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2013

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stepLINKS of the Day

Happy New Year…

That’s all I have to say about that…cuz aspirational New Years messages annoy me as much as girls thanking god they didn’t miss their flight to St Barts on Facebook because it would mean New Years Eve would have ruined….poor girl….and as much as I hate you….even though somewhere inside my Aspergers body…lives love…love looking forward to another year with you scumbags….

Here are some links…

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics
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Top 10 Most Overrated Models
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6 Types of Kisses You Can Get on New Years
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Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Breasts
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Claudia Romani in her Bikini…and I Like It…
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Haylie Duff’s New Curves…
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Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction
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Reporter Passes Out
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Jill Martin Bikini Top
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Kat Graham Slutty for Terry Richardson
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15 Awkward Kisses,,,,
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How To: Drink Champagne with a Cigar Smoking Lingerie Wearing Babe
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Gwen Stefani and Seal – Finally Together
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Lizzy Cundy Scary in a Bathing Suit
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Russia Exploding Tire
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The Best of 2013 Pranks….
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Lauren V Strategic Nudes…
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Beyonce is Getting in Troubles!!
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Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer….
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Gemma Merna Rockin Hard Nipples
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Ariana Grande in Cosmo
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The BEST Tit And Pussy Wardrobe Malfunctions of 2013!
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Duck Dynasty Thinks Good Men Should Marry 15 Year Old girls Who Can Cook
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Jennifer Aniston in a Green Bikini
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Bathing Suit You Don’t Want to See Get Wet of the Day
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Hot Celebs
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Most Patient Robber Ever
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Liz Solari Naked in D-Mag
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Georgia Salpa’s Big Titty Calendar
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Celebrities That Still Live With Their Parents
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Best of 2013 Prank Montage
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Kayley Cuoco is the Least Attractive Girl at the Gym
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Throwback Lily Allen Topless
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Dwayne Wade is Love Child’s Baby Daddy
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Giovanna Rigato’s 2014 Nude Calendar
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Fans Celebrate Championship with Sex
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Rihanna Nipples….
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12 Popular Drink Orders and What They Say About You….
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Kyra Kole’s 2014 Nude Calendar
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Nina Agdal in the Ocean in a White Dress
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Anne Hathaway Hides her Face
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9 Cork Fails
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Public Bathroom Fails
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Lion King the Cute Kitten Version
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Abigail Clancy is Fit as Fuck in a Bikini
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Towel Masturbation….
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The Biggest Tits You Will See All Day
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Weird Lesbians
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Girl Fingers Herself
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Dani Daniels Wisges You a Happy Naked New Year
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Some Greek Babe on the Beach
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Today’s Masturbating Shoot…
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I LIKE TO SEE GIRLS SQUIRT….SQUIRT…SQUIRT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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2013

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Dec

Madison Murray Wishes You a Happy New Year of the Day

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR shot these pics of up and coming model and actress Madison Murray who I follow on Instagram because she looks pretty good in her bikinis…bringing the New Years Cheer…

Since it is New Years….a generally miserable time of broken dreams and high hopes and that’s just for tonight’s festivities….

Stresses of where you will be when the clock strikes midnight, knowing that wherever it is, it’ll be a disappointment….probably trying to hail a cab or rushing or something equally annoying…

A day where you you lose site of what is important, the simple things that matter, like a babe half naked in pictures…dressed up specifically for the last possible holiday of the year…so thanks Madison Murray for grounding us and giving us what we all need….

Happy fucking new year…

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Jennifer Irene Gonzalez Sings Auld Lyne Sing for New Years of the Day

Last week Jennifer Irene Gonzalez brought you a Christmas video….

Today, she and the good people at VIDHUNTR bring you a New Years video…with all her on beach, big breasted, singing along to a classic New Years Anthem video that may not be good enough to jerk off to, but that is definitely a great reminder that today is New Years eve, and that you should take a minute, and reflect on the year gone by, set goals for the year ahead, like having sex with girls who look like FHM model Jennifer Irene Gonzalez …because why the fuck not…

Happy fucking new year.

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2013

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Katie Holmes Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Either Katie Holmes has a not so yummy Mom Stomach that reminds all women to not get pregnant….or that is an alien stomach thanks to Tom Cruise killing off the original Katie Holmes only to replace her with Alien Technology…but their attention to detail on the stomach either was too accurate to what a mom stomach would look like…or they haven’t mastered human skin yet….or maybe, just maybe the alien creature they put inside Katie Holmes’ host body to control her…is trying to escape…

No matter what it is, it looks fun to cum on…like playing a good old fashioned pin ball or carnival game…watching as your seed goes through that freakish fucking maze…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

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Demi Moore is More Artificial than Human in a Bikini of the Day

Considering she’s 100 fucking years old…these pics are pretty ok…

I mean sure, she’s been rebuilt more than your old chevy you can’t afford to replace, and millions have been shoved into her, and I’m not just talking about Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher and the countless other men responsible for both her underserved career and her broken down looking’ daughter… WHO IS ALSO IN A BIKINI (but not worth a post)

It’s like she’s better now, at 100 fucking years old, than she ever was when she was getting acting jobs…

She was never hot, marketed as hot maybe, but now…now she’s ok especially when you factor in that she’s 100 fucking years old.

I am not a fan, but I’m also not hating this marvel of modern science…even with all her scars visible…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

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Dec

More Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics of the Day


If life wasn’t bad enough…knowing that we are heading into another miserable year…where we will be another year older…another year of more debt, failure and disappointment, where all our aspirations and hopes and positive expectations for ourselves will be fall and leave us exactly in the same place this time next year…Jennifer Aniston decided to get into a bikini and show everyone her body that if this was 1995…even 2005…it’d be hot and fun and exciting even…but bitch, we’re so bombarded with babes, even nobodies on our Facebook feed, that look better than this, it just pisses me off knowing these tits made her 100,000,000 dollars or more…what a fucking scam…

This would be much better if Jennifer Aniston chose a ski vacation instead of this.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

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Dec

Charlize Theron is Dumpy on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve heard some funny stories of Charlize Theron’s entry into Hollywood…not that any of them were really that interesting or shocking…she was 19 and moved to LA to get famous, became a little desperate to get a paying gig because she was broke, an immigrant and alone in the city…and thanks to LA being LA, a lot of creeper old dudes appreciated her tall, model body…and brought her into castings where no one really knows what happened, but where I’ve heard she was very willing and cooperative to do any kind of movie they want her to do…because lets face it that’s how you gotta be to break through…and it worked, she’s an Oscar winner now…Yay to being willing to suck dick on camera…

So here she is at 38, but I’m going to assume she’s in her 40s and led about her age, at least that’s what her body is telling me…in a bikini…in Hawaii

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

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Dec

Funny Way to Stabalize a Downed Fighter of the Day

I don’t know where this fight is, or who came up with this method to stabilize the downed fighter but I will assume it has something to do with it being illegal to be gay in certain African countries, and this was the fucking loop hole…to grab some cock…but whatever the reason it’s still totally ridiculous and thus…hilarious..

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2013

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Dec

Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model out there, at least the hottest model that Sports Illustrated created thanks to her athlete boyfriend who probably wasn’t really her boyfriend…but who did have the right power house agents to manipulate her into a magazine she totally deserves to be in because she’s really the only hot girl they feature…

Here she is for Beach Bunny a brand of bathing suits I assume is owned by Sports Illustrated, or advertises heavily with Sports Illustrated, because they only use Sports Illustrated models, and they probably aren’t paying for that…

In typical hotter bitch around fashion, she’s looking’ pretty fucking good.

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2013

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Bar Refaeli’s Instagram Bikini Top of the Day

Bar Refaeli may not really matter anymore at least not to anyone who isn’t a single Jewish dude looking online for girls who he can make into his wife…only to find that 80 percent of Jewish girls look like trolls, while the other 10 percent are top grade pussy that either have dudes, or careers in being top grade pussy, giving him hope that he won’t end up with a troll but rather with a Bar Refaeli…it’s really every Jewish guy’s dream…because it will make the whole family and Rabbi happy….not to mention..they are raised generation after generation to only take Jewish girls seriously because otherwise they won’t have Jewish kids…so Bar may not matter to the general public but is still a beacon of hope so for all the Jewish guys out there with ugly girls…here’s a bikini selfie of one of your own…reminding you that there are options….

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