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2014

06

Jan

Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting Clip of the Day

This is a g rated clip of the Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting movie that POSTED SCREENCAP OF YESTERDAY ….

I just posted theXXX CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION because I am trying to run a family friendly operation here…

Some of you may remember Tila Tequila from Myspace then MTV then countless scandals she tried to get herself involved in. Some of you may forget. Some of you may never heard of her. Some of you may be sad to see a girl fall off from some lottery win that made no sense…forced to do porn for attention…while others may find it awesome…because when a girl falls off and does porn we get to watch her do porn…while others may find it typical as it is the typical move for someone who has already done porn…while still others may just be happy that she’s doing what she’s rightfully been meant to do since she started and got those fake tits…

TO SEE THE NSFW CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION

My opinion is that I do remember Tila Tequila, I did think she was a pornstar who got pushed off track, I do find Hollywood rapes a person more than porn industry, and I do know this is a cry for attention to hold on, but at the same time what she was destined to do…so if anything it’s just the right move, and ultimately, I will watch anyone fuck, even if I don’t remember her, and even if I’ve seen her sex tapes in the past, and even if she hates me…at the end…I still see dick penetrating her and that brings me joy…I feel like we are all winners today…

TO SEE THE NSFW CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION

VIVID have revisited CLICK HERE TO SEE THE WHOLE MOVIE

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2014

06

Jan

Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip at some Photoshoot of the Day

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Today…an outtake of Miley Cyrus in a YOU Magazine photoshoot where she’s doing the typical Miley Cyrus hustle…in jacked up underwear posing like an edgy little hipster…featuring her nipple hit the internet…and no one cared…

Reminding us all that we are desensitized fucks, if this was 10 years ago, and this was Britney or Lohan or one of the other cunts who was famous back then, the world would fucking top in its tracks…but the only thing that would make us notice Miley is if she released an actual Masturbation video, not one of her simulating masturbation for a music video cuz it was high impact for the price…

Either way, I’m a fan of her, even if everything about her is a bullshit lie…even her nipple slips. Staged a few years too fucking late to be scandalous…but still her nipples…we’ve all seen before…and didn’t care about before…and won’t care about now, but at least we can look at them if we are bored. MORE HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

06

Jan

Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a Victoria’s Secret model who has been lent out to La Perla, a company I assume Victoria’s Secret has a share of, because they have a monopoly on the underwear market, and manufacturing plants overseas, where they basically exploit little kids for less than 4 dollars a week, leading them to prostitution where they can make 7 dollars a bang…destroying communities, all so that their 100 dollar bras can still cost 100 dollars to the end consumer, but more of that 100 dollars goes to them…

Now, I don’t really get why Cara Devevingne is an it girl, or why celebs love her and all the fashion industry eats her up…but I guess it is because she takes a good picture and photoshops well, because I’m liking these half naked pics of her, all while I’ve never liked any pics of her…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

06

Jan

Stephanie Seymour in a Red Bathing Suit of the Day

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There comes a point in every man’s life when he revisits vagina from the past…but not pictures from the High School Yearbook, but rather Facebook albums, current Facebook albums of the girl you used to jerk off to, who is now fatter, divorced, a mom of 3 and not nearly what she was back then, but desperate enough now to sleep with you…something you have no choice but to take her up on, because let’s face it, you wanted it so bad then, then even if it’s awful now, it’s closure..

I think that’s what is happening to me looking at these Stephanie Seymour bathing suit pics.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2014

06

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t care about Maria Menounos…and I don’t really think the general public does. She’s on TV nightly, but thanks to NETFLIX and Apple TV and Cable…the world isn’t forced to watch the celebrity news shows like we were in the 80s, when we had no option but to stare at Mary Hart’s legs and imagine her vaginal juice soaking her high heels…because that’s what perverts do…

But I guess she still has a fan base, for those of us into fat greek asses that we know are also used as the primary vagina in Greece, a cultural trait we hope she brought back with her, to justify a life with such a stupid sounding name….

On a side note, I’ve seen her secondary vagina, the one with a clit, flashed on the beach and it was better than this, but this is still good enough…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

06

Jan

Bull Throws a Chick Like He’s her Dad of the Day

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Here’s a silly video of a bull throwing a girl around like he owns her…you know like he’s her pimp and she hasn’t paid up…or like he saved her from a bus shelter and gave her a good life and she owes him for life…kinda thing…it made me laugh..cuz I like when Animals attack…

If you don’t like that, here’s a video of how I feel every time I turn on the radio…and I hear a Katy Perry Song.

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Jan

Kat Graham Discovers Instagram of the Day

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Kat Graham is some Vampire Diaries chick, who I assume has a huge fan base thanks to Vampires being a big deal, but more importantly, thanks to Vampires being a big deal to obsessive teen fans who have nothing better to do than watch her every move, while perverts like us only care about when she gets naked or half naked…because ultimately, it doesn’t matter how popular she is, as long as she’s naked or half naked…and I guess bikini pics she posted to her instagram is just her showing us she knows how popularity goes…only the half naked girls survive…and sometimes they start with artistic pics…but they always end naked…so for Kat Graham, it’s a waiting game.

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2014

06

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life is better when everyone is on vacation. So that I can look at their instagram pics and hate my life with each beautiful part of the world I’ve never been to and with each beautiful girl in a bikini I’ve never seen naked…but have masturbated to…thanks to those vacation pics…

Welcome back to life…here are some links…

Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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Jenny McCarthy’s Son Still Has Autism
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Wild Turkey VS UPS Driver
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Crazed Alabama Fans Wrecking Ball Remix
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Really Big Tits…
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Gwyneth Paltrow has a “C” Tatooed on her Vagina
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25 Pics of Celebrities Working Out
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Dude Got Busted Having Sex with his Roommates Dog….
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Boiling Water Gun VS Extreme Cold
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Madonna’s Son is 13 and Drinks
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Cat Eating Ice Cream of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Gets a Ticket – People Actually Care….
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Russian Construction Working Lights Cigarette Proper…
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Bareback Bitches
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9 Year Old Makes Insane Hockey Goal
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Kendall Jenner Ski Suit Eroitca…That Is Barely Erotic
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Naked Girl in Nature
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Watch Girls Suck / FUCK / Touch Themselves without Begging them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Jan

Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting Sex Tape Stills of the Day

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I am never quite sure if the Tila Tequila story is a happy one of a trashy girl with few options scamming the system using the internet before the internet understood the system, or if it is a sad story where some poor girl with fake tits who was probably a stripper who aspired to be in Playboy or porn, got sidetracked thanks to MYSPACE and ended up a celebrity with her own show, only to be chewed up and spat out when people realized she didn’t quite matter and was virtually a nobody….

I’ve met her at least once, and she was actually sober and very friendly…I have no hate for her, I just know that whenever she makes an appearance, it is entertaining, sometimes it’s for sex tape, other times it is for club appearances, other times it’s on stage where Insane Clown Posse fans destroy the fuck out of her…sometimes it’s her becoming a jew, other times it’s her being anti-Semitic…always a cry fro attention…

That said, the good people at VIVID have revisited SEX TAPE STAR TILA TEQUILA who they already released a sex tape I had the exclusive on years ago…it was lesbian in nature…

Her new movie is called: Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting and I’ll be watching every fucking second of it, because I think Tila Tequila is awesome.

Here are some of the stills.

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CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP

Posted in:NSFW|Tila Tequila

2014

05

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Her Ass Small of the Day

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Smoke and mirrors – Pornstar turned “Reality” Star “It” Girl – Kim Kardashian, the master of the lie…has decided to share her secret to New Years Resolution of fighting whatever baby weight her plastic surgeon left behind – by posing with a chick who has a fatter ass, probably Brazilian Butt Lifted (that’s where they inject you ass with fat from other parts of your body, a procedure, girls, including Kim Kardashian get to have a fat ass, because for some reason, thanks to hip hop, fat asses are all the fucking rage)…

It’s the good old proportionately, next to this fat ass, my ass looks tight, hustle so many girls do on the regular…and who really cares…this is Kim Kardashian we are talking about…the absolute epitome of evil the world has to offer…

I just hope she’ll disappear because let’s face it, it’s time…even if it’d be hard for her to disappear since she’s so fucking fat.

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