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2014

21

Feb

Some Jason Biggs Placenta of the Day

In what is probably the worst possible way to celebrate the birth of your new kid…that is already damaged thanks to being cut from Jason Biggs’ DNA cloth…is to post a pic of the afterbirth…that’s not so frothy…but rather totally fucking repulsive, even abusive to his fans who don’t ever want to or need to see this..I mean show us your shredded vagina…or maybe even some milk filled tits…not this shit that crawled out of your vagina you vile fucking whore…

That said…best way to end the week….

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2014

21

Feb

Which Helmet from the Ukrainian Uprising is Your Favorite of the Day

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A- Spaghetti Strainer Won’t Keep You Dry But Will Save You From Being Shot

B- Mascot Costume Weirdness

C – Contruction Helmet Modified

D – Small Motorcyle Helmet on a Fat Guy

I haven’t been following the Ukrainian uprising, my interest ended at videos of protestors getting shot by snipers…I like babes, not people getting shot.

That said, there has been some ridiculous helmets being worn by the ill-equipped protestors…and here are the three best I’ve seen so far…vote for your favorite..

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2014

21

Feb

Madison Murray is the Babe of the Day

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I generally don’t like sharing internet babes I follow on the internet with you…even though I know you don’t have what it takes to steal them from me because you are weird…and they aren’t mine to begin with…but the fact is that as much as I don’t like sharing girls with friends, or losers who read my website because they have nothing better to do with their time, hence why they are losers…most of the girls I actually have sex with who aren’t my wife…usually have had dozens of men before me…that day alone…so I shouldn’t be such a hoarder…but instead I should celebrate her photoshoots as if for what they are…something glorious for us all to share…

Her name is Madison Murray …she’s from Florida…and I’d let her eat bath salts then eat me under the freeway…even if I’d rather eat her…you like what I did there right??

Either way, I found these pics of her by some dude named Dion Burton…and I like…

FOLLOW HER

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2014

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Slutty in the Snow for her Birthday of the Day

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Rihanna is such a versatile performer…who can take her slutty half naked exhibitionist antics from the beach, to the apartment, to the hotel room and now to the fucking snowy winter mountain resort…because when you’re committed to crying for attention…you make that shit happen…and for someone who allegedly started her career as a child prostitute in Barbados…to being a hundred million dollar a year popstar puppet…posting bikini pics…is hardly that big of a deal…especially considering I like looking at bikini pics…and so do you…

Rihanna can be slutty in all seasons…that’s my kind of talent…far more interesting than her average at best singing and dancing..

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2014

21

Feb

Ariana Grande For V Magazine of the Day

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Ariana Grande is packaged as some Disney Poptart wholesome chick….but it is safe to say that if she is in Hollywood, the chances of her actually being wholesome are slim to none, and if anything she’s slept with the right people to get into a place where we are even writing about her…or she is even doing photoshoots for fashion magazines…

However, unlike all the Hollywood cokesluts, she doesn’t want people knowing that she’s a coke slut and is taking legal action against Perez Hilton for accusing her of being a coke slut, even though every girl I meet, even those not in hollywood are coke sluts…it’s not that big of a deal..

And like any legal action, it usually means the story is true…and getting in the way of her being the next miley, that is anti miley…

You know for the Christian Market…who cares…

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2014

21

Feb

Kimberly Garner Flashes Her Thong of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is good fun…straight from the slums of UK Reality TV…to the paparazzi camera as the “wind” blows up her dress and shows the world her ass…the “wind” that I assume was an industrial fan her team placed on the red carpet for all of us to see her ass…

I mean, that’s not to say that the wind doesn’t provide miracles like blowing up skirts every once in a while, I’ve seen it happen…I just don’t believe it when it happens to some low level reality star…crying for attention…but I do still look at it eagerly cuz it’s a thong people…a thong..OMG…who fucking cares…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kimberly Garner

2014

21

Feb

Stupid Mother Recording Her Kids While She Drives of the Day

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This is probably one of the best videos I’ve seen in a long time. Some dumbs mom recording her kids sing because they are so cute only to get fucking slammed and have airbags deploy in some kind of scene from a suspense thriller…seriously…there’s fucking build up in this video and it’s amazing…

I don’t think anyone died, but with behavior like this…they probably should have..

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Volleball of the Day

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Sports Illustrated has a bunch of above average, but hardly amazing, models that they put into a magazine every year, wearing nothing but bikinis and white America…who don’t have access to a data plan on their phone go nuts…

I hate giving them attention, because it feeds into the egos of these girls, who I don’t even think really make money modelling, since they do this for free, yet think they are important because they did a free shoot for a magazine with good circulation…

Well, they’ve been having their Publicty Stunt with the paparazzi in Miami that involves beach volleyball and here are some of the pics…because I assume you are white AMerica and into this kind of busty…over celebrated…too much positive enforcement girls…

TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE MODELS AT ALL THE EVENTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2014

21

Feb

Asshole Driver of the Day

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Here’s a dude driving out of a gas station slamming some old guy because the old guy was out of line…and the cops are apparently looking for him…which I guess makes sense since he ran someone over…but also bums me out because I think it’s our god given right to run over a motherfucker if we are in a car and he’s on foot and gets snappy and runs his mouth off at us…it’s called consequences of your actions…don’t fuck with someone in a car…but no…the law has to step in and ruin our fun…If we were still cavemen, sure we wouldn’t have cars, but we’d wouldn’t have some third party regulating how we teach motherfuckers a lesson..

Who really cares, the run over dude survived, there’s hardly a story here.

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Feb

I Want to Have Sex With Samantha Hoopes of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes is the virtually unknown Guess model turned Sports Illustrated model from Penn State who has a weird face, but who has ridiculous fake looking tits…who I want to have sex with…

I don’t really need SI to find me girls to want to have sex with as they usually just disappoint me with their choices…but this Hoopes chick is 23, looks 29, rocking porn tits..made the cut and I want to have sex with her…

Not that that’s saying much, I would have sex with rancid ground beef..

Here are some of her instagram pics…

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