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2014

04

Feb

Paz de la Huerta in some Nurse 3D Promo Pics of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day of Paz de la Huerta promoting some ridiculousness called Nurse 3D, which based not the promo pics, looks like some of the best cinematic work to hit the world since Titanic.

I’m talking some straight to DVD garbage that gets her naked and covered in fake blood, like some kind of period fetish film, because despite booking an HBO show she got killed off of, she’s really the straight to DVD caliber actress..I mean even in Boardwalk empire her hipster bush and a willingness to show it was the only reason she was there….a holster bush I fell in love with and wrote long songs for…that were ignored because I don’t think Paz knows how to read…but she does know how to get naked and that’s an easier way to make money.

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2014

04

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Got Fat Fucking Tits of the Day

I think a lot of white girls date black dudes for pretty basic reasons, the main one being that the black dudes encourage them to be more meaty than toned, it’s a high testosterone thing, where unlike white dudes, they smell the estrogen off a bitch and fill her up with baby making fertile sperm…that’s why the line at walmart is always fat white chicks with 50 shades of brown babies…

So there’s no real pressure to stay fit…if anything the fatter the ass the better…

I think the other reason white girls date black guys, is because black guys fuck the shit out of them…in ways white guys can’t…But that’s nothing to do with Kelly the Belly Brook…even though she’s dating a black guy…which I guess has everything to do with Kelly Brook…but not what I wanted to say about Kelly Brook, and that is that with tits like this, it pretty much cancels out all the days she’s been taking off at the gym to maintain her pushing 40 year old Glam model body…because with tits like this the rest of her doesn’t matter…and I am actually digging this.

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

04

Feb

Russian Fan Flashes Her Tits at a Concert Video of the Day

Everything is better in Russia…I think it has to do with the fall of communism…and people having no real clue how to act or react…I mean for the longest time they were kept poor by the system and when that government subsidized life ends, you gotta either figure your shit out and make billions like a lot of corrupt russian…or instead lose your fucking mind, go to concerts and flash your tits…either way, awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I woke up and thought it was saturday…so I went back to bed…these things happen when you’re falling the fuck apart…

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Eva Mendes is Probably pregnant
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Leann Rimes Picking Your Ass…
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Last night, I saw a girl squirting under her desk at work, while office people walked by her…on this Site…Seriously.
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The Only 9 Superbowl Ads you Should See
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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2014

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Like a girl with her period, I am addicted to chocolate covered cashews – like i was Philip Seymour Hoffman and they were heroin only I wish i could have a chocolate covered cashew overdose…and he probably didn’t want to die…

I’ve been making bad Woody Allen molestation jokes, not because I laugh at child molesters, that shit is not something I endorse or find funny, but because anyone who doesn’t think Woody Allen is a creeper is fucking crazy. Anyone who would let him babysit their kids…also crazy…and I guess I appreciate that Roman Polanski looks like a saint because he waits til girls hit puberty…and the possibility or probability that Mia Farrow probably planted these ideas in her adopted kids head…not too concerned of fucking her up because she wasn’t officially hers..out of bitterness that he left her for her other adopted kid…is very possible…and slamming him pre-Oscar…is strategic timing, since Mia hasn’t done shit since Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby, where she probably learned a thing or two about destroying a filmmakers career with child molestation accusations…

That said, who cares about these people…focus on your own life and more importantly on trying to bed good looking girls…get money, fuck bitches…that’s what is actually important…

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Girls in Sports Bras
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George Zimmerman Wants to Fight Kanye
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Nina Agdal’s Ass in Leggings
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Genius Superbowl Tattoo
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The Worst Dives in Sports History
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Soaped Up Monster Tit
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Jeans
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Reading Rainbow is Killin it on the Philip Seymour Hoffman Commentary
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10 Stories of Celebs Saving Lives
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All the Superbowl Commercials
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How To Remove Ice from a Car in Poland
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Spiderman 2 Ad
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White People Hate Coke Right Now
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Avril Alexander in a Bikini in Australia – Amazing
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Dear God, What I Would Give To Touch Those Tits
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According to BBC – IT is the Year of the Whores
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Mexico’s Ski Jump Uniform is Hilarious
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Beyonce and Jay Z – Face Swap
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Tiny Bikini
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Female Celebrity Douche Pics
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Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams
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White People are Lame
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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50 Ways To Fuck Selena Gomez
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Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue
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Xenia Deli in some Photoshopped Lingerie Pics
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Comedian VS 400 Hecklers
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Hottest 60 Year old Ever
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Amazing Olympic Facts
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Debby Ryan for Abercrombie
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Chair Prank With a Twist
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Patrick Stewart Hulking Out
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The Best Attention Seeker Ever
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Nina Agdal’s Sauvage Swimwear Campaign
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Kids Taste Test Gourmet Food
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Elizabeth Henstridge in a See Through
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5 Possible Real Life Batmans
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Polar Bear Club Introduced to Snow
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Jeanette McCurdy in NKD Magazine
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Selena Gomez Pokies
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Lisa Opie hot Bikini Ass
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Jasmin Waltz Is Dyking Out
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Jenn Selter’s Ass Does TV – Her Face is Busted and She Sounds like a Retard…
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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The Best Designed Sex Toys Ever
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Garden Hose Vagina Cleaner
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Girl Masturbates on the Train
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Really Busty Model
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Holy Shit – Monster Tits
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Squirting LEsbians Make it Rain
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Young Skinny Busty Amateur Girls
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Feb

Banned Carl’s Jr Big Sausage Breakfast Ad of the DAy

I am pretty sure this is a parody of a Carl’s Jr Ad…but when parodies are properly executed, like this Big Sausage Breakfast eroticism…it is safe to say it doesn’t matter if it is the real thing or not…it’s like a good set of implants…who give a fuck if they are real or not..as long as they are smothering my motherfucking face..

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Feb

Ireland Baldwin’s Workout Pic of the Day

I guess when a girl is out there promoting her working out, this is the kind of picture you want to see, I mean it’s what would motivate me to go to the gym, even though she should probably be wearing little vagina hugging booty shorts, to make shit actually count, I mean if you do this half assed full assed picture, you might as well make the ass fully exposed to get the full affect…

These leggings just get in the way of really seeing the workout that she’s obviously not exploiting as an excuse to post erotica on a family site like instagram…no this isn’t exhibitionism…because you can’t see her clit or buttonhole…but to me…it pretty much is.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

03

Feb

Bieber Licking Stripper Nipple of the Day

I was talking to a porn chick who agreed with the rumors I heard that Bieber had a huge penis, however, she had a friend who fucked him and apparently he lasted 20 seconds…if that makes you feel better about him being more man than you…not that his level of manliness even matters because he’s rich and famous and can’t even fuck 1% of the girls who want to fuck him, whether he had a herpes outbreak or not…

That said, here he is sucking stripper nipple with his homie, doing what user taught him, you know not gay if there are a set of implants in the mix and you each have a tit, even if the bitch has a dick…

Boom. Here’s an attempt of hetero proving gone wrong.

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2014

03

Feb

Nude College Girls Filmed a Feminist Porno in Columbia’s Library of the Day

There’s a new Feminist movement that features young college girls who haven’t actually lived life or understand how the world works…but rather who are just using feminism as a strategic positioning to get noticed amongst all the other attention seeking girls they pretend to hate in order to build themselves up…pretty much fighting a fight in the lamest of ways because bras were already burned in a time they needed to be burned…at least until today…because today, these feminists are proving their point, a point I can’t really grasp, but maybe because I am the enemy to feminists, despite doing more for feminism that they ever have…like buying girls who never came vibrators. I give the gift of orgasm to repressed women….while these girls are shooting a porn in the library…for dudes like you to get off to…

I didn’t read the backstory and lesbian porn is anti-climatic, but when it is regular girls in a library, I can fuck with it…

It turns out it is for PURPLE

All I see is shitty quality girls who wish they were hot enough to do porn or model…but they are still encourage their followers to get naked everywhere no matter how ugly you are – and I agree with them on that…but I don’t think any of these girls should be considered “it” girls because they fucking suck.

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Feb

Terrell Davis Grabs Jackie Guerrido’s Weather Woman Tit of the DAy

Life lesson, when life gives you a busty, popular Telemundo host, who is known on the internet for having big tits, and who you probably won’t see ever again, or even remember because you don’t watch Telemundo, that’s for hispanics…you grab her fucking tits….

Posted in:Terrell Davis