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2014

14

Feb

Cassandra Dawn Should be My Valentine of the Day


I am in love with CASSANDRA DAWN …and not just because it is Valentine’s Day…but because she’s serious hotness…

I should be be writing her love poems…or romance novels…all on her instagram…because last time I checked…the instagram of bikini models is always where they fall in love…especially to someone as charming as me…

It is Valentine’s Day after all…But instead I am more into crying about where my ice has gone wrong…and why I am writing about these babes…while married to something that looks like it belongs on a Dairy farm.

This isn’t about me, it’s about Cassandra Dawn and her bikini photos…that are amazing..

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2014

14

Feb

Cunt Punch Compilation for Valentines Day

Nothing says Valentines Day like a good cunt punch or vag kick…because this is the foundation of Romance and what it is all about…and any girl telling you otherwise, not willing to let you kick her in the cunt…just doesn’t love you…and is telling you to get out.

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2014

14

Feb

Sara Malakul Lane Wants You To Be Her Valentine of the Day

It’s Valentine’s Day and amazingly hot actress SARA MALAKUL LANE wants you to be her Valentine…

I don’t think you should look at this too long, I will get jealous and hate you, because I want Sara Malakul Lane all for myself.

The good news is that although she doesn’t answer my messages, she hasn’t blocked me on her INSTAGRAM either, so there is hope that one day this half Thai…hopefully not the genital half…but even if it was the genital half I would be willing to explore that half…cuz when it’s attached to this babe it’s hardly gay…will one day be mine…

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2014

14

Feb

Lady Gaga Erotica is not Erotic for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I realize that there is nothing erotic about anything Lady Gaga does…even if she was masturbating on stage or in video with a Victoria’s Secret model, the Lady Gaga factor in the room would kinda ruin it all…she’s just got this face that scares the fuck out of me…but not enough to not grab her ass one night when drunk before she was really famous…and back then, around 5 years ago, her ass, despite her face was fucking firm and amazing…but it didn’t turn me on, but then again I am impotent and not much gets me hard these days…I blame the hormones in the food…or maybe the male hormones in Gaga.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

14

Feb

Kate Upton on the Beach for Edelman’s of the Day

It’s nice to see plus sized marine mammals getting work on the beach…it’s like usually they just make a documentary on these fuckers to try to shut down Sea World…that everyone watches and feels bad about until they book their trip to San Diego and go to Sea World…

Sure I am not into overrated fat chicks…modelling shoes, at least I assume this is for shoes, fat chicks love shoes…but I am into celebrating that however awful the new SI cover is, at least it’s not Kate Upton, but rather the 3 other models who get the most buzz on social media..

Because SI are a bunch of whores who use whores to make money.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

14

Feb

Taylor Momsen’s Full Frontal of the Day

If you want to rape your ears on Valentines Day, because rape is the only way you know how to show yourself any love, I think this music video by rockstar, who is barely a rockstar, but rather a teen star who was raised rich pretending to be hard by investing her gossip girl money into her music career…cuz I guess she finds it cool…

I prefer less rape, more mute all to see the 3 seconds of her naked…but covered…life changing people..

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2014

14

Feb

Help Save Cupid on Valentine’s Day of the Day

I got this email:

My friend Kris Kelly, who runs a nonprofit animal rescue got a call about a dog that refused to leave the street corner where he had been dumped 6 weeks earlier…..

He was laying on the  corner all day, everyday for the entire 6 weeks. Neighbors  were leaving bits of food and water, but he wouldn’t budge…..

So I went there with a big bag of meatballs some blankets, and a leash, with two other women.

We talked him down and calmed him and held him for 2 hours and finally got him into a car, and now he is being cared for and hopefully adopted by a rescue…

But they are very broke….they need help through donations to pay for his care.

Anyone who reads the site, yes I am talking to you, one dude who reads the site, knows I love dogs more than people, because dogs possess the qualities people are supposed to possess, it’s like they have evolved with us and kept all our good traits. They are loyal, sweet, amazing…and well they don’t talk back….

So when I hear a devastating story of an asshole fucking a dog over…and nice people who save them, I get involved and suggest you do too.

Not to mention Kris Kelly is a total babe


Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org.


Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org.

Or visit her site for more info thekriskellyfoundation.org

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2014

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The internet made’s me soft….there was a time I’d be outside looking at whores, fucking with whores, fucking whores….but instead I just message them on facebook, they ignore me, so I jerk off to their vacation pics, and we leave it at that

Oh right it’s Valentines Day…maybe I’ll modify my strategy to seek and destroy…desperation

Lookin’ Down Shirts
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Sinkhole Swallows Corvettes!
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SO Many Amazing Girls Doing Amazing Things Naked
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6 Valentines Day Cards to Get you Through Life
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2014

13

Feb

2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover is Awful of the Day

This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot.

Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not…

Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from…

I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense.

I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself…

It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense…

If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.

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2014

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I think TINDR is bad for my self esteem…

Not even the fat local girls…I am talking the monsters you would need a twisted fetish to want to bed…I am talking so vile that you would have to have been molested as a child that led to trauma that led to sexual issues and dysfunction to ever even consider sticking your dick in…want to fuck.

I guess I’ll stick to the old – seduce drunken pigs at the bar who are sad it is Valentine’s Day…

Here are some links..

The Duggar’s Teach You How TO Keep Marriage Sexy
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads….
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Drake Calls Rolling Stone Evil for Pulling his Cover for Philip Seymour Hoffman- Gangster.
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Movies That Prove Love is Overrated
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Depressing Valentines Day Plans
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Lindsay Lohan is Hilarious With that Penis Shaped Object
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Kelly Brook Needs to Do More Squats
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Tranny Model See Through….
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Jessi Marie For Playboy…
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Natalie Portman On Set
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New Pics Added to Claudia Schiffer in Marie Claire UK
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Sofia Vergara – Ass in Leggings
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Most Patriotic Man Ever…
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Pretending to Fuck Minka Kelly
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THE BEST PORNSTAR TWEETS OF THE DAY
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Jennifer Lopez – Spread Legs And Pussy Lips
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All the Athletes in Sochi are Using TINDR To Bang…
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Famous Girls Who Look Like Dolls…
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Sesame Street Fighter
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Hour Long Bill Murray Interview..
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Taylor Swift Pantyhose
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Gisele Bundchen Photoshoot
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Hookers Trying to Be Glamourous
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Top 3 Supermodel Instagrams
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5 Hardcore TUMBLR BLOGS you need to Follow
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Farrah Abraham Insists She’s Not a Pornstar
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A Great Compilation of Fat Celebs in Bikinis…
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The More I Watch Eva Mendes _ The More I Want Anal With Her
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Leann Rimes Butt Crack
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This Week in Thongs
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Dude Drinks Toilet Water
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35 Best Butts of the Day
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Abbie Cornish Cleavage
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17 Examples of Valentines Day Marketing Wizards
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Leanna Decker for Playboy
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GoPro Hula Hoop
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Amber Heard Legs
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Amy Adams in Some Magazine
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Hot Booties.
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Nikki Leigh Rukus
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Lil Kim is Making Babies
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Dakota Fanning Big Cleavage
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard PDA
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Nicki Minaj – Instagram
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Sharknado 2 has an Insane Cast
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Blake Lively Still Has Breasts…
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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