Bitches love cake…Cake cake cake….even old white trash girls…who still call dick’s peckers….
I like how this shit ends…
If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a girl in Malaysia shutting down a guy trying to rob her…
2013
13
Nov
I know I am a hater…but yesterday I watched one of her videos the other day and for a minute I forgot that she was just another hot body, bad face, on some Brooklyn Decker “we met at the retard institution our parents dropped us off at as kids”…with rocking the “will work for free, or tax credits”…only for SI to Scoop them up….I forgot that Adam Maroon 5 tainted her as the pussy he hit before getting engaged to his ex VS gf…Then today…I woke up to her nipples…nipples I’ve probably seen but forgot because all models show their tits…and I am not some weird fan boy who remembers things after I post them…but this shit, right now, retard or not…SI Covergirl failure or not…because last year was her year, but Kate Upton ate her way back onto it, and this year is going to be Emily Ratajkowski, pushing Nina Agdal to the side, a place where broken dreams leads to broken hearts and most importantly…bad decisions I am very into watching go down…
All I know is this is very very well timed staged bikini photoshoot behind the scene paparazzi pics…the team is planning the cover right now…most of the shoots are being wrapped up for the Swimsuit issue…and now press, press, press and titties are her only hope to beat out EmRata…someone she probably hates for stepping on her toes and rattling up what was meant to be hers…
Model wars…like the real side of it…the jealousy…the hate…would make for a good porno…if it was less about whiney bitches whining and more about them eating each other out…
Posted in:Nina Agdal|NSFW
2013
13
Nov
2013
13
Nov
Miranda Kerr had sex with Justin Bieber because her husband is gay.
It got her fired from Victoria’s Secret, because it happened on their time…and they can’t have the wholesome mom with an A-List Disney husband pulling shit like that…it reflects badly on the brand especially to the Christians…
That’s why she had a one-year deal to stay with Bloom…and not announce their split..it was in the payout package of her employment contract…guaranteed…because their shit was announced pretty much 1 year to the date the show was shot last year…
It doesn’t really matter, the cat is out of the bag, but now while the VS models prepare their big show….Miranda Kerr is wearing sex shop dresses like a hooker, I guess that’s Bieber’s fetish…and showing the world where Bieber stuck it in…
She started as a VS model..now she’s here…hitting rock bottom slowly…because all good things come to an end…and your soul dies…the second you bang a Bieber…
I like failures…I’m into where this is going….
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW
2013
13
Nov
We are not all created equally…some of us are idiots with idiot ideas who do idiotic things…like try to hit 50 MPH on a BMX…only to get the wobbles…that happen to me every time I am drunk…and happen to girls right before I ask them out to come home with me at the end of a hard drinking night where someone…may or may have not slipped something into their drink….
This guy’s a fucking clown..I’m just sad this didn’t end with him being run over by his friend…you know to escalate the level of moron…
Posted in:Videos
2013
13
Nov
Here is Marloes Horst reminding us the lie of the advertising industry that I deal with daily…by grabbing her tits on the cover of some magazine for fashion that you know big brands spend money on…that’s more hardcore than this site because these perverts conceptualized it while I’m just doing commentary on it – yet they won’t advertise with me…fucking hypocrites…but at least in both cases, the winner and the loser end of the spectrum there’s still a hot topless model on the cover of a magazine grabbing tits.
Posted in:Marloes Horst
2013
13
Nov
America is so blinded by fat, because all their women are obese, one comes a long pushing 160, and they get all excited because there’s a little hip to waist ratio, something they aren’t used to as the girls they fuck normally have bellies hanging over their elastic waist plus sized pants…
While South Africa likes their white bitches thick, because they are black…but more importantly, it’s still a sign of money and not dying of AIDS…
So I get why Genevieve Morton is a model at home…but I don’t really get why she’s all up in SI, I mean other than keeping the critics of the girls they shoot at bay, saying “what do you mean we only do anorexic girls with fit bodies and fat tits, look at Upton and Morton…or as we like to call them in the office the TONS because that’s how much their combined weight is in both food they consume and standing on a scale holding hands like a bunch of fat fucking lesbians.”….
Here she is posing in bathing suits made for fat chicks, called Miracle probably by a division at SI, called the Miracle Suit…all full of SPANX and she looks more fit than usual..but she’s still plus sized modelling which is only hot at 3 am while too drunk to have standards…
Posted in:Genevieve Morton
2013
13
Nov
No one ever celebrates addicts who die of overdoses for being so driven and committed – that they would die for their one passion….#followyourdreams…like I did when I started…The Church of Saggy Day Taints….
Here are some morning links…
8 Bit Hip Hop Medley…To Start the Day
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Girls With Eyes – Something I’m Not Used to – Blind Bitches are More My Type..
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Kelly Brook and Jeremy Piven Fuck…Cuz He Fucks Everything and She Fucks Anything that May Get Her Cast as a Third Tier Role in Entourage.
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Angelina Jolie in her Disney Trailer for Maleficent
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Canadians are Too Honest
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Mariah Carey’s Big Bra-Less Boobs
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Cameron Diaz Looks Haggard on the Set of Annie
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Funniest Celebrity Make-Unders
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17 Weird Taco Tueday Gifs
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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Worst Fight Scene Ever
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Marine Sergeant Does a Dance
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Some Girl Pulling her Panties Down…Yes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
13
Nov
Her name is CHELSEA and she’s lovely…magical…and naked…with a good set of American tits…that may or may be after-market…but that I am OK with because her lovely birdlike features…make me want her chew up her food to feed me…and by food I mean…I want her to sit on my face…yes…right on my face…until I can’t breathe and have to tap out…cuz this bad bitch..gets naked…has given me a taste and now I want to taste….
TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Via X-Art
2013
12
Nov
I am learning to be more positive. I figure life is short, let’s see flowers in everything , not death and destruction….so today when I took my monthly shower, I looked at my barely there penis and said “This penis would be pretty substantial, if it was a vagina”….#progress.
HEre are some stepLINKS….
Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail is DOPE
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Best GF Ever…
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Shanghai’s Thor Poster is Amazing
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Courtney Stodden’s Single BOOBS
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Girls in Bed
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Arianny Celeste and Her Friend In VIdeo
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Maria Menounos Booty with Donnie Wahlberg…Remembering Their Youth
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Ariana Grande Covers Complex
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Kids Say the Darndest Things…
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Aneta in a Tight Red Dress!
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Propane Truck Accident
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Iggy Checking Out Her Cunt
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Kate Upton in the New Entourage Movie…
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I’d Fuck Jennifer Lawrence. Here’s Why…
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Girls with ABS
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This Guy – Who Nailed His Balls to Red Square Cobblestone is Amazing
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Kanye Watching the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape GIF
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Helen Flanagan in Scurbs….
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Ski Jump Fail
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LeAnn Rimes Jumped Out of a Plane for the Troops – Weird Publicity Stunt that Woulda Been Better if the Shoots Didn’t Open
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Today in Liz Hurley
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Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Awesome Mom Boobs
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Some Asian Pussy
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Sexiest Girls in Comedies
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Lady Gaga and Perez are Pulling Some Weird Publicity Stunt Together
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Rules for Pooping in your Work Bathroom
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Kristen Bell Attacked Paparazzo
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Reggie Miller and his Gold Digger..
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Jaclyn Swedgerg Bikini
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Even Lava Eats Ravioli!
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Kim Garner’s Ass Flash in the Wind….
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Bieber is Good in Bed…Says his Hooker…
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People Riding the Invisible Bicycle
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Jenna Jameson’s Old POrn Stuff For Sale
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Jennifer Lopez Barbie – Perfect for Anal
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I LIKE GIRLS WHO LET ME WATCH THEM PARTY…NAKED….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Squirting Ass Fisting….
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Vintage Blowjob and Rimjob
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Girl Showering….
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Girl Bangs Piggy Bank
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Big Amateur Tits
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Weird Performance Art…
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Young Girl with Big Pregnant Tits
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Hot Amateur – Masturbating
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Sexy Baking with Some Naked Girl
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THE BEST SEX TOYS YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON TO INSERT IN PUSSY….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Sex On the Beach
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Asian Girl VS DILDO
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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TOP CELEBRITY SEX TAPES EVER- THE MEGA POST
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
12
Nov
Kendall Jenner is a rich kid….she’s got an instagram…so it’s only natural she’d post her ass in a rich kid of instagram style picture I mean she may or may not be the one producing the Rich Kids of Instagram reality show in the works..because she is the queen rich kid of Instagram…not the richest…but up there with the loudest and most obnoxious…it’s not her fault…it’s a family thing…and I’d totally K-Fed her if they were looking to throw a wrench in the storyline of their shit show…
Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW