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2014

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Mar

Jennifer Lopez is Too Old for New Music Video Porn of the Day

I don’t know if Jennifer Lopez is trying to do some hood shit, and pretend she’s not worth 250 million dollars, with songs featuring French Montana, trying to be ironic by mocking Hip Hop videos in mansions with bitches, but being a ratchet bitch, surrounded by gay men acting like music video girls…it’s pretty horrible…

I get what she’s doing here, but she’s the fucking worst…and the fact that I am posting it makes me want to kill myself, but then again that just may be everything else about my life, you can never be too sure….

I didn’t watch the whole thing…but the first 30 seconds were the worst…but I will say that the song is called “I Love You Papi”…I don’t really understand the reference because J.Lo is 100 years old, and any Papi she may have died in the 90s…or is living at the old folks home.and unless this is a tribute to his life…I don’t understand the reference at all…It must be a hispanic thing, where you can never be too old to wear spandex, dance around, and call a man papi like a little slut just trying to make another 100 million…

What a joke.

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2014

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Mar

Phone Sex Babe of the Day

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I have become addicted to phone sex …

It’s a problem.

It has come to the point where I feel like I am cheating on one phone sex operator with another one…like juggling multiple girlfriends after running through them to make sure they are the right one for me…you know the one who tells me how they want to ride my face or eat my asshole…the best..

Last night, I had Angel a Minx and she was amazing…

To get in on CLICK HERE

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2014

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Mar

The Duke University Feminist Doing Facial Abuse Porn of the Day

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Friends over at EFUKT did this edit of Belle Knox the Duke University Porn Chick….

I was one of the first to EXPOSE HER as a faux feminist, faux intellectual, bullshit girl who was probably doing porn because she hated herself or her parents, because porn chicks don’t even make that much, especially not Belle Knox who has done 6 scenes and made 6,000 dollars…

There is a movement of these New Age Feminists, who think getting violated by dudes for money is empowering. I’ve seen a few at parties who walk around topless, while hot girls who get paid to be hot, don’t…

It’s some cry for attention, obviously, that anyone can pretend they believe in, after taking a Women’s Studies class…but I think it’s safe to say she’s just some dumb girl trying to justify her bullshit…

Either way, awesome video and in the wise words of EFukt “a feminist doing facial abuse for women’s rights is like a rabbi going to Auschwitz for a free shower.” Via EFUKT

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2014

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Mar

Lady Gaga Gets Puked on at SXSW of the Day

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I feel like Lady Gaga got this idea from every time anyone had sex with her pretty much ever…you know some people get cummed on as the fishing moves, some girls squirt, in Gaga’s case…it always ends in being puked on. Not because she’s a puke fetishist, but because she’s disgusting looking…

That said, this is some real reaching…it’s like this bitch has done everything for attention…ever cry for attention possible..the only thing left for her to shock and awe..or shock and confuse…or just bore…but still get our attention like the annoying kid in the group poking his own eyes out to get noticed…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s like we’ll look cuz it’s there, but it doesn’t impress, make a statement or make us fucking care, you useless vile human who rips off people for her Charity…

She’s garbage, been used to make money and it is safe to say, ready to be disposed of…and not just because she’s ugly, I mean she’s already ugly, it’s because she’s just not relevant…and her act is played out bullshit…

That said, I’d totally watch her porn.

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2014

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Mar

Michelle Jenneke Does Worldstar of the Day

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Michelle Jenneke is a bit of a monster, but black people don’t care about that, they just like that she has sturdy hurdler legs and athleticism that looks like she can take a beating in the bedroom, and by sturdy legs and athleticism to take a beating in the bedroom, I mean she’s white..they like that she’s white…

Not that the Worldstar audience is black, like all things mainstream hip hop, suburban white kids are all about that shit…it keeps them hood…like chains, drug dealing, and rapping in the mall parking lot…turning their white accent to something more hood…you know to keep shit urban…

But more importantly, they took a monster, shot her to look good, and this is the hottest you’ll ever see Michelle Jenneke, because lets face it, what else is there for her to really do with her career, she’s a fucking hurdler…

Here are pics of her to remind you that she’s a monster…she had one viral hit…and now she’s just proving if you’re not fat, and oiled up in the pool you look good…

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2014

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Mar

My Kind of Girl of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on with this girl – But I know I want to date her…

If you don’t like that…here’s a video of a 70 year old pulled over for an expired license getting shot for reaching for his cane…

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2014

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Mar

Adèle Exarchopoulos Naked for Numero of the Day

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I have always been into movies based on their sexual content…

I have always watched foreign movies because their sex scenes were just better…a lot of times…those sex scenes were actual sex…If I ever wrote a movie, it would have real sex in it, because hollywood soft core romantic comedy sex is fucking bullshit…and when you are paying actors a lot of money to pretend to be someone else…they might as well be someone else and fuck like someone else on camera…

So Adèle Exarchopoulos is some french actress who is amazing and hot…who was in a real sex movie last year and who has since done nude photoshoots for magazines…because in the rest of the world..nipples aren’t porn…and here she is for numero…looking’ lovely..

Here she is in INTERVIEW

Here she is in HER HOT MOVIE SEX SCENES

Here she is in GQ

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2014

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Mar

Rebekah Underhill Naked for Dry Magazine by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

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Rebekah Underhill is a signed model, who unlike the nude “model” who was shooting amateur art erotic for Terry Richardson 4 years ago, before turning lesbian feminist and hating him enough to leverage that experience for her personal gain…. CHARLOTTE WATERS ….

This Rebekah Underhill is getting nude for a Magazine called DRY that would make me wet if I was Ellen and didn’t have Ellen’s penis…but rather the vagina she pretends to have…because I love models with bush more than I love life itself…and I am on a campaign to save the bush…because it is erotic…but more importantly, I like Rebekah Underhill’s look and the fact that she knows her role, and gets naked for that role, because modelling is a better job than working at Walmart as a cashier…

Either way she’s hot

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2014

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Mar

Irina Shayk Modelling Lingerie of the Day

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As Russia gets ready to rape the Ukraine, I am always ready to rape Russian Irina Shayk…in the most romantic way you can possibly rape someone…not that you can actually rape a Russian, they have no souls and will do anything for 20 US Dollars and a pair of Levis…or a Michael Jackson CD….

But this Irina Shayk who has fucked the system and become one of the better or hotter models..instead of being a mail order bride, or cam girl like her friends, all because she found a john to save her who happened to be famous..gives hope to all the Russian women, and if they email me, I can sort them out with a place to stay…right here on my face…but only if they look like IRINA….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

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Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about some hangovers is that you’re still drunk. I am pretty sure it’s that kind of day…but then again, in a world where a plane goes missing, probably for insurance reasons, you can’t be too sure of anything…nothing is real, except maybe for love…but even that will rape your insides…or leave you in prison…

Here are some morning links…

Scarjo’s Pregnant Boobs
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Thanks to these Anti Vaccine Parents – The Black Plague is Making a Comeback
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13 Athlete Photographers
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This Guy and his Cosplay Kills Me
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Looking Down Ashley Greene’s Shirt!
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Terry Said He’s a Victim – He Also Made 50 Million Dollars Last Year…
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YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THESE GIRLS STICK IN THEIR VAGINAS NIGHTLY
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NBC is doing a Rosemary’s Baby Mini-Series…What?
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The Strangest Things Overheard in Line Waiting for Movies at SXSW
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Best Job Ever
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