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2014

03

Feb

Beyonce Posts her Grammy Rehearsal Thong Ass of the Day

Beyonce must be loving the attention she’s getting.

Ever since her man found Rihanna and probably fucked Rihanna, you can tell she’s been a little competitive, catty and bitter. I guess no girl like’s their husband’s side bitches, especially when the rest of the world is celebrating her too, not to mention when 75% of your husband’s revenue is coming in from her…she’s been trying to be the desirable one, the babe…she knew she had more talent, hell, in her mind she’s Beyonce, someone no one can’t compete with…but she know Rihanna was hotter…until now…

That’s why she posted these on her tumblr…it’s like “keep looking people, basque in this moment”….

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2014

03

Feb

Miley Cyrus Titties for Love Magazine of the Day

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I posted the pics from MILEY CYRUS NIPPLE IN W MAGAZINE earlier…and seeing as they involve Miley, a lecherous little twat who wants all eyes on her, one titty magazine spread wasn’t enough for her, she wanted more, and like a spoiled brat she got it…

So here are these pics of her in Love Magazine, showing enough areola to be considered a nipple to me…released on the same day…because I guess Miley’s people want everyone talking about Miley today…even though everyone’s had enough of Miley already…

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2014

03

Feb

Woman Steals News Reporters Van of the Day

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This girl is pretty fucking amazing….

So the story goes that she works for a guy who owns an 11 bedroom vacation rental that is actually only 5 bedrooms, and when someone rented it only to find out that they couldn’t sleep 25 people, they wanted their money back, but the contract they signed said that they weren’t entitled to it, and the local news, who clearly have nothing better to do, ran after the story like it was an actual fucking story…

When they went to question this women, she asked them to leave, drove their car down the block and the news, like the pussies they are, called the police and now she’s been arrested for Grand Theft auto…wasting your tax dollars on nonsense, because she really just drove it down the fucking block…

Either way, insane story…but funny.

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2014

03

Feb

Coolest Kid Smoking of the Day

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Everyone knows smoking makes you look cool…This kid in Finland proves it. Fuck all the propaganda that smoking kills…because the only thing that kills is not smoking…when it makes you look so rock and roll…

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2014

03

Feb

Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian needs to hire a photographer to take her selfies for her…I don’t even know what I am looking at other than a fuzzy badly lit mess that may or may not involve a set of tits in a bikini…that remind me of when I am driving at night and a black guy crosses the street like he’s the fucking invisible man…only the bikini version..it’s like girl, you’re rich, buy a camera, buy the latest iPhone, shit the companies will even comp you, pay a retoucher 10 dollars, run the pic by your team before it gets put up, because there’s a way to always look amazing, and that is by photoshopping your shit..or at least taking better pics…but as a pervert…I’ll still stare…because tits in a bikini are still tits in a bikini…

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2014

03

Feb

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

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I think Kelly Brook’s hilarious…and by hilarious I mean fat.

Any girl with tits this big is bound to have a shitty fucking body black guys go nuts over…something I didn’t need her her choice in boyfriends to prove…

She is consistently fluctuating in sloppy ass, to decent ass, to good ass when photoshopped, but no one really ever cares about her ass, maybe because no one care about Kelly Brook, or maybe because those who do only care about her tits…because she’s a titty model, with big titties…who only exists because of her tits…and the rest of her just kinda rides her titty’s coat tails like her big boyfriend rides her…

She’s pushing 40, she’s not all that bad, and some of you weirdos find this kind of body womanly…even though all I see is lazy and too much sugar in her diet…that and big titties….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and HERE

Looks like a Wet Diaper Fetish…

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2014

03

Feb

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes may be the fucking worst, but she’s in a bikini and that is what matters to me…

I mean I guess I also like that she’s a walk contradiction, you know marketed as this virginal girl for the country Christian bible belt market, when really she was just a home wrecking, fake titty, hollywood cunt with a lot of money thanks to monetizing off all those loyal christians…

Christians you know still pray for her salvation and for her to see the light, and who still buy her albums because it would be un-Christian not to…even though LeAnn Rimes is everything Christians hate….

Proving yet again, if you market anything from music, to movies, to political agendas, go after the Jesus freaks…they listen….and are easy to manipulate…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Feb

Kate Upton and Other Celebs at the Superbowl Parties of the DAy

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As you know, it was the Superbowl, a time I like to lock myself in my house and sit in the dark waiting for the game to end, not out of excitement or anxiety of who is going to win, like Mayweather and his 10 million dollar losing bet, but because Football is boring, it attracts horrible fucking people, and represents all that is wrong with America…

That’s why I chose to appreciate that everyone was locked into a party somewhere, so that I could catch up on my Dirty Dancing watching…

I guess it also attracts a lot of celebrities who love any excuse to throw a party, or go to a party, to be seen…and it also attacks a lot of corporate sponsored events with open bar and celebrity guests…

So the STEPFORUM DECIDED TO COMPILE ALL THE PICS FOR YOU …

Because you care what these assholes were doing last night, and really the last 4 nights…even if you pretend you don’t…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE SUPERBOWL PARTIES CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Feb

Genius Wheelchair Stunt of the Day

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The beautiful thing about the internet is that it gives these redneck idiots, who I assume are Miley’s inbred cousins, a venue to have their life work and talents shared with the world…otherwise, they would still be doing these Jackass inspired stunts, on their own, and we wouldn’t get to laugh and wonder how we are the same species as them…

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Feb

Miley Cyrus Nipples from W Magazine Photoshoot on Instagram of the Day

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I get it, when you’re like Miley Cyrus and you aren’t cute or interesting, you have limited time where that window of opportunity is open wide enough for you to make some sort of noise or have some sort of impact…and that is why Miley is doing what she’s doing…she realizes that she is hugely famous, because Disney pushed her properly, but if she want’s any kind of redemption or street credibility, she’s gotta push the limits, humiliate herself, and if she makes enough noise, people will notice and think they care, because people are generally idiots.

So she twerks in her clueless raised in a lab detached from society way…and she flashes her nipples…all while looking creepily like Justin Bieber…

And every once in a while, she posts her nipples on instagram, despite it being against the terms and conditions of instagram, and part of the reason Instagram has deleted me 5 times….because that’s how wild and crazy she is..

What amazes me in the whole thing, is that even when she flashes her nipples, no one really even notices…that’s just where society has gone, and more importantly, how interesting they find Miley, who is not cute, or interesting….

I am still a fan and look forward to the sex tape 20 years from now.

Here are a mix of the actual pics and the ones she posted to instagram for attention – because she does a lot, like prove the power of a good photographer and photo editor…I mean this can’t be Miley….right?

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