2014
14
Jan
Rihanna is on the beach topless enough while doing a shoot in Brazil and I don’t really care, but I am just glad it happened…not because I love Rihanna but because I love me some topless behind the scenes pics whether it is of this bi sexual, attention seeking, ex-hooker or not, I am pretty easy going like that…
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Posted in:Rihanna
2014
14
Jan
Izabel Goulart posted these workout pics to her instagram, an instagram I think is the best instagram around, not because she’s got the best face, but because she’s got a banging body…proving that even if you’re not the prettiest, you can fool a whole lot of motherfuckers into thinking you are, just as long as you put in work…but then again, maybe girls who work out is a fetish to me…because my girl is a fucking cow.
Posted in:Izabel Goulart
2014
14
Jan
Madison Murray is a 23 year old Miami based model who is taking over the internet one picture at a time….
I don’t know where this shoot is from, but I found it on the internet….because I like models that are at this level in their career, accessible, sweet, eager and not tainted by Leonardo DiCaprio or Adam Levine’s dick…I’ve been following her instagram for a while and YOU SHOULD TOO …I mean if you like babes who take and post hot pics of themselves…which you should…
Posted in:Madison Murray
2014
14
Jan
Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal is modelling Sports Illustrated owned and affiliated Beach Bunny Wedding line….which is funny considering the real bride is going to be Behati Prinsloo over at Victoria’s Secret, because this Nina girl was dumped by Adam Levine to go off and marry the better one…but at least Nina can still wear bride themed bikinis…I hope she cried with every one she put on…
Here she is in her beer commercial…
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2014
14
Jan
Anais Pouliot is a homegrown hero. She’s from Montreal, I’ve never met her, which is one of life’s great tragedies, but I have been reaching out to her consistently since day one, because people I know know her…but she always ignores me…which is nice to know that even before becoming a Victoria’s Secret catalog girl this catalog, which is pretty fucking huge, she’s always been an asshole with an ego who is too hot or too cool for some English fucker from back home…
I like to think in a lot of ways, I helped her launch her titty model career, but I’ll never get credit for it, even though the only credit I want is unprotected sex with her…
I guess this is the peak, booking Victoria’s Secret is as major as it gets….but not as major as her name being “ANUS”…
Posted in:Anais Pouliot
2014
14
Jan
Scarlett Johannson is getting really Glamourous jobs doing ad campaigns for Soda Stream, the Soda Company that banks off their fake Super Bowl ads that never get approved by the Super Bowl, because they are not Coke or Pepsi…but they are probably more relevant than Coke or Pepis, if not owned by Coke or Pepsi, because giving fat Americans the ability to make their own soda pops soft drinks in the comfort of their own mould ridden trailer home..is like massive…at least massive enough to book Scarlett Johannson to be sucking straws for their campaign…and I’m not posting this because Soda Stream pays me, I just like seeing fat Scarlett sucking away like she really believes in the product, because she probably does…you know she may even be doing this for free…
Either way, straw sucking face is erotic to me.
Posted in:Scarlett Johannson
2014
14
Jan
Christina Ricci was an Original child star who old creepy men wanted to fuck because she was so hot…I remember she fell off around 18…rebelled, got tattoos, had huge tits, tits she ended up killing off in a breast reduction….which at the time was a tragedy, and now she’s pushing 40, and posting pics to the internet of her in a fridge, showing off her ripped fit as fuck legs….and I am kinda starting to remember her alien faced appeal like this was Addams Family Values or some shit…and I was masturbating in the back of the theatre or some shit…not that that ever happened…you can’t prove anything….there was no security cameras at the time.
Posted in:Christina Ricci
2014
14
Jan
This is a great news to me…people are finally using the internet to link up and do activities that are illegal…I mean…I guess that’s what the internet is based on and they have always been doing bad things on it…but this flash robbery is a sign of the future, the revolt against the system we are historically waiting for, because if 30 people raid a store and rob it, the chances of getting caught are less than one…there are strength in numbers and it’s just a matter of time before the criminal masterminds figure out that shit, 10,000 people against 100 cops…is pretty favourable numbers….
Posted in:Videos
2014
14
Jan
Glamour model Helen Flanagan who was once a super famous actress in the UK only to say “fuck acting, I wanna show off my tits, cuz tits are more fun to show off than acting, even though I can show off my tits while acting, but why would I do that, when I can just lay around and not get paid to be half naked in these mags that would probably still shoot me if I was still acting, but figure it’s better to commit to the whole Glamour Model bottom feeding full heartedly, instead of working on winning awards, cuz actors are shit”…at least that’s what I assume happened when trying to figure out the logic behind a girl who has a gig acting, but becomes a “glamour model”…instead…which I shouldn’t bother caring about, when I should just be staring at them tits.
Posted in:Helen Flanagan
2014
14
Jan
This Ireland Baldwin hustle is pretty entertaining when it involves her taking her 18 year old, 6 foot tall, big enough titty, 150 pound body out to the beach and into a bikini…only to post pics on instagram because that’s the shit that gets her noticed, and when you have two famous parents, getting noticed becomes a bit of a thing, since you don’t want to always live in their shadows…if only life was this easy for the rest of us, and I am not making reference to her being a rich kid with opportunities, but rather a girl with a vagina..it’s like all a bitch has to do is get in a bikini and all of a sudden – she matters.
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