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Lily Allen’s New Video of the DAy

Mom Lily Allen who hated me enough to block me on Twitter years ago for mocking her miscarriage because I was pretty sure it was an abortion…but after years of reflection…I guess I could have been wrong, since she’s had a bunch of kids since, and I’m not just saying that cuz her body looks like she did…I am saying it cuz she referenced it in her song…a song about how she hates the media’s expectations of her…that co-stars some awesome models and twerking ….even if the twerking involves Lily Allen learning how to twerk…the champagne spanking is hotness…but then again, like the rest of the world…I love fat ass…these girls are hot…I mean except for Lily Allen, but she did cast them,…so I guess I have to like her, even if I hate her….and everything she represents….

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2013

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Creepin’ Ashley Sky’s Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Sky is a big deal on the instagram…everyone loves her on instagram…at least and since instagram is the best model agency ever…her old looking’ face and amazing looking ass has finally made it…because I noticed the people or person who chooses the girls for SI Swimsuit follow her…coupled with a post she made about her dreams coming true..means she’ll likely be in it this year…along with Emily Ratajkowski…unless Kate Upton eats them like they were her feelings…which will happen…w

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2013

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Loulou Robert is Good for Stylist France of the Day

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Loulou Robert is a model…and being a model…she shows her tits…not for the first time in her career…. SHE’S BEEN TOPLESS IN TREATS

I mean to think that would be crazy…being a model and toplessness is like being a pornstar and anal. What you used to hold out on for your entire career to have the most impact…is now what you need to do on your first shoot to just get the job…both fantastic advances in popular culture that I can get behind..and inside…

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2013

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Jennifer Lawrence is the Next Princess Diana of the Day

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I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.

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2013

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A Girl And Her Freak Tongue Doing Tricks of the Day

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I guess this is up there with one of the weirder things I have masturbated to, thanks to the guy filming’s heavy breathing, I mean shit why put a camera on a tripod and step out of the room when you can pant like a fat pervert sweating as he tries to support his weight and hold the camera still while strokin’….

I am not into body mods, and this is just fucking weird to look at, but I bet it would feel good giving me a rim job…

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2013

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Russia Tries to Kill the Fat of the Day

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This is what the States needs to put in place in front of every single vending machine, drive thru window, and WalMart check out line…

The Russian did subsidized tickets for people who do 30 squats…meaning do the squats, save the money, get more fit, do it 3 times a day, and motherfucker, you got yourself a hot booty…

I know what you’re thinking, of course the Russians did this, they are far better than the Americans, just look at every Olympics….or if you’re like me…you’re thinking the US Government would rather spend money on bullshit…corruption while keeping the public fat as fuck…because fat people are lazy, sick, make money for the pharma companies…make less headaches by protesting…

I guess this is to promote the Olympics…and it is genius.

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2013

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Pantsless Sobriety Test of the Day

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Here’s a fun video of a possibly drunk girl getting hassled by some pervert cop who is trying to back her into a DUI because he’s got nothing better to do than harass young drunk girls with a disability….because he already hit the donut shop a few times that day and he figured it was a good time to do some “work” because this babe had no pants on…and a pants off party you can assert your authority over…makes your miserable life with a shitty wife…easier to tolerate…I mean that or maybe he’s actually just doin his job and this disabled girl is actually drunk…but seems like a waste of time for me…he should just traded off her freedom for a handy…I know I would have…

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2013

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Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is doing some photoshoot for self magazine, where she’s showing off how she stays in good enough shape to cheat on her homosexual husband with barely legal popstars who will always been annoying youtube brats to me…no matter how many 100s of millions they make…or how big his penis is rumored to be…or how goood in bed he is…like some kind of Brazilian hooker….

Any girl banging his hairless…child body…who isn’t his age or younger or a Brazilian hooker…especially when that girl is pushing 30…and a mom…is fucked up….

You see I don’t think Bieber shouldn’t be banging models, girls are drawn to celebrity and even the guy who stars in the local furniture clearance commercial gets laid…Bieber should be in every pussy…but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge the girls who could fuck anyone they want when cheating on their Boyfriends, because they have just as much access as Bieber to man pussy….and the fact this went down is just fucking weird sexual dysfunction…like when you find out your lawyer bangs trannies…pre-implants..it’s like there are so many options you chose this one cuz you’re a fucking weirdo…

All this to say…at least she’s a weirdo who looks good…half naked….I just can’t help but wonder if Bieber stuck it in in this pose…

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2013

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Sofia Vergara’s Booty Pic of the Day

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One of the co-stars of Modern Family posted this picture of Sofia Vergara hiding her old face because she is 100 years old…while photobombing the picture with what made her matter in the world of entertainment…her ass…an ass that doesn’t necessarily look good in these leggings…but when you factor in that it’s 100 years old…whether in SPANX or not…it’s still an ass mooning a camera…and that’s gotta count for something…

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2013

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Alana Blanchard on Set at Women’s Health of the DAy

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Alana Blanchard is a pro surfer…ranked in the top 17 girl surfer’s in the world and her ass…like most surfers…is a pretty next level fit ass…which would explain why she’s doing a shoot for women’s health….

Her ass is all round and lovely like it was a black woman…without being a black woman…on a little blonde white girl who is probably annoying and into going to the mall and signing along to Miley songs and shit…

Because surf girls are athletes all fit all balancing on a wave in a half squat for 5 hours a day…shit does magic…

Not to mention, their sport involves them in a bikini all day…all while fighting off sharks…making us look like pussies…while trying to look at their pussies….

Living that beauty and the beach lifestyle …now if only surfer life made their faces better…but I guess there’s no bad face when it’s being shoved into a pillow…on all fours…the way this ass wants you to treat it…

Follow her on Instagram …it’s worth it…

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