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2014

27

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Attention Seeking Dress of the Day

The only Grammy party I was invited to, seems to be the only one that really mattered, not because the most A-Listers were there, but because Joanna Krupa was there, something the average person wouldn’t really care about, and something one of her pervert fans from the 90s when she was really hot, would think happened a decade too late, but something her amazing attention seeking dress tells me nothing else in the world matters..

The party was put on by my good friends over at OK MAGAZINE …who do celebrity gossip and celebrity bikini pictures better than most…even though I hate celebrities and everything about them…even though I have a site based on celebrities…which I know makes no sense, but this isn’t about me, or the reasons I do what I do, or don’t do things I should do, like go to these parties to stare at this amazingness…focus on what’s important here…this motherfuckin’ dress yo….

BONUS THAT ISN’T REALLY A BONUS

Backdoor Anal Squirt Whore Farrah Abraham Was There Too and No One Cared Because She Wasn’t Getting Backdoored and she wasn’t Squiting

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2014

27

Jan

Crazy Husband Stabbing Wife Video of the Day

I don’t think is a viral stunt, but it’s fucking crazy, even for someone who likes to hate on his wife…I don’t like seeing this shit, but I felt compelled to post it because it’s some serious random eye witness account of a dude who drove into a pole after doing coke and drinking with his wife, apparently hoping to kill them both but failing at that, so he chased her and stabbed her while some asshole filmed instead of kicking the motherfucker in the head…It’s not a beautiful video to wake up to…but it is fucking crazy…but still better than the scam that is the Grammys…

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about the internet is that you don’t have to leave your house, even when you’re house is filled with the smell of shit and death thanks to your wife’s hygiene and obesity…

It’s like I remember a time when I wanted to travel and see the world, but now I have google for that…and sure as much as I hate the Grammys, it was probably a good time and I would have had fun with the open bar and slut trying to be famous…but I can see it all here …it’s like why bother…and that’s why I am going on day 14 of hibernation..and it’s alright..

Here are some links…

Every GIF From the 2014 Grammys
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Jonah Hill and Leo Recreate the Titanic
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This Week’s Best Fail Videos
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The World’s 10 Biggest Animals of All Time
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Lady Chooses Skeeball Over Her Baby
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The 9 Sexiest Flowers
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Cute Girls Do Ugly Girl Face
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Beyonce is Copying Flashdance…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Jan

Beyonce and Her Magical Grammy Outfit for the Grammy Post of the Day


Either Beyonce is starving herself for attention…You know cuz Jay Z still fucks with his prized pig Rihanna and all the other money making or aspiring money making popstars under his watch…you know the groupie bitches who want his big old lips on their clits…and any wife back home with the kids, especially an egotistical cunt like Beyonce, who feels like she was sent here from heaven to save the world one shitty pop song at a time, wants a little attention to feel like having his baby didn’t ruin her in his eyes…because when you have all the money in the world, male attention erases the truth that you’re getting old and washed up…and that one day you’ll be as shitty as Madonna, walking out on stage with a cane like some evil villain in a Christmas movie…

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT

Or…her costume is made of some state of the art technologies, I’m talking million dollar space age spans that make her body look good enough to fuck…which is something I have a hard time believing cuz even in her prime she wasn’t hot…but here and now..in this outfit…post pregnancy…even knowing it is Beyonce..the devil woman…I’m into it…and that upsets me more than Mackelmore’s gay scam that people are buying into even though it’s clearly just a marketing hook, using a relevant storyline people can relate to in some Glee meets Sesame Street bullshit…

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT

That said..the Grammys are a fucking scam, stop making these idiots richer, support local musicians, and turn off your radios and read a fucking book, these puppets are self absorbed pieces of money grubbing shit that you continually feed the egos of, even though they do nothing good for society except peddle products we don’t fucking need…

Here’s Beyonce’s ass….

If you don’t like that…here’s PINK built like a gymnast tank…in a leotard hanging from the ceiling cuz that’s her act that she’s milked as hard as she can…but at least she can sing…which is more than most of these other idiots can say for themselves

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT

If you don’t like that, maybe you like pug faced, overrated, but not really since she’s never been paid to model, but does have half of John Legend’s money and is probably holding both of his non-existent eyes hostage….who managed to have a spot light shined on her while he sang a love song…like she fucking matters because she has the motherfucker by the balls…showing some of her tits like a hooker, because that is essentially what she is…when she’s not pretending to be a bikini model that Sports Illustrated constantly books…

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I wasn’t nominated for a Grammy this year, despite my words being so poetic and graceful and my voice so angelic…but I am sure the EVERYTHING GRAMMY AWARDS RELATED can be found here…while I drink my irrelevance…and not being invited to the fancy important people parties away…at least that’s the excuse I am running with tonight while I get drunk with the degenerates…low lives and whores always down to take a dick in their mouth as long as you show them money…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls in Bikinis
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LeANn Rimes – Chola
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Aubrey O’Day is Amazing
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Everything Maria Menounos…for the Maria Menounos Fetishists
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This Girl has a Ridiculous Ass
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Paris Hilton Lookin Hot in a Sheer Top
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The Best Creepy Old Men of the Day
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Slutty Sherri fromt he Spank Bank
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13 Popular Cars from TV Shows
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Mila Kunis Covers her Face
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Kourtney Kardashian Fat Mom in a Bikini Pics
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10 Girls You may Want to Fuck
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The Katy Perry Behind the Scenes for GQ Video
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Larry David’s Best Curb Insults
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Guess How Old This Babe Is
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Bike Jump Fail Compilation
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Why Hot Tubs are Gross
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Shannon Elizabeth is Fucking Russell Simmons
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Sarah Honeywell Has her Period On her Thigh…
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Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato BFFing
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9 Weird Pop Culture Maps
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Emmy Rossum Looking Better than Usual Even THough She’s More Clothed than Usual…Who’s Emmy Rossum again?
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Rihanna’s Bikini Pics!
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Booty Shaking Facts ABout Strippers
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Shocking Celebrity Cartoon Voices
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Sophie Turner’s Ass Lives and Is a Lot of Fun
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Exclusive Clip From Fetish Photography Movie 24 Exposures
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How to Tell People Off Around the World
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Paris and Nicole Aren’t Friends Anymore
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Backdoor Farrah is a Master of Deception
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Amanda Seyfried for ELLE Korea
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Alexandra Daddario’s Tit Scene Doesn’t Get Old…
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7 Common Myths About the Brain
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John Hamm’s Dick…
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Pete Wentz Got His Dick Pierced
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WTF Russia…
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Ask The Old Ho
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Kym Marsh – Panties Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Tits…Big Hips
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Some Greek Lingerie Video
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Match Burning in Slow Motion
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Olivia Munn Pokies
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Rita Ora Belly Button
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Mirror Selfies!
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The Best Tattoo for a Bald Dude
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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1000s of Girls Masturbating for You
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Interesting Fishnet Cameltoe
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Here’s the Hottest 1 minute and 18 Seconds You’ll See
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Her Asshole Eats Big Things
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Big Boobes Getting Massaged…
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Dude Sewing his Foreskin like an Asian Sweatshop Worker
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A Couple Girlfriend just Trying to Fuck Each Other’s Vaginas
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Nude Model Dare
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Blonde Girl with Big Tits
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Young Masturbation Video
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Get Out of Those Shitty Clothes
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Jan

Paris Hilton’s Pubic Hair for the Grammy Awards this Weekend of the Day

You can see Paris Hilton’s bush…or at least the top of it at some Grammy event..because it is the Grammys..

I have Two things to say about that…

First, I am a huge fan of pubic hair and I am very happy it is back in style. I will never understand dudes who have been brainwashed to think GROSS…and girls who cater to that…I just think they are robots who buy the bullshit society feeds them…and thanks to their mindless robot mentality…a billion dollar industry has been created around getting rid of bush…

That is not to say I won’t fuck a bald pussy, it is just to say the laser hair removal is attacking the bush…like it was Osama Bin Laden…and Bush wasn’t financing his army…that made no sense…but you get what I am saying and that is…that pussy needs to have the option to have a fashion accessory to give it personality….

Second, Paris Hilton didn’t grow out her bush to be like a fashion model…or awesome…she just did it to hide her herpes…

But whatever the reason…it’s still bush…and I am a fan…even when on Paris Hilton when Bush, like your ex-President is being used for evil…hidden agendas…

FOR EVERYTHING GRAMMY AWARDS RELATED – I’m Talking Red Carpet, Parties, Attention Whores and Famous WHores

Posted in:Grammy Awards

2014

24

Jan

Adriana Lima for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

I am going to assume that this is an old shoot of underwear model Adriana Lima…because she’s looking long, lean and toned…and her religious ass, has had a bunch of babies and usually looks more bloated than this…in a trying to maximize and live out her contract…but struggling to pull it off…all thanks to her love of God and Catholicism, that she believes god sent her those babies, even though the rest of us know it’s just natural science, and instead of aborting it thanks to modern science, she kept it, aging her and making her look more bloated than this 99 percent of the time….but today, for Harper’s Bazaar Spain…she looks good.

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2014

24

Jan

Do Not Sign This Petition to Deport Justin Bieber of the Day

CANADA DOESN’T WANT HIM BACK, WE GAVE HIM TO USHER FOR A REASON ….

Sure, I agree that the little twat deserves to be deported like other Visa holders and Greencard holders who committed lesser crimes. I agree he is a horrible influence on the youth…and when he is in the States he has a bigger reach and thus affects the kids in Canada too…it’s a trickle down effect…however..we still don’t want him back…dead maybe…but not back…so… DO NOT SIGN THIS PETITION

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2014

24

Jan

Irina Shayk Not As Good when Not Photoshopped but Still Good in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model circulating the bikini model I want to fuck industry lately…partially because she’s scammed her way to the top from the mean streets of her cold water flat in Russia…probably through any means possible..from hooking…to sucking dick…to pretending to suck dick for athletes who linked her up with SI…but even if she’s had work done she looks fucking good…and I guess she’s on her PR trip to help the people at SI choose her as the cover of next month’s issue over EMRATA…by showing her ass that despite not being photoshopped…still looks round enough for me to dig into…even if it’s not the roundest out there…when compared to everything else she offers..it’s pretty fucking perfect enough for you to masturbate to…

I remain…a fan of this babe…if only I coulda bought her off the internet before all this fame…another example of me failing at life…It happens daily…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

24

Jan

Danielle Knudson is Good for GUESS of the Day

I have no idea who Danielle Knudson but I do know who Guess is…they are the people who brought the world Anna Nicole Smith..amongst other busty models who don’t matter because they are just shadows of relevant when compared to Anna Nicole Smith…not because they are less famous than her…but because even when dead that bitch is so fat she blocks them all out…

That said, Danielle Knudson, not quite fat like Anna Nicole…but still showing off tits and looking’ good enough for me to google later on…if I remember…because it’s almost lunch time…on a friday and that means who gives a fuck about Danielle Knudson …I want to get free buffet at the strip club time…

Posted in:Danielle Knudson