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2014

05

Mar

Phone Sex Babe of the Day

Her name is ALEX and I had a conversation with her last night when I got back from being cock teased by strippers…who took our money, rode our dicks, put their tits in our mouths and showed us their buttonholes, but refused to come back to the hotel with us…because that’s what strippers do…at least modern strippers who don’t get that strip tease, isn’t about cocktease and stealing money, but about fucking fantasy..

Anyway, here I was at 3 in the morning, drunk, and covered in Chinese food, forced to make a choice….hooker, rub and tug or phonesex…

I chose phone sex…because I figure jerking off in the bathroom while my wife is snoring to a girl who lets me listen to her vagina wetness while telling me to do bad things to her…is the option with the least change of giving my wife an STD, or being called out for cheating…again..

I am also a bit of a phone sex fetishist, because I think the fantasy is way more appealing than actually the smell of sex I would pay for..

Either way, Alex was good, I am in love, and we’re going to be forever friends…

Here are the 2 pics of her…

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Posted in:Babe

2014

05

Mar

Elsa Pataky Weird Pregnant Belly Button Photoshoot of the Day

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Elsa Pataky, an actress I don’t know and I’m not going to do the google, because I don’t really care who she is, I just know she’s pulling some Sports Illustrated body paint weirdness on her pregnancy, that may be attractive to someone, you know let’s use my wretched spawn that is growing inside me like some kind of fucking alien, as a canvas to distract from the fact that my belly button looks like it’s about to blow the fuck up…and the funny thing is, I assume people find this hot…you know someone somewhere has jerked off to this…weird.

Either way, oh so clever….

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2014

05

Mar

Miley Cyrus Kissing Brooke Candy of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is an attention seeker, who is on a girl on girl kissing spree, because I guess that’s all part of her “edgy, my Disney Contract Expired, Now I Can Be the Real Me”…hustle….which makes sense because she’s a spoiled brat, rich girl, who has always had everything she wanted, and the only real satisfaction she can get is people paying attention to her, like some bratty kid you want to lock in the basement at your friend’s dinner party, who won’t stop showing you his goddamn new dance and song, when all you want to do is focus on drinking as much as you can for free, because that’s what guests are supposed to do…

The slag she’s kissing is Brooke Candy, who is some gutter, hipster pig of a girl who has no talent, but who the gays think is great, who I’ve seen live and wanted to shoot myself in the dick, because the pain and sound of me bleeding to death would be more peaceful than her smutty marketable crap…that you know Miley’s into in efforts to think she knows what’s up and that Brooke Candy is into cuz kissing Miley Gets her noticed…whatever..they all fucking suck and I’m only interested in seeing Miley kissing a girl’s asshole…but in my defence, I am really all about girl asshole now…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

05

Mar

Jennifer Lopez in Possible Nipple Pic of the Day

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I have no way of confirming this is J.Lo’s nipple, all I see is tanned skin and brownness that could be a nipple that has lactated at least once, while trying to nourish her dying skeleton of a husband back when they were married, but all hispanic looking girls have a dozen babies or more, so that doesn’t really filter out the J.Lo look-a-likes…

What it comes down to, is that this pic is 2 weeks old and I’ve failed you as a blogger..

Posted in:J.Lo

2014

05

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Nipples in American Hustle of the Day

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I guess this is why she was nominated for an Oscar…you know real transformative role because she had hard nipples in a wife beater, which I guess is pretty fucking major, at least to the world who sees Jennifer Lawrence as some awkward, clumsy, not very hot girl who must be a bad fuck, but who’s mother is probably a good fuck, because that’s got to be how a young J.Law got into Hollywood to begin with.

I am sure by now you’ve seen the movie and the nipples so who cares…but still..nipples!

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2014

05

Mar

South African Congregation Eating Grass of the Day

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When I see videos of a South African Congregation Eating Grass for their church, I am reminded how ridiculous, hopeless, helpless, desperate, sad, uneducated, confused, pathetic, ridiculous, people are…

I guess it’s just the flow of society, where people get roped into nonsense, by manipulators who want their money, and sometimes, those manipulators get cocky in just how far they can push people…

You know he’s laughing about getting people to eat grass in the name of god amongst his friends at the end of the day, he is like “I tell them god wants them to eat grass, and they eat grass, and not one protests, religion is great”….

I mean this is just next level…

Posted in:Videos

2014

05

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Well this was totally fucking unnecessary…

The good news is that whoever took this picture, decided to save us from the nightmare that is a hooker vagina in it’s old age after years of getting fucked by various penis, having babies, and dying of Hepatitis…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE UNCENSORED PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2014

05

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Trailer for Oprah of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan has gone the reality show, put her personal shit out there, hang her dirty, cum soaked panties on display for the world to get a real life sense of her struggles, that will obviously result in people laughing at her real life struggles, not because they aren’t real life struggles, but because the general public wishes they had Lohan’s life and the fact she threw it all away, makes them hate her…

But not me…I want to see Lohan win an Academy Award…I want her to repackage herself as an older Jennifer Lawrence, who just books good roles, partially because I like the underdog, partially because I like a good comeback story, partially because I like her tits, partially because I want to be her friend, and by friend I mean have her herpes ridden vagina smeared on my face erotically…

I am a firm believer that people, especially celebrities, should keep their stories and personal lives to their fucking self, so I can focus on their bullshit movie roles, so that when I hear her cry in a movie I don’t think, I bet that’s what she did when Sam Ronson shoved his dick in her without asking…

You get what I’m saying here, and that is that Oprah is an exploitative cunt, like Dr Drew and like Lohan’s parents, milking the child star cow pretending to be helping her…and I just wish Lohan would let me save her…or just play with her tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

05

Mar

Mila Kunis Has GIven Up of the Day

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Real girls don’t eat…it takes a good pregnancy, or engagement, or trapping of a man to say, fuck my career I’ve made my money, it’s about my happiness, and giving up, pass me that corn dog…and that is far more depressing than her marrying Ashton, because you never had a chance, who cares who she fucks, what matters is how she looks, and more importantly, the condition of her pussy…something I guess she doesn’t seem to care about

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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2014

05

Mar

Jac Jagaciak for some Korean Magazine of the Day

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Jac Jagaciak is a model who does Victoria’s Secret shit..and here she is wearing clothes and not showing nipple in her fashion shoot for some Korean Magazine, making me wonder why I am even posting it, but then I realize I am in too deep, this tall bitch won.

Posted in:Jac Jagaciak