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2014

07

Jan

Nina Agdal’s Cristal Beer Commercial of the Day

Nina Agdal was photoshopped to shit in both the promo pics and actual pics of this Cristal beer commercial she was cast to be a part of…because Nina Agdal is reaching…doing all she can because this year is probably the last chance she has to have a cover in Sports Illustrated which is all that matter to her, since Sports Illustrated owns her…unfortunately, Emily Ratajkowski is probably going to be the cover girl, back burner-ing Nina…but at least she’ll always have Cristal beer….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

07

Jan

Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift brought out her legs while wearing a Victoria’s Secret shirt because I guess it is safe to say…she got paid for it…or maybe she’s sponsored from all the sex she has – she goes through all kinds of panties…

Now I don’t know why I feel compelled to post these pics of Taylor Swift, but I think it has something to do with how much sex she has had, with the number of people she’s had sex with, all while being able to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…like some kind of money making sex kitten genius…that I wouldn’t mind climbing up her thighs, and crawling into her big scary used up, even at 22, vagina…and dying inside her very rich womb….

That’s all I have to say about that, this has been a moment of weakness…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

07

Jan

Fanny Francois in the Worst Lingerie Catalog Ever of the Day

Fanny Francois is from Belgium, she is signed to an agency, which isn’t saying much, considering I know fat girls signed to agencies, because it doesn’t cost agencies money to sign a girl, but they can make money if the girl goes onto have sex with the right people….

She probably lives in New York with the other models, in some one room apartment, where they slam 12 young dumb babes into until they start making money for the company, but where they usually just develop insecurities, a coke addiction and a need to fuck rockstars to get out of the hell they are living….

But sometimes, they get jobs, that they get excited for, because finally they have 500 dollars to put on their credit card…and here’s Fanny Francois, a model who may not be all that low level, I am too lazy to look it up, looking like she was pulled out of the gutter, thrown into panties and photoshopped to shit.

I have an healthy obsession with hating catalog shoots, and this is the worst of seen, so bad it’s good.

Posted in:Fanny Francois

2014

07

Jan

Kristina Tsvetkova Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Russian IMG Model Kristina Tsvetkova did some nude shoot, all greased up and lovely….

I’ve never heard of her, but like most models I’ve never heard of, I have seen her nipples…and I guess that’s better than I know most girls in my everyday life, like the bitch who serves me coffee, or the bitch who serves me donuts, or the bitch at the welfare office who always rejects my request for food stamps….I mean I even know this babe better than I know my own family members, and my neighbors, and people I went to high school with, and 98 percent of my Facebook friends…because this model has the decency to know, show your titties for your career, it’s better like that.

Posted in:Kristina Tsvetkova|NSFW

2014

07

Jan

Gas Drinker of the Day

Gas huffing homeless natives is an ongoing stereotype that I guess stems from their inability to handle booze, resorting to gas to get fucked up or whatever, so seeing a dude drinking or huffing gas is really not all that shocking, the world is fucked up and people do fucked up things, but the way this motherfucker walks up to the gas pump like it’s a bar, pours his own drink, and chugs the shit like he’s Clint Eastwood in a cowboy movie, I’m talking full fucking swag on, shit makes me want to take up Gas drinking, it’s fucking funny.

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Jan

Michael Bay Teleprompter Fail of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother posting this because I really don’t care about Michael Bay or really any of the blockbuster billion dollar shitty movies and the con artists who make them, even when it’s noting them humiliating themselves in a presentation for some product they probably have invested in or are being paid to promote at CES…by fumbling when the teleprompter fails, like this was the Academy Awards and he is just as shocked as the rest of the world that he won…because he knows he is a scam…but the reality is, he’s probably too busy to bother putting thought into any of these things, has no charisma to get out of it, and is a diva bitch who walks off stage instead of just being a real fucking person….and ultimately, it doesn’t matter because he still fucks the hottest pussy around…and that’s what life is all about.

Posted in:Michael Bay

2014

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had this idea of doing good …it’s still a new year and I think one of the biggest flaw in my life has been not giving back. If I ran this site as a charity, people would think I was good not evil…

So I decided to be a gynecologist to homeless women who can’t afford a gynecologist, even thought healthcare is free in Canada…

So I went out in the cold to chip away the icicles in the panties of the people on the street, and it wasn’t long before realizing that homeless vagina, is a terrible fucking idea even if you’re a sick and twisted pervert trying to do good…the smells, the look, the crazy, the infections, the labia…the surprising ones that are shaved…

My good deed turned into a disaster. Literally. Here are some morning links…

Michael Bay Bombs in Vegas
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Fit as Fuck Girls
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Jessica Simpson Weight Loss…
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3 Years – Lip Sync Everyday – Insane Dedication
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Passed out at a Party Dude Becomes a Work of Art
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25 Actors You Wouldn’t Guess are Canadian
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Kimmy Kamish’s Calendar Preview
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Her ass Looks Like a Tooth
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Celebrity New Years Resolutions
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Emma Roberts is Engaged
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Packaging Fail!
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Watch Girls Suck / FUCK / Touch….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Jan

Miley Cyrus Subway Performance of the Day

I guess this is Miley’s answer to the Foo Fighters performing in a pizza restaurant. You know connect with her audience on a personal – normal – NYC Subway level…that or she’s making commentary on Jesus freaks that it’s ok to do things her way….either way…I love what she’s done with her hair…and it looks like her body is a bit more feminine….but that could just be the heels…or her choice in panties…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish my New Years resolution was to quit drinking, quit eating, and joining the gym so I could both die a faster, less drawn out death, but also to stare at all the fat bitches at the gym to tell myself that my wife’s not so bad…but I prefer drinking, eating and sitting.

Here are some links…

Evander Holyfield Says Being Gay is a CHoice…
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Jenna Jameson Flashing 4 Chan – I JUst Google Her and See Her Double Penetrated – Not Impressed
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Babes in Sports Bras
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Vanessa Minnillo in her Bathing Suit
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Emma Stone Goes Surfing
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JENNA Jameson Uses 4Chan to Promote her MFC pag
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TOP 10 Modeling Advice GIFS OF Tyra
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The Truth About Gingers
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Some Babe Posking
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Disney Princess Re-Imagined as College Students
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Some Of The Heaviest Tits You Will Ever See
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Eva Longoria Maxim
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15 Confusing Things
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Alyson Hannigan Bikes
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Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon Got Its First Preview…
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Kim Kardashian Big Braless Titties
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Star Trek Power Rangers Mash Up
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Audrina in Tight Jeans
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Christina Milian Slutting It Up With Some Impressive Cleavage
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Charlize and Sean Penn in Love
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15 Celebrity Side Bulge…
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Stretches
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Julia Roberts and Her Glasses
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Science Teacher VS McDonald’s
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Candice Swanepoel’s Vogue January
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Gwyneth Paltrow Starving Herself
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The Funniest Night Club Photos of All Time
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Sarah Hyland in a Magazine
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Kesha in a Bikini – Proving Eating Disorders are Necessary
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Some Awesome Kid Bassist
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Teri Hatcher Ass in Tights
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Russian Worker of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Ass in Whole Foods
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Bull Throws Women in the Crowd
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Irina Shayk Vogue Mexico
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Welder Destroys the Whole Bridge
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The Many Bikinis of Maria Menounos
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HAND BRA OF THE DAY
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Courtney Stodden Lingerie Shoot
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Subway Pisser
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Steven Segal is Running for Arizona Governor to Get Rid of the Mexicans
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Imogen Thomas – Lazy 2014 Calendar
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Katee Sackhoff Nude Scenes from Riddick
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Lizzy Cundy on the Beach
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Kaley Cuoco Pokies
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Some Babe With a Crazy Name Selfie
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Rita Ora Mini Dress
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Katy Perry Blurry Ass Flash
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The Sleaziest Filmmakers Ever
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Kesha and Her Eating Disorder
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The Selfie Olympics have Started
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Courtney Stodden’s Porno TIts
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All Girls Like Cumming….This Helps Them…
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Watch Girls Suck / FUCK / Touch….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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How Many Fingers Can She Fit in her Asshole
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Girl Pisses On the X-Mas Tree – AMAZING
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Hannah Sharp is Wet
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Hot Flash Cam Dance
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Busty Chick Licks Her Own Nips
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Girls in their Underwear do the Grand Theft Auto
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski GQ Outtakes By Terry Richardson of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski did GQ November – shot by Terry Richardson, which dropped in October and were probably shot in September….only for Terry Richardson to post the outtakes today, that despite both their past, were totally uneventful…I mean I’ve seen her vagina, I’ve seen his penis in Juliette Lewis’ vagina…I’ve seen her nipples, I’ve seen his penis in Juliette Lewis’ vagina…his book that is sold in stores everywhere is porno…while Emily Ratajkowski’s career, albeit new found, has been being a modern day playboy chick, without playboy cuz playboy sucks…when bring the two together..and this is what they give us…

I think they are mocking us….but then again…aren’t they all…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski