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2013

11

Dec

Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

Cara Delevingne is the biggest model right now. The “It” girl that is overly hyped and for the average person not that great…maybe even average…all the companies are taking her on and booking her to be their star…because that’s what being an “It” girl is all about…even if you’re not impressed by her, no one cares what your white trash ass thinks, go back to staring at pics and digging for porn on your phone while your wife is out at walmart buying pork rinds with your ugly half retarded kids…

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2013

11

Dec

Lady Gaga Naked Performance Art of the Day

Lady Gaga is out of control…or at least wants you to think she’s out of control, while she’s on some quest to go as high impact as possible so people notice her, even though she’s got herself some level of talent that got her to this level of fame in the first place, she figures she might as well just throw all that out the fucking window and do stupidities to turn herself into a fucking clown…which works for me when her clown performance involves her being tied up and hung from the ceiling naked…because any naked performance art that involves any girl tied the fuck up like a roast while naked…even when it involves garbage like Gaga…is worth looking at…even if her hanging from the rafters from a noose is probably better for society..

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2013

11

Dec

Nerea Arce in Some Bikini Pics for Paolita Swimwear of the Day

Nerea Arce is some amazing model who is posing in bikinis for Paolita and you’ll be surprised to know that it is the exact same format as every other bikini photoshoot that has happened ever…there’s only so much you can do with a bitch in a bikini…but there is comfort in familiarity, and what we already know…as there is comfort in getting new bitches half naked in photoshoots

I don’t know shit about her, but I will say she’s going places…while you are coming places, you probably shouldn’t cum, but that’s the only way you can get off…putting you in a weird situation…

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2013

11

Dec

Fake Signer at the Mandela Memorial of the Day

This is going Viral today, and I guess I understand why, some dude trolled the Nelson Mandela memorial, not to be confused with the Howie Mandel memorial, even if Howie Mandel and his work is better off dead, while good comedy comes in the form of fake sign language at some international event…

This dude owned not being qualified for the job, tricked people to get on TV, and delivered the whole time, not cracking and no one cross referenced his shit…

This is up on some Jackass shit done, but so much better. I mean I know it’s South Africa, but it could happened..

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Dec

Marloes Horst Bikinis for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

A bikini / lingerie model in a bathing suit a magazine…how obscure….

MARLOES HORST is a babe who has been around for a while…from topless in Pirelli to Victoria’s Secret to who the fuck cares her last name is WHOREs…the T is silent and I like that.

I think these pictures are OLD … but I can’t be too sure – they all look the fucking same across the board in all fashion shoots…

I just like looking at them half naked even if the bathing suit is not quite a bikini or made out of her skin.

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2013

11

Dec

Doutzen Kroes in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Doutzen Kroes in a shoot by Michael Beauplet…it’s up on some hipster in her apartment high concept shit that isn’t really high concept at all but bitch is in panthose, gym socks and a fucking leotard spread eagled on the floor making it good enough for me…

I mean if you look at anything, from Hollywood to fucking porn, photography to fashion…everyone has run out of ideas and it’s just one big perpetual idea wheel slowly turning so the repeat is spread out enough that people who notice don’t bother caring anymore cuz they’ve grown up and started families…you know have thrown away their lives and interests in exchange for a life of suburban lawn mowing out of touch hell…

But I still like looking at babes posing…cuz I got nothing else going on.

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2013

11

Dec

Tiger Attacks Trainer of the Day

Sometimes I wonder whether there is something wrong with me…because I generally think humans are assholes who deserve to be taken out back and shot based on their stupidity alone…and I always side with the animals who fuck up the idiots who fuck with them…

It’s a fucking win when some Tiger trainer gets fucked up by the tiger who has been abused by him for years and years when being trained to be his “dancing” monkey.

This is a liberating feeling…like seeing a abused wife shoot her abusive husband in the face.

It’s just too bad that the tiger will probably be the one shot, but at least he fought the good fight to bring down circus trainers and their stupid cruel business….

Here’s a dude trying to slaughter a pig, the kind of video that will make you want to go vegan, getting owned…even though you know that piggy didn’t last too long after.

Go Animals.

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

THe best thing about fat white girls eating at the fried chicken restaurant talking about Victoria’s Secret panties…while sucking their greasy chubby fingers is pretty much everything….there is a level of failed at life that makes me feel like I am staring at perfection….

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Girls on Cam Doing Girl Things Like Getting Naked…
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Godzilla Trailer
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A Girl VS her Clit Ring
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Maria Menounos the Mega Gallery
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2013

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

In Florida, and I thought that the Walmart was the most horrible place you could be in terms of quality bitches…but it turns out the real gold is found at the Dunkin Donuts next to the Walmart…where the crackhead Walmart shoppers go to fuel up…can’t wait for the hookers we find tonight…I am going to assume…they will be fucking bad…yet affordable…cuz remember if they aint got herpes they don’t matter.

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Candice Swanepoel in a Red Dress
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BikinI Pics to Celebrate Emanuelle Chriqui’s 36th Birthday
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Lohan’s Cocaine Party…Obviously….Who Cares…
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Tulisa Cunt With a Shitty Fake Tan
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Kali Thorne Hot and Naked
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Couch Surfing Travel Site is Being Used for Casual Sex
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Relive 1994 in 13 Minutes
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Magician Turns Coffee into Coins
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Mila Kunis – Bridesmaid
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Jennifer Aniston Says She Had an Awkward Phase in her 30s
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Avril Lavigne CLeavage
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Angela Simmons in a Bikini
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15 Things You Don’t Know or Care to Know About Kim Kardashian
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Kimberly Kisselovich in her Lingerie…
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The 27 Hottest Blake Lively Pics Ever…
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Taylor Swift Showing Off Leg
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Florida Makes Weird People
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Obama Sings Jingle Bells
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12 Facts About Amazon
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Lives
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Johnny Depp Pantsless
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant in Workout Gear
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Britney Wants a Daughter
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Mid-Air Collision
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96 Rounds of a Mini Gun
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Trampoline Fail of the Day
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Nina Agdal Bebe
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Towel Head
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Breaking Bad Choose Your Own ADventure
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Lorde’s BF Causes Racist Meltdown with her Teen Fans
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Brandi Glanville in a Bathing Suit Says Racist Shit…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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ADULT DVDs – VOD – GOOD TIMES –
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Lingerie Striptease
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Girl Garden Hoses Up Her Ass
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Hot Babes Naked Together…
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Girl Fucks Banana
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Deep Throating Shit is a Horrible Fetish…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Backstage Twerking of the Day

Cara Delevingne posted this behind the scenes video from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that happened a month ago…and it’s of the models, all tall and lanky, trying to shake their asses in TWERK…despite not really having much ass…or real ability to twerk…like most white girls…and I find the whole thing amazing on mute -because they are a group of girls and you know how a group of girls get when in a room together…

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