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2014

29

Jan

Nina Agdal Killin’ it in Terry’s Studio of the Day

Nina Agdal’s pushing her brand as hard as she can because she knows that it’s her turn to cover SI Swimsuit, and this year she’s up against a lot of competition, because it’s the 50th anniversary, and they’ll probably do one big happy family photo of all the models from the past til now, pushing Nina to the back burner yet again…and even if they don’t do that, she’s up against a much hotter Irina Shayk and Emily Ratajkowski, as well as blue collar crowd Favorite Kate Upton….and the fact that I am talking about a cover of a magazine that doesn’t matter, like it does matter, makes me feel as vapid as these dumb model bitches, because in their world it’s all that fucking matters to them…when in reality they should just be rollin’ through Terry Richardson’s studio more regularly cuz this is the hottest off see this one…normally she looks semi-retarded…in a downs syndrome kind of way….

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2014

29

Jan

Mom Sienna Miller for Esquire of the Day

I didn’t realize that Sienna Miller had a baby, last I heard she was dating Jude Law, who she cheated on with Daniel Craig and the whole thing is way too UK trash polluting American soil to really bother with…

You know, foreigners stealing our acting jobs, while pretending to be Americans by masking their accents is some confusing as fuck bullshit…

If you really sat back and thought about it…Sienna Miller isn’t really all that hot or amazing at acting, to me she’s just some hipster looking bitch from my generation, who partied a lot with the right people and rocked a stylish bush and a willingness to suck dick…but that doesn’t mean she should be taking jobs from American girls, while playing American girls in movies…when not an America girl…

Not that that matters, she’s gone back to the UK, and virtually disappeared…until today…when she’s on the cover of Esquire…in panties…in pictures we can all pretend aren’t her as a mom…

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2014

29

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks on Sway in the Morning of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be some mixed race pile of confusing…I mean sometimes I see her and wonder if she’s even human, or some hybrid hairy monkey they made in a Disney Lab…a Disney Lab where she didn’t learn how to twerk, but did learn all about child molestation by Disney Execs…whether sexual or just exploiting her for cheap labor…it’s all the fucking same…but more importantly, Vanessa Hudgens may be some chubby, weird body in weird nudes girl who probably shouldn’t matter…but for some reason, a reason called never actually listening to an interview with her, I really liked her trying to Twerk on Sway in the morning, I found it pretty redeeming and cute and I guess that makes me a Vanessa Hudgens fan…all over again… I feel like its the day she released her nude pics to the internet to break free from Disney all over again…

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2014

29

Jan

Martha Hunt in Free People Lingerie for Valentine’s Day of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day in some romantic and lovely shoot that stars a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret like some kind of hooker…unless of course Vicotira’s Secret owns all the under factories in Bangledesh and the success of all underwear helps their bottom line…ultimately, who cares as long as it gets girls in their underwear….

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2014

29

Jan

Hot Mom Dancing in the Kitchen of the Day

This is probably an old video, but it’s one that all you married dudes can fantasize over…you know that you married a girl who retained her figure but more importantly, who is happy in this shitty life…and who dances around the kitchen while doing normal wife things…not knowing she is being filmed…while being cute as hell when she does realize it…

You see I am not into married chicks at all, sure I fuck em, but their general demeanour depresses me…and moms, I mean moms are some of the angriest bitches around…all tired and not as hot as they used to be…but this women, she’s just a victim of her surroundings, you know the suburban plague of getting married because that’s what you do…but she just rolls with it and I find it inspirational…and you should use this when trying to find a wife of your own…because at least with a good wife…your shitty life will be better…it’s a mistake I realize I made everyday I pray my wife chokes on her sandwich…

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2014

29

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is starting to get over exposed…you know talked about too much, celebrated too much, up on some Kate Upton shit, but luckily for us, she’s not Kate Upton because Kate Upton is a fucking monster with a Muppet body…sent to confuse the world, but rather some interesting face, who is just trying to use her tits as a model to get more exposure to become an actor…something I am sure will happen, because this is her time to shine…and something I will fully support because I have a soft spot for this girl…she’s managed to do nude modelling in a way that other trashier girls have did Playboy in the 90s…you know to build a real career…and sure she doesn’t message me anymore or respond to my love letters…but that doesn’t mean the love on my end has or ever will die…these types of things are eternal…and here she is for some Clothing company…

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2014

29

Jan

Weather Man Knees Kid in the Crotch of the Day

Some dude charges at a Weather man when he is on air…weather man knees dude in the crotch…that’s pretty much all you need to see here…I guess what it comes down to is that when you see people filming a news segment, you got to do something far more creative than charging a mother fucker…I mean flash your tits, or commit suicide, or really do something substantial….getting hit in the balls is just a fucking fail…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui & Emily Osment on Set in Bikini Tops of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Haley Joel Osment are on set in a bikini…and they posted it to twitter and shit’s not very magical at all…they should be scissoring – provided Haley Joel got the chop and isn’t just a tucker…if you know what I mean…

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2014

29

Jan

Naked Masturbating Dude in Philly of the Day

This guy is pretty fucking awesome, apparently he drove into some chicken restaurant, got naked and started masturabting in Philly, and activity that sadly reminds me of my wife, every time I catch her rubbing fried chicken all over her naked body…because she really likes fried chicken…only far more public and amazing..

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Miley Cyrus and Madonna Weirdness of the Day

For some reason….Miley Cyrus and Madonna is a huge fucking story…I am just gonna roll with that…and not focus on Madonna not aging gracefully or giving up…but rather holding on as pathetic as she can..because I guess to be a star is more than having all the money in the world…but rather about people giving these people attention…it’s all they care about…so lets give it to grandma den mother hooker…because she’s tricked us all and we should let her think she’s still pulling it off when she’s not…it’s funny like that.

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