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2014

14

Jan

Emmy Rossum for Complex of the Day


I don’t like Emmy Rossum….and I really don’t know why. She’s not horribly offensive, and more importantly, she was a low level actor who managed to realize that in order to really matter she had to do nudity on cable…it would solidify her place in the world and she probably would have done it for free…you know just to next level her low level shit…which in theory is amazing…but for some reason, a reason I call being overrated and having it go to her head because this is the life she always imagined for herself and now she has it…she thinks she deserves it, and is an entitled bitch about it…

Apparently, she did Complex and i like the shoot.

TO SEE MORE PICS AND THE ARTICLE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2014

14

Jan

Disappointed Fat Girl of the Day

Here is a disappointed fat girl, which is actually pornography to me, because seeing a fat girl disappointed is the only joy I get in my married life. It is my passive aggressive way to deal with the hell that i am living…without actually choking a bitch out…

So seeing a fat chick getting male attention only to find out he’s gay…which is the same reaction she had at the all you can eat buffet when they ran out of cheesecake…is pretty fucking amazing to me…

No idea where this is from, but it plays with my emotions in a good way…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Jan

Alexa Vega Bikini Pics of the Day

Alexa Vega recently got married and it wasn’t to Robert Rodriguez, the only person who has ever hired her as an actor, possibly because he Woody Allen-ed it and wants to sweep a little Spy Kids Roman Polanksi hustle under the rug and contractually to avoid prosecution by her and her family he needs to cast her for every movie…

Now she’s in a bikini, with big tits, making the whole Spy Kids franchise a little easier to jerk off to cuz you know how she turns out in the end, when she grows up…you pedo fuck

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2014

14

Jan

No Pants Subway Ride of the Day

Improv everywhere recruited a ton of people, because that’s what you do when you have a huge internet following for being one of the original internet video sensations, that I am going to assume got a lot of people rich in the process of making dumb flash mob videos the general public liked as much as they like Upworthy or Buzzfeed…to get in their underwear on the subway, an idea I assume they’ve done before and that I am only supporting because I like people, even weird hippie lesbians who are into this kind of thing, in their underwear, pants off is the only way to live, even if they are built to never be without pants, in underwear that shouldn’t ever be seen…it’s still entertaining.

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s still Morning in LA and I have pulled myself out of the gutter covered in homeless woman / cheap hooker that was once an aspiring actress but now she’s just a broken down shell of a woman…my favorite…

I think my motel bed gave me crabs but luckily it has wifi…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Ashlee Simpsons’ Engagement Pics
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Julia Pereira in her Bikini…
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No Pants Subway Ride 2014
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The Overpaid Celebs of Hollywood….
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Kanye West Punched 18 Year Old for Saying Racist Shit to Kim Kardashian
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Jen Selter’s Ugly Face – Hot Ass
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Jared Leto Nudes
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Emmy Rossum for Complex
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Workout Fail Compilation
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I fail at LA.

I don’t care about celebrity parties, award shows, and Tim Robbins was getting a coffee in front of me and I only knew because the coffee shop working freaked out…

I don’t care about celebrities, but rather am very into the failed celebrity chicks who are out here trying to get famous, but shit didn’t work out for them, leaving them desperate enough to believe I am a movie producer….that said, I am also into the little clueless rich girls in yoga pants…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Selfie
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Emma Thompson – Classy Drunk
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Today in Thigh Gaps…
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Pam Anderson is Back with Rick Solomon
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Victoria’s Sivlstedt’s Old Hooker Lips
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Pregnant Emily Blunt!
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Hip Hop Coloring Book
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Some Chick named Christy Rice in a Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale’s Not Hot
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White Bikini Jacked Up Ass
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Pixie Lott in a Hot Panty Upskirt!
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Rose McGowan Pokies!
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Kim Kardashian VS the N-Word
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Slutty Celebrity Candids
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Adriana Lima Sweaty as Fuck
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Paula Patton Giant Vagina
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Julia Pereira Amazing in a BIkini Top
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Pics of Celebs without Make-Up
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All The Ass The You Could Possibly Fuck
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The Worst Place to Put Yoru Hand
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Olga Kent Amazing in a Bikini
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Spread Jam Around Her Asshole And Toss Her Salad
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Weirdest Family Function Featuring a Stripper Ever
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Lindsay Lohan Amazing in a Mini Skirt
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Some Fat Greek Ass
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Woody Allen is a PEDO
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Daisy Lowe Amazing Cleavage
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Killer Karaoke
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Gisele in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart in Glasses
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Babes in Sports Bras
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Emma Stone Bikini Pics!
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Nina Agdal Promotes Beer
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Some Junior Kick Boxing
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Alanah Rae Big Wet Tits
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High Heel Dildos Make Lesbian Porn Worth it…!!
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Japanese Girls Trapped with Eels in Cellophane
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Top 10 Porn Fails
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Creepy Bed Orgasm!
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Ass Massage
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The Best Cable Nudity
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The Best Celebrity Nude Scenes
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Jan

Margot Robbie’s Wolf of Wall Street Nudes of the Day

I haven’t seen Wolf of Wallstreet but every motherfucker won’t shut up about it….and more importantly won’t shut up about Margot Robbie and her nude scene – so I figure, since celebrity nudity is what I built this empire on, I might as well post it…because lets face it, Leonardo DiCaprio’s life isn’t celebrated enough…might as well be reminded that he was paid millions to do this…because if you don’t wake up thinking you suck at life…you don’t matter….

I have never heard of Margot Robbie – But I have seen her naked and so have you.

Posted in:Margot Robbie|NSFW

2014

13

Jan

Alyssa Arce Awesome Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

This Alyssa Arce is an actual model with a modelling agency, who I guess understands that her asset is her huge tits on her small frame and not really anything else about her…and that’s why she went the Playboy route…which led to doing Terry Richardson shoots like this..and I am not complaining, I am actually happy to see Playboy booking girls who don’t look like fake lip plastic porn chicks, this is progressive fashion porn to them and that’s what I am into…so lets all stare at Alyssa Arce and her tits…and the new beginning they represent…or you can just google her and find pics of her pussy, I am in LA and would rather spend my time finding her…so that can be your assignment…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce|NSFW

2014

13

Jan

Shanina Shaik for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

Australian model from Litunania / India who the fuck cares where else named Shanina Shaik who won some Reality show on becoming a super model, which I guess led to becoming a super model…something I am going to assume was a scam and she was already a model to begin with and her agency just thought this would be good for business, which it was cuz she’s all famous and shit now…doing magazine spreads and Victoria’s Secret…I like it.

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2014

13

Jan

White Trash Swimming Pool of the Day

People don’t realize that Australia is filled with poor white trash, some would even say that Australian white trash is worse that American White Trash because they are legitimately in the middle of no where, they are their own breed of human, and this is how they keep cool in the summer, since it is summer there, when the trailer park home they live in doesn’t come equipped with a fucking pool…I think they are onto something more interesting than the black kids in the ghetto who use the fire hydrant…but I guess black kids in the ghetto can’t afford pick-up trucks…but white trash…live for that shit…

If you don’t like that – here’s a guy falling through the roof of a golf shop…

Posted in:Videos