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2014

11

Mar

Obama on Between Two Ferns of the Day

I didn’t watch this because I am not American and don’t really care that Obama was on the Zach Galfinakis show. I do know that it’s gone viral, obviously, and is probably going to be the biggest day for FunnyOrDie, a website that hates me and that has had their VP of Marketing tell me to fuck off at least once or twice 4 or 5 years ago, but I have a hard time letting go…

I do know that the Obama haters will hate this, a President doing a viral video skit, how is that appropriate…but motherfucker’s it’s a new era and the only way to communicate with people is through viral videos.

Either way, this is the FunnyorDie Peak…and I am only posting it because it means it is all downhill from here for these assholes….

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I just got back from the strippers…and the girls who were old, fat, looked like they got run over by a fucking bus, all toothless and confused, with shitty tattoos and a life of broken dreams that weren’t even that good to begin with…I am talking sucking at life, hurting, and awful…

So to rebuild my soul, I like to look at all the FUCKING BABES posing and fucking, and representing all that is good in the world…the only think broken down here is me..

This babe, Emilie , is the kind of girl who makes everything, even sadness and evil go away, at least for the time you stare at her, which in my case has been over an hour…seriously…I may be pathetic, but I think Emilie is just that good….and so do you…

TO See her more hardcore CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

There is not much worse than hiring a tranny prostitute you think is a babe and not a tranny prostitute, you know built with female hormones, tits, hairless and asian…only to discover she’s got a bigger dick than you…like substantially bigger…it’s pretty humiliating.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Anne Hathaway Slut on the BEach
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A Whole Bunch of Thigh Gap
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New Face Khloe Kardashian Spilling Out of Short Shorts
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Awkward First Kiss on the Casting Couch Weirdness
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Real Housewife See Through on the BEach
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Annalynne McCord Beach Day
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Kendall Jenner Leather Pants
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Leggings…
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Top 10 Pornstar Tweets and VINEs of the Day
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Mark Cuban on When He Got Magic Johnson Thrown off the Plane
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Kid with Baby Chimp VS Hyena
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This Lohan Shit is The Worst Shit Ever
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Katie Holmes is Back on TV
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Miranda Kerr Stripping for Reebok – In Case You Missed It
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Stacy Keibler – Married
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Clara Alonso for Guess
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Rob Ford Wins at Daylight’s Savings Time
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The 25 Sexiest NSFW American Apparel Ads
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Michelle Keegan Hot in a Bikini
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Nadine Strittmatter is a Skinny Babe
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Jessica Simpson in GIF
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Kaley Cuoco in GIFs
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Marc Anthony’s Wife was Called a Whore
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Blue Ivy Carter Singing
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Giant Maxi Pad of the Day
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Amy Childs Big Tits
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Pics from the Canadian Screen Awards
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Real Housewife in an Awesome See Through at the beach
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Elsa Pataky Weird Photoshoot
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Hannah Ferguson in Lingerie
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The Most Luxurious Motor Home Ever
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Pixie Lott in a Hot Concert
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Paris Hilton Braless
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Cool Electric Bike
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Her Name is Hannah and She has a Hot Ass
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Awesome Hair Cuts
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Maria Schneider Naked in Last Tango in Paris
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Big Tits Crush Cans – Amazing
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Kelly Brook Fat Legs
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Staring Down Her Bikini
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The Faces of Meth is My Porn
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Emily Browning Pokies in a Bikini
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Mountain Biker VS Bear
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Bella Thorne Hot Workout Outfit
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What Your Favorite Wes Anderson Character Says About You
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Worst Real Estate Sales Pitch Ever
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Babes Dressed for Winter
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13 Assholes
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Amateur Lesbians in the Shower
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Clothed Girls Gone Naked!
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The Hottest Video of the Week
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The iPhone App to Help You with your Oral Sex Skills
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Huge Asian Boobs
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It’s the Year of the Bush
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Young Lesbians
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The Worst Vagina You Will See Ever
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Some Chick Tit Flashing
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Girl Changing Of the Day
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Farting Whipped Cream
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Nerdy Mom MAsturbates
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Mar

The Best Miley Picture You’ll See Today of the Day

Nothing like Miley Cyrus and a groupie hanging out…both crying for attention louder than the other, maximizing the photo opportunity as hard as they can so everyone knows how relevant they both are…one by latching onto Miley at the peak of her fame and Miley latching onto a groupie to do something lesbian and different so people like me package it as something hot…even though it’s more in line with when two fat girls who know they are fat tongue kiss in a club to steal attention from the pretty girls who don’t need stunts to get respect and adoration…just a couple of insecure broken girls trying to make the most of the time they have…and I am not alone in saying it would be better with more pussy eating and/or fisting.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

10

Mar

Ashley Tisdale in Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot…only because she looks like her face got hit with a fucking shovel…even after the plastic surgery.

But for some reason, she has the most Loyal fan base that thinks she’s this remarkable creature, despite her plastic surgery…and that confuses me.

It makes me wonder if there is something wrong with me, to which I conclude, of course there is a lot wrong with me…just like Ashley Tisdale’s face…maybe that’s why I hate her, because I see my imperfections in her imperfect overrated face…

Here she is in a hipster shoot…boring.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

10

Mar

Clara Alonso’s H&M Lingerie of the Day

CLARA ALONSO is a Spanish model I have posted in her underwear a few times before, because that’s what low level models do in efforts to be top level models, who also pose in their underwear, but just get paid more for it…and as long as underwear is involved I am into…it…underwear everywhere…except right here, all dirty and in my mouth…

Posted in:Clara Alonso

2014

10

Mar

DJ Tanner in a DJ Tanner Shirt of the Day

So 15 or 16 year old Natasha Bure who is DJ Tanner aka Candice Cameron Bure’s religious daughter, she had because God made her hockey playing dad cum inside her mom, it was God’s will…like her Instagram “Business Inquiries” Email…

She took advantage of her mom’s instagram, by posting a video tagging herself in efforts to ride momma’s coat tails for followers, since momma’s on Dancing With the Stars….because that is God’s will.

You see social media using, attention seeking, legging wearing, reality show acting, follower recruiting, opportunist is totally not God’s Will, and if anything represents all evil, making her born again stance, pretty bullshit, but then again, most religious leaders know about science, and pull the God card to make money…

Now, if you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s not because of the daughter, even though I have a stepfather fetish, it is because 37 year old moms who played teens on TV in the 90s, wearing leggings on reality TV are my porn

Whether they found God, or Heroin I’m down…especially when they look all wholesome while dancing, even though I know two drinks in, and this repressed Jesus shit goes out the window and the dirty dancing…takes over…

TO SEE DJ Tanner Rockin Cameltoe in a DJ Tanner Shirt CLICK HERE

Posted in:DJ TANNER

2014

10

Mar

Finally a Prank Gone Right of the Day

I hate these prank videos a lot. I don’t find them funny, I find them annoying, especially when I see the people behind the shitty pranks get away with the pranks, and turn those pranks around into viral videos, because the general public are retards who love stupidities like pranks…

So seeing this dude and he “social commentary” on how people will react to an ATM robbery…a simplistic idea that should end with him being arrested….getting punched in the nose and crying like a little bitch brought me joy…

I figure there is enough shitty content on TV and the people producing it on the internet deserve to get punished for it…

If you don’t like that, here’s a guy picking up dog shit with the American Flag to piss off you patriots…

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Mar

Bieber is Jokes of the Day

To put this in context, Bieber is being interviewed about attacking the paparazzi, by the paparazzi lawyer, who in the event you didn’t know, are evil and represent evil.

I know this because paparazzi lawyers come after me all the time and are on some fucking cash grab, always trying to squeeze money from every angle…

So seeing Bieber, who has a ton of fucking money, all at a young age, is more famous than god, being interviewed and getting worked up, sarcastic and winking at the camera, is amazing.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not a Bieber fan, he’s still a little pussy puppet used by Usher to cum in, but he’s got a great scam going on, and he fucks all kinds of hot girls, and more importantly, he’s rude to idiots who ask him questions, when sometimes you gotta be.

I don’t know what Bieber is being hated on, I mean why should he be nice to these assholes who don’t know the difference between film and video, I wouldn’t be and either would you, especially when your piss is worth more than their yearly salary.

I’m a Belieber.

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2014

10

Mar

Ashely Greene in a Shitty Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

Ashley Greene is on set in what must be a “period” piece bathing suit, and not a “period” piece bathing suit, designed for periods and the stains they leave, like the time I went snorkelling on vacation with a girl in a white bikini, who got her period on her way to the tour, and who didn’t have tampons, leaving me with fear of survival due to sharks cuz this damn hippie and her blood soaked white bikini was putting us all at risk like we were Bethany Hamilton on some surfboard, but some vintage shit that makes her ass look bad…

I didn’t watch Twilight, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, I do have a friend who had her boyfriend cheat on her with Ashley Greene, so I know she’s some florida trash who fucks her way up the ladder, and I guess it works for her, because I’m posting her shitty bathing suit pics…which after years of research, I have discovered does no mean anything is working for anyone, because I barely exist….and luckily either does Ashley Greene’s ass…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Greene