2013
22
Nov
This song makes motherfuckers go nuts…and not just Koreans in dance…
Apparently, I am not the only person it makes me wanna kill a motherfucker….///
Here’s some horrible footage doing the rounds from some Yemeni wedding in 2011 where an AK47 close range hit some of the party goers in the head!!
If you don’t like that – here’s a 25 year old blackhead getting removed….
Posted in:Videos
2013
22
Nov
This is hands down the best shoot I’ve seen of Candice Swanepoel in a long time…she looks like a typical instagram whore and not like her top model self…and she’s doing it fucking naked…with skateboards and chucks…and Mickey Mouse props on some hipster kick…
I mean…is there more to this model than being a Victoria’s Secret robot in shitty, cheap, over-priced, heavily marketed, evil empire lingerie…that is hardly lingerie…could there be a down ass bitch behind all the million dollar contracts…I mean could Candice Swanepoel be as dope as her ass…or is this just representative that nothing is underground, everything is mainstream…
You know, there was a time, when annoying hipster club kids would go to parties high on MDMA when it was called E and not Molly….wearing mouse ears and Mickey gloves…and it was annoying then…when getting drunk and angry next to them….but when top models with hot bodies do it…it’s magical…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2013
22
Nov
This just in…Emily Blunt is pregnant…I break all the news stories…and all it took was a couple bikini pics of her from a few days ago…to figure this one out…partially because I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…partially because I am a horrible private investigator especially when it comes to girls I don’t know…I’m only good and being a peeping tom…but mainly because when a girl gets pregnant, especially one I am dated…they are dead to me…no one wants that alien shit of something growing in their vaginas..that in 9 months will crawl out of their vaginas..its to unnatural to me…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Emily Blunt
2013
22
Nov
In the event you don’t give a fuck about Jenna Jameson, or her Anna Nicole Smith overly medicated porn slut fall from the top of some bullshit, broken, daddy issue empire she created and went mainstream with…the bitch is crazy…
I’ve talked to her ex boyfriends…and even in the 90s she was a fucking headache, that’s why she is a porn slut..
Now Tito, MMA Fighter, married her, had kids with her, and I guess got caught up in her porn slut behavior, maybe even was happy about it, thinking like a typical dude, “Omg, i fuck Jenna Jameson, everyone wants this”…without realizing so many less damaged, less broken, even normal girls would have got with him for his money alone…
So now they are in custody battles, where he’s’ a good dad to them, and she’s a medicated, drunken, porn slut….and in efforts of proving that…he’s released this spy cam footage that shows other porn sluts in the house, and her constantly drinking, because that’s what broken bitches do…
I find it hilarious on so many levels…from getting this involved with such a broken liability…to the faxt that he’s releasing spy footage…the whole thing is fucking genius…way more fun than a sex tape…
Posted in:Jenna Jameson
2013
22
Nov
Today’s philosophical question is…if a girl Diddy fucked from a TV show no one cared about..posts a strategic nude pic…a decade and 40 pounds later…does it make a sound…
I guess enough of one for me to post, but that’s just because I watched her season of Celebrity Apprentice, and hated her fat face every time it opened her mouth, and can really only jerk off to girls I fucking hate…or girls who fucking hate me…I’m weird like that…but only now that she’s not pushing 250 pounds…because even I have standards…sometimes…very rarely…but sometimes…
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2013
22
Nov
If Adam Levine’s publicists and the people at The Voice, who probably always own People Magazine, in what is the biggest lie of a publication since Million Little Pieces, because everything they write about is fed to them by Publicists…have made him the “Sexiest Man Alive”…something most Jewish midgets don’t get awarded…
Does that make his Fiance, imported model Behati, the sexiest women alive?…I’m gonna go with no, but she still is good enough for Victoria’s Secret and I guess with that stamp of approval, she’s good enough for me…you see they’ve marketed her so hard I have her in my head…and think that just because they say she’s a “bad bitch”…she actually is one…and in her defence, she’s half naked…making huge money which is two criteria I look for in girls…making her pretty alright to me…
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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|SFW
2013
22
Nov
Irina Shayk is an great success story…from the horrible depths of ghetto broken down communism she rose like a mail order bride out of the ashes of the cold war…being sold to a modelling agency because she’s pretty much the hottest fucking thing around…and in being sold to a modelling agency…who then sold her to a pro athlete…who then sold her to SI Swimsuit…which has opened up tons of other campaigns…involving her hot ad fuck body and amazing face…despite knowing that like all Russians….she has no soul…
This is the Human Trafficking success story of the day, the kind of story they always focus on the negative about…and now she’s in some Hollywood magazine…as good as always…I’m a fun..
Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW
2013
22
Nov
There’s a few things going on in this picture…the first is that the girl taking the selfie is the 2 Drunk 2 Care DUI driving/murdering girl in Florida…which is a great story about some dumb bitch tweeting she was too drunk to care, only to have a head on collision that killed two girls, only for the police to hit her twitter and see that she was 2 Drunk 2 Care two hours before the accident, which is better than 2 hours the accident, because that would mean she has no soul, when you know she’s going to have a life of sadness and self destruction instead…FUN!! Look how FUN being an idiot can be…
The other thing is that that’s going on is that she’s taking a selfie, the one I call a “2 Drunk 2 Care Selfie”…which only happens when you are “2 Drunk 2 Care”…its part of the whole Selfie being the most popular word and activity of people everywhere thanks to being self involved cunts…
Either way, it’s Kaila MEndaoza and she is the SELFIE OF THE DAY….
Posted in:Selfie
2013
22
Nov
I hate talking about the Kardashians…the horrible fame whore family from hell that needs to blow the fuck up…and self destruct…
But this video of Lamar Odom on crack rapping about Khloe Kardashian is funny…even if I think it’s a staged video…
Because it’s not just safe to say that the Kardashians are ramping up for their Holiday Special…from releasing the Kanye Video, to Kim always being in see through shirts, to Kendall dropping nipples, to Bruce Jenner getting a sex change…it’s pretty much fact…
Either way, it’s a good time…
Posted in:Lamar Odom
2013
22
Nov
So it turns out the site has at least one fan…who also has a vagina…and I totally made her send me the dirtiest pictures imaginable last night…which unfortunately didn’t excite me because she’s what you’d expect my one fan to look like…but more importantly because the internet, pornography, doing this site has desensitized me to bottom of the barrel looking girls…even hot girls are flawed to me…it’s this shit made me asexual…fuck you internet for ruining all the inadequate sex for me…with your porn.
Here are the morning links…
Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits With a New Daddy or Granddaddy
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Melissa Joan Hart Forehead of the Day
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Karlie Kloss VS Lily Aldridge
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Photographer VS Charging Bull
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Lamar Odom got High on Crack and Rapped….
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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I want to Fuck This Tyra Banks Pic
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The Public Transportation Dating Game….
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I like to watch girls do naughty things…..all day long….
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Snake VS Windshield
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Bill Murray Performing Tongue Twisters
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Courtney Stodden Has the Best Tits in the Game
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Kittens Fighting the Air
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These Girls are Slippery When Wet
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Paying for People’s Groceries Prank
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Posted in:stepLINKS
