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2013

22

Nov

Tito Ortiz Releases Jenna Jameson Spy Cam Footage of the Day

In the event you don’t give a fuck about Jenna Jameson, or her Anna Nicole Smith overly medicated porn slut fall from the top of some bullshit, broken, daddy issue empire she created and went mainstream with…the bitch is crazy…

I’ve talked to her ex boyfriends…and even in the 90s she was a fucking headache, that’s why she is a porn slut..

Now Tito, MMA Fighter, married her, had kids with her, and I guess got caught up in her porn slut behavior, maybe even was happy about it, thinking like a typical dude, “Omg, i fuck Jenna Jameson, everyone wants this”…without realizing so many less damaged, less broken, even normal girls would have got with him for his money alone…

So now they are in custody battles, where he’s’ a good dad to them, and she’s a medicated, drunken, porn slut….and in efforts of proving that…he’s released this spy cam footage that shows other porn sluts in the house, and her constantly drinking, because that’s what broken bitches do…

I find it hilarious on so many levels…from getting this involved with such a broken liability…to the faxt that he’s releasing spy footage…the whole thing is fucking genius…way more fun than a sex tape…

Posted in:Jenna Jameson

2013

22

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Naked for Twitter of the Day

Today’s philosophical question is…if a girl Diddy fucked from a TV show no one cared about..posts a strategic nude pic…a decade and 40 pounds later…does it make a sound…

I guess enough of one for me to post, but that’s just because I watched her season of Celebrity Apprentice, and hated her fat face every time it opened her mouth, and can really only jerk off to girls I fucking hate…or girls who fucking hate me…I’m weird like that…but only now that she’s not pushing 250 pounds…because even I have standards…sometimes…very rarely…but sometimes…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2013

22

Nov

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

If Adam Levine’s publicists and the people at The Voice, who probably always own People Magazine, in what is the biggest lie of a publication since Million Little Pieces, because everything they write about is fed to them by Publicists…have made him the “Sexiest Man Alive”…something most Jewish midgets don’t get awarded…

Does that make his Fiance, imported model Behati, the sexiest women alive?…I’m gonna go with no, but she still is good enough for Victoria’s Secret and I guess with that stamp of approval, she’s good enough for me…you see they’ve marketed her so hard I have her in my head…and think that just because they say she’s a “bad bitch”…she actually is one…and in her defence, she’s half naked…making huge money which is two criteria I look for in girls…making her pretty alright to me…

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|SFW

2013

22

Nov

Irina Shayk Hot for 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is an great success story…from the horrible depths of ghetto broken down communism she rose like a mail order bride out of the ashes of the cold war…being sold to a modelling agency because she’s pretty much the hottest fucking thing around…and in being sold to a modelling agency…who then sold her to a pro athlete…who then sold her to SI Swimsuit…which has opened up tons of other campaigns…involving her hot ad fuck body and amazing face…despite knowing that like all Russians….she has no soul…

This is the Human Trafficking success story of the day, the kind of story they always focus on the negative about…and now she’s in some Hollywood magazine…as good as always…I’m a fun..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2013

22

Nov

2 Drunk 2 Care Selfie of the Day

There’s a few things going on in this picture…the first is that the girl taking the selfie is the 2 Drunk 2 Care DUI driving/murdering girl in Florida…which is a great story about some dumb bitch tweeting she was too drunk to care, only to have a head on collision that killed two girls, only for the police to hit her twitter and see that she was 2 Drunk 2 Care two hours before the accident, which is better than 2 hours the accident, because that would mean she has no soul, when you know she’s going to have a life of sadness and self destruction instead…FUN!! Look how FUN being an idiot can be…

The other thing is that that’s going on is that she’s taking a selfie, the one I call a “2 Drunk 2 Care Selfie”…which only happens when you are “2 Drunk 2 Care”…its part of the whole Selfie being the most popular word and activity of people everywhere thanks to being self involved cunts…

Either way, it’s Kaila MEndaoza and she is the SELFIE OF THE DAY….

Posted in:Selfie

2013

22

Nov

Lamar Odom Rapping on Crack About Cheating on His Dude Wife of the Day

I hate talking about the Kardashians…the horrible fame whore family from hell that needs to blow the fuck up…and self destruct…

But this video of Lamar Odom on crack rapping about Khloe Kardashian is funny…even if I think it’s a staged video…

Because it’s not just safe to say that the Kardashians are ramping up for their Holiday Special…from releasing the Kanye Video, to Kim always being in see through shirts, to Kendall dropping nipples, to Bruce Jenner getting a sex change…it’s pretty much fact…

Either way, it’s a good time…

Posted in:Lamar Odom

2013

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So it turns out the site has at least one fan…who also has a vagina…and I totally made her send me the dirtiest pictures imaginable last night…which unfortunately didn’t excite me because she’s what you’d expect my one fan to look like…but more importantly because the internet, pornography, doing this site has desensitized me to bottom of the barrel looking girls…even hot girls are flawed to me…it’s this shit made me asexual…fuck you internet for ruining all the inadequate sex for me…with your porn.

Here are the morning links…

Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits With a New Daddy or Granddaddy
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Melissa Joan Hart Forehead of the Day
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Karlie Kloss VS Lily Aldridge
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Photographer VS Charging Bull
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Lamar Odom got High on Crack and Rapped….
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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I want to Fuck This Tyra Banks Pic
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The Public Transportation Dating Game….
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I like to watch girls do naughty things…..all day long….
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Snake VS Windshield
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Bill Murray Performing Tongue Twisters
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Courtney Stodden Has the Best Tits in the Game
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Kittens Fighting the Air
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These Girls are Slippery When Wet
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Paying for People’s Groceries Prank
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Nov

Artistic Dance of the Day

You know what I like…self proclaimed artists who are really just local crazy bitches trying to figure out some high concept to validate their shitty job and life…but only when their art is in the form of interpretive dance…because interpretive dance is the single weirdest art form, that I only fuck with at the strip club, when you see a professionally trained dancer, with a college degree in dance…doing some next level high concept shit, for 10 dollars a song…

I think the most over-used excuse in life besides “i was drunk”…or “2 drunk to care”…is I’m an artist? Fuck you…who decides that? Just cuz you have your tit out with rubber gloves on pretending to be a chicken on stage bitch…I saw a homeless dude doin’ the same thing while high on meth…is he an artist too?

Next level.

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

22

Nov

Caprice is the Amazing Babe of the Night

Caprice is the kind of girl I would definitely write very intense erotic texts that talk her a wild and amazing journey in her panties…like I do with all the girls I like…but she’s Czech and I don’t think she would understand what “slip your panties to the side”….not hat she’s even wearing panties…because like all good Soviets…she’s taken her winning, pragmatic communist work camp ethics and brought her genetically engineered perfect body…to the masses…and I’m fucking glad for it…because it’s 3 am…and all I want to do is sniff pussy and eat asshole…showered or unshowered…homeless or not…because the power of Caprice allows me to distract myself from the garbage girls I pull, while I’m pulling them, since these images will forever be imprinted on my mind…because they are that good, classy and NAKED…artistic porno is the key to my life right now..it’s the future and it stars with Caprice

To see Caprice More Hardcore – CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

For some reason I always hate every person who has ever been in front of me in line at Starbucks…they are equally the fucking worst..even when they are hot mom’s and daughters in Yoga pants…but in their defines…I generally hate everyone…and everything…and the bigger issue is why the fuck was I at Starbucks…let’s just say I had a gift card…

I need to drink, follow the hot girls home, and convince them to let me watch them get ready for bed…from the comfort of their fire escape…or something equally romantic that involves naked girls…and while I work on that… FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK ….

Here are some stepLINKS

Jose Canseco and His Goats
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Mila Kunis Butt Shots
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…
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The Jenner Sisters Can’t Dance….
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Nicole Andrews in a Hot Dress
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Karate Kick Fail
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Natalie Portman’s Weird Hard Nipple
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Pick-Up Lines of Historical Figures
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits to Jerk Off To
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VIDEO – Mother Throws Baby In Bus Fight.
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Horrifying Hygiene Facts…
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Winona Lives…
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Pixie Geldoff Panties
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Jennifer Lawrence Talking About Shitting Herself
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JoJo in a Tight Dress….
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Alana Blanchard Surfer Butt Shot
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Sad Etsy Boyfriends Makes me Laugh…These Bitches
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LeAnn Rimes is scary…
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Maria Menounos Lookin Hot in a Red Dress
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Paris Hilton 20 Years From Now…
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Winter Ave Zoli Nude for Playboy
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Snake on a Wind Shield.
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Kate Middleton Legs of the Day
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Histagrams makes me Laugh
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Evan Rachel Wood Sex Scene
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Lohan is the Best…Hot Tits
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Sofia Vergara Must Love Anal Sex
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There is an Erotic Batman Hotel Out THere
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Scarlett Johansson Elle Spain…
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Caroline Flack’s See Through Panties
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Wayne Gretzky trick Shots
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Britney Spears Whoring Out on Set of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Goat Eats a Classy Meal
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Some Kardashians Making it Rain
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Looks Beat the Fuck Up
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS…SO MANY GIRLS…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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Bee Dick
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Romantic Webcam Masturbation…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Pussy Blows Like a Firehose
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Brandy Talore Big Fucking Tits…
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Weird as Fuck Porn….
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Become a Squirt Master!
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS