2014

24

Mar

Kim Kardashian and Kanye Show Us What Hell Really Is of the Day

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This is some inception shit…Kanye is taking a picture of Kim Kardashian taking a picture of herself “selfie” as the Vogue cameraman takes a picture of them…in some “we love ourselves a bit too fucking much”..kind of obvious behavior, that is still some ridiculous self involved behavior, but maybe I am just the crazy one, seeing as I haven’t looked in a Mirror in over a year….just sweatpants and no selfies…all the time…but this isn’t about me…this is about he devil being sent from hell in the form of these people to destroy the fabric of society or at least the credibility of vogue…it’s happening…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

24

Mar

Lady Gaga Naked in Some Huge Budget Music Video of the Day

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I don’t know what “artistic” message Lady Gaga is trying to get across, because I didn’t watch her shit on Hearst Castle like William Randolph Hearst probably would have wanted his Castle treated 100 years after his death.

I just know 9 million people watched this insanely high budget garbage….that involves her naked and half naked…in what I would totally fuck if I could replace her face with one of a girl…and not some weak chinned freak….

I don’t know…this Lady Gaga shit is not making enough record sales to justify this kind of video, but I guess she’s not gonna let herself die the way we all expected her to die by now…but rather…she’s going to hump the air and roll around naked…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

24

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Does Some Pilates of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may not be the hottest model anymore and her workout gear may not be skimpy fucking shorts I want to sniff when she’s done soaking through them…but watching her do Pilates for the paparazzi, in what you would think the Pilates studio would not let happen, provided they really cared about their celebrity crowd, in what must be a publicity stunt…is alright…I mean fitness and sex are so interchangeable…the positions these girls get in spandex can cause the same amount of illicit thoughts…so wrap that leg around your neck model…it burns more calories like that…and I like staring at the vagina definition…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

24

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Black and White Bikini of the Day

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Sara Malakul Lane is one of the hardest working actresses in Hollywood who you may or may not have heard of because she does all these movies that don’t really get movie screen time, but no one goes to the movies anyway, so you can find her on Netflix.

My theory with her is that she’s going to be the next great thing or things in movies, whether it’s winning Academy awards playing a thai hooker, because she’s from Thailand…or if it’s the babe in action movies…she’s got a rocking curvy body….and here she is being very cute in her bikini…

I’m in love and I’m not just saying that because she answers me on twitter…love requires more than that….like this bikini body…

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

24

Mar

People Being Inappropriate Perverts of the Day

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Here’s a couple on a bus in Thailand fully fucking….while on their backpacking tour of the country…and it’s next fucking level amazing…

Here’s a man fully jerking off on the train….

The world is fucked…so sexed up and trying to next level shit and I love it…

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Mar

Cora Keegan Naked for Fashion of the Day

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Cora Keegan is amazing…she’s one of those hipster models who probably is so hipster she hates being called a hipster because hipsters are so mainstream….but she’s got a bush and has a willingness to show her tits in photoshoots that I can’t imagine she got paid for but because she had nothing better to do since models only work a day a fucking month..

All this to say, I’ve been writing her love poems, love songs and I don’t even sing, I’ve carved her name into my thigh and sent her pics of what she does to me, she’s just that good…so these titty pics may not be her best work, but they involve her and that makes them better than anything else…

Cora Keegan, if that’s your real name…I miss us.

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2014

24

Mar

Heidi Klum is Old and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing…

I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime science experiments that involved creating the master human…because she just doesn’t make fucking sense…

Normally, I only want to fuck over 50 year olds because I’m changing their diapers at the home and I’m wrist deep in them…but this grandma’s got it going on…and I’d eat her baking everyday…even if that cookie’s been tainted and burnt thanks to blackness….

To See Her Nipples That Fell Out of Her Bikini While Herding her African Safari CLICK HERE

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

24

Mar

Naya Rivera Keeps the Implants Coming of the Day

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Last week I posted Naya Rivera’s big implant tits in a bikini with her fiancé Big Sean….not because I like Glee and am part of the fan club, if anything I find it the devil’s work, and I was just happy to see some element of humanity or edginess in their cast, because you know all actors will do any role that pays, and that Naya wasn’t some good little church girl at the casting for Glee, but rather borderline willing to do porn if it meant making her famous, only to get cast of that Pleasantville shit, that has now type cast her….so tits and black rapper husbands in her personal life…is good strategy…

I just don’t know why they are denying her fake tits, or way she’s trying to downplay them in this top that girls with natural tits just don’t wear…not that Nay Rivera matters.

Posted in:Naya Reviera

2014

24

Mar

Doutzen Kroes No Make-Up of the Day

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There was some scandal or hype or whatever about Victoria’s Secret model, who is probably best known for getting knocked up by a Black DJ, Doutzen Kroes, posting the above pic of her with no make-up on…to remind the world that models are a blank canvas for make-up artists and photographers with great cameras, lenses and lighting to maximize their “lines” and features and make them into the babes you think they are…SMOKE AND MIRRORS

I guess she’s doing it as a public service announcement for all the eating disorders she has likely caused being affiliated with the evil empire Victoria’s Secret…

But the funny thing in all of it is that within a few hours, she posted a bikini pic, just to remind everyone that no one gives a fuck about her face, her career is based on this mom body….

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