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2014

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t think anyone should be working or on a computer, pretty much ever, especially not 2 days after New Years Eve…I mean where is the fucking justice in the world…with all this need to make money to survive bullshit…I can guarantee whoever came up with that idea was part of the 2%…a rich motherfucker just getting richer cuz he has a staff of monkeys doing all his bullshit work for him…

All this to say that new year, can be seen as new beginnings but I see it requires a lot of naps…

Here are some morning links…

Kaley Cuoco Got Married
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RIP Uncle Phil
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Eric Schmidt’s 2014 Predictions
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11 People Who Forgot How to Work Out at the Gym
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Jessica Simpson Mega Gallery….
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2014 Redheads…
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7 Loneliest Cats Ever
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Mayor Bloomberg Looks Sad
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Some Good Female Fails
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Good Morning Mr Breakfast Weirdness
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It May Be 2014 – The YEar of the Cam Girl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It may not be a good year, it never really is, but the older you get the less you care…but based on these snapchats I got..It might be better than the last…Happy New Year…now get ready for people to wish you a happy New Year the Next month..with some stepLINKS…

2 Amazing Drunk Girls on the News…to Ring in 2014 by Fucking Shit Up on Live TV!!
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Top 10 Most Overrated Models
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Dubai World Record New Years Fireworks
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2014 Car Selfies
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7 Types of Hangovers you Will Have
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4 Magicians Who Died Performing
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Street Performer Gets Upstaged By a Kid
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Miley Cyrus Topless Shoot 2013 Throwback
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Marg Helgenberger in a Bikini
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15 Lessons You Can Learn from Rif Raff to Improve your Vine Game
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Madison Murray Rings in the New Year
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Buggy Rollover!
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Britney Spears Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Rosie Jones and Other Bitches in Some UK Glamour Mag
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Justin Bieber’s Bodyguards Got Ribs Kicked In
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The Most Anticipated Movies of 2014
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Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie in a Magazine
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Price is right Contestant Who Went Crazy after Winning an Auid
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Jenna Dewan for Ocean Drive
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5 Ambitious New Years Resoultions
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More Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Ariana Grande Covers Cosmo
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The Science of Garbage
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Some Trashy WHore Posing Half Naked
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Jennifer Anniston and Friends in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift is Ruining the Beach
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Tongue Splitting of the Day
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Some random Model in a Bikini Campaign
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The Most Influential People of 2013
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Julianne Hough Hooker in Leggings
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Miranda Kerr Naked in Harper’s Bazaar
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True Facts About the Armadillo
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The Best VINES of 2013
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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CAM GIRLS FOREVER
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Creaming Girl Gives Herself a Facial
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Fisting Video of the Day
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Babes Celebrating New Years
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Mesh Top Masturbation
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The Worst Masturbation Video
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Lesbian Hippie Masturbation
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Weird Unattractive Twerk
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Some Typical Babe Posing
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Jan

Celebrity New Years Eve Round-Up of the Day

Apparently, celebrities are just like us and celebrate New Years Eve, or at least use it as a photo opportunity for people to talk about them…here are a few low levels and some celebrity royalty doing their boring New Years hustle because they’ve already won – taken from their instagram and twitter because they are so kind to share with us peasants…to give us a glimpse into the lives we have collectively given them…so fucking nice of them…

Taylor Swift and Sarah Hyland BFFs on New Years because they get each other…


Jaime King and Selma Blair New Years Eve Kiss – Racy Lesbians no one cares about….because it’s not the 90s…

Nina Agdal’s Pink New Years Hair…

Bar Refaeli does the Mickey Walrus

Christina Milian Cleavage

Jojo by the Fire

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini top and a Gun in New Mexico

Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Turks a Caicps

Kelly Brook Hid Her Tits Boring…

None of these people really matter, they are all pretty low level, but it’s good to know that their New Year’s Eve sucked as hard as your did, because ultimately, they are just people too, very horrible miserable vile people, but people nonetheless….

Posted in:stepLISTS

2014

01

Jan

Izabel Goulart’s Thai Vacation on Istagram of the Day

It looks like Izabel Goulart is in Thailand on vacation with someone I assume is a professional photographer, like she was Petra Nemcova, only without the Tsunami and dead photographer….but rather amazingly shot instagram pics that look like they are a bad scan from a magazine…to remind us all that our lives fucking suck…but not as hard as that Phuket lady boy, who is being put to work hard the past week thanks to all the fat American, German, Australian, Russian perverts in THailand to fuck Lady Boys…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

01

Jan

Bryana Holly Strategically Naked for Treats of the Day

Her name is Bryana Holly – she’s an instagram model who was dating Brody Jenner and I am sure other low level celebrities in attempts to get famous…she’s fucking THIRSTY for fame and I’ve been following her just to judge her…because I like thirsty girls…I mean that and stare at her hot pics because she’s pretty fucking amazing…

Well now she’s doing the Emily Ratajkowski, cuz with every successful hustle one person does that works, there will be a dozen people to follow their lead and try to make it happen for themselves in a “If she posted naked for TREATS and all this happened, I can too, I’m way hotter than her”….you know typical competitive girl shit…that I don’t mind sitting on the sidelines watching…because naked girls are amazing…

Even if she’s only getting naked to get closer to the Winklevoss Twins who used their 100 million Facebook dollars to start TREATS to get laid….

I mean any reason for a desperate fame whore girl to get naked in efforts to get famous…works for me..

It’s a nice level of trying too fucking hard…but it doesn’t matter cuz she’s naked….that could have got me hard if I had a sex drive…

But I do appreciate a good naked body, and this here, is a good naked body, even if it is tainted by Brody Jenner and countless other low levels on her quest to be famous…a strategy I like a lot less than her getting naked…

Posted in:Bryana Holly

2014

01

Jan

Miley Cyrus New Years of the Day

For the girl being packaged as the most edgy bitch to hit the music scene of the year, even if her edginess is a fucking scam, Miley Cyrus, totally fell out of her new character when she posted her Happy New Year pic on Instagram, there were no midgets, there were no pussy hugging leotards, there were no tongues being stuck out, or brainlessness…and I think it’s a friendly reminder to all of us, that the scam will continue in 2014, and I am fucking happy for that…because we all lead boring lives, let’s let some vapid LA rich kid with a record deal who already won the lottery to give us something to talk about because our lives are that fucking pathetic…but more importantly cuz I find everything she’s doing really entertaining…and even erotic.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

01

Jan

Sara Sampaio Naked for Fashion on the Beach of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market…

Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…

Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio

2014

01

Jan

Kat Graham for Terry Richardson of the Day

Kat Graham is on some hit show called Vampire Diaries…and now she’s on all fours for Terry Richardson…

I haven’t heard of her, because let’s face it, I haven’t been in the market to have riveting conversation with 15 year olds about shitty vampire shows they watch…because the whole vampire annoys me, and so do 15 year olds…

But I did wikipedia her to find out that her mother is Jewish, so she is Jewish. Her dad is godfather to two of Quincy Jones’ kids, which means she’s also connected, and thus why we are looking at pics of her, whether she’s hot or not, shit happened thanks to something called being an LA rich kid…but now she’s getting all edgy like she was Miley because Terry Richardson will take pics of anyone that is semi-famous, he’s addicted to that shit…and gets paid a fortune for it…

All this to say, these pics would be better if she was spread eagled.

Posted in:Kat Graham

2014

01

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Jeans to Inspire your Resolutions of the Day

J.Lo posted a pic of her fat ass for you to get inspired enough to hit the gym, not that I am ever against a fat ass, in fact I am a black man like that, shit taps into the core of my testosterone producing glands and makes me want to suffocate on the shit, literally…but I figure all you anorexic bitches find this disgusting…even though it made J.Lo a billion fucking dollars and is still making her ass money…or her ass is making her money…reminding you that I guess NEw Years Resolutions are shitty expectations you put on yourself, that you will disappoint yourself with, and that ultimately don’t make you a better, more interest person… Eat, drink, smoke…do whatever the fuck you want…no one cares…if you are healthy enough..in fact more people probably want you to fail than succeed in health, wealth, happiness, whatever.

Posted in:J.Lo

2014

01

Jan

Daisy Watts and Alice Goodwin in the Shittiest Calendar’s Ever of the Day

Here is the laziest fucking 2014 Calendars you will probably see today, because most people aren’t looking at or for 2014 Calendars today…because it is 2014 motherfuckers, the future, and we have these billion dollars of research devices that are used to track our every move in our pockets…..that have this wild and crazy Calendar app.

But low hanging fruit, like these two Glamour models are doing Calendars, but not even bothering doing a different shoot for month, it’s like take 12 pics randomly, photoshop a month on it, boom done in an hour…

Lazy as fuck, but I wouldn’t expect any better quality from low level UK titty models…

It’s still kind funny to look at.

Posted in:Alice Goodwin|Daisy Watts|NSFW