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2013

18

Nov

Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jessica Lowndes and she’s from Canada…a place where girls don’t wear bikinis…but more importantly a place she escaped before we had our yearly party where everyone in Canada gets together to eat bacon and maple syrup in our igloos…because if she did go to that…I would have totally tried to do very erotic things to her…I mean provided her bulky snow suit wasn’t hiding this hot little body that she’s broadcasting to the internet in a “look at me” kind of way I really like…you see tits get hits and when you’re a low level Canadian actor in America trying to make it…hits get jobs and jobs feed egos…almost as well as the famous dudes, rich dudes and producers do on all the dinner dates you know she’s going on cuz she’s thirsty and reaching for success…proven in these pics I want to lick…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|SFW

2013

18

Nov

Racist Cops of the Day

It’s always the black families who get pulled over, end up scuffling with the police…only to get shot at…and I blame racist cops…I mean if these people were white folk, they would have probably never been pulled over…preventing running out of the car and physically assaulting the cop cuz you don’t like how he’s talkin’ to yo’ momma…

This may not be a funny or hot video to you, but I think it’s awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Nov

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day

I think it’s a good thing that Joanna Krupa, fame whore from the 90s…turned reality star thanks to Dancing with the Stars…who is and never was a star…but who managed to leverage her looks into a couple of magazines early on when magazines mattered…but more her best move was getting on Primetime, becoming household, so that the production company could cast her to be a housewife…and it’s a good thing that happened for her, because otherwise she’d probably be stripping, but an even betting thing that she got cast in Miami…because she can squeeze her old, hot, exhibitionist body into a bikini all the time and have a valid excuse for it, something a fame whore always struggles with, because they don’t want to put out too much bikini, otherwise it looks desperate, even if they are desperate…but when there’s a reason for it…it all makes sense….and I guess to Krupa…who life finally makes sense…it took a while to get here…a lot rich dudes fucked…but look at her now…in staged paparazzi bikini pics…she’s made it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2013

18

Nov

Stage Dive of the Day

I am a horrible man, because this is hilarious to me…motherfucker got what he deserved…climbing to ridiculous heights to jump onto people…in what he probably thought would end in an epic stage dive…but that ended in people moving the fuck away and dude hitting the ground hard…because when a grown man jumps at you…you’d have to be an asshole to try to catch him…and asshole that apparently none of these people were…as dude slams into the ground full force…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

18

Nov

Josephine Skriver in LUI Magazine of the DAy

I don’t know much about Josephine Skriver but apparently she’s from Denmark and her mother is a lesbian and her dad is a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…and the good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents get freaky in the unconventional kinda fuck…making me thing…she strives harder to live a conventional hetero life…because no one wants to be like their parents…and in doing that…she fucks proper…but I’m just making assumptions…seeing as I’ve never heard of her before her toplessness for a fashion magazine that I think I want to write love songs about…love songs to sing on fire escapes of ex girlfriends….in hopes that as I get arrested they know I miss them….it’s a better strategy than kidnapping.

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|NSFW

2013

18

Nov

This is the Most Disgusting Video of the Day

I met a girl who was burning and spitting at a Chinese restaurant at 4 in the morning and it was disgusting…and I hated it…and I told her that she was a ball of class…to which she said she reeked of class…to which her boyfriend of the night…made me sniff his fingers…which I assumed were just up in her on the dance floor where they met….and apparently…class smells like a yeast infection..

I didn’t watch this bitch burp…but I had to post it to encourage all girls everywhere to never do this..

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Nov

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in LUI Magazine of the Day

Here’s a 24 year old model from Lithuania who was tall enough to escape the community regime and live a life in a basement prison working on webcam for Americans…before being sold off to one…by way of being sold to fashion…because these Eastern European girls are all tall, built like trucks, and willing to show their tits for a camera, usually eagerly, especially in Fashion, because it is not being forced on them like the other girls back home…with a gun to their mouths…

I can’t tell you why Eastern European chicks look like this, I can only assume it is ethnic cleansing, where the weak “died” off when trying to prove communism works as a model to run your country……

But I can tell you that Edita…like her crazy last name…is crazy good to look at in pics…I’m into it…even if I would prefer if this was more of a webcam site…and I was paying her to pee on things.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW

2013

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is a certain kind of girl in the world who lets guys give them champagne facials in the club…and those are the same girls who probably won’t let you give them facials in the bedroom…despite the false marketing…because they have self respect and are just trying to have a good time getting the Champagne facial…while having a respectable old man drop load in their face is just plain gross….ewww.

Here are some mouthing fucking links….

Miley Cyrus Fail…on X-Facto
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Holy Fuck…What The Hell Is This…Critter….
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Dogs Acting like Humans
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Girl Draws Self Portraits Before and During LSD High…
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10 Famous People Who Have Seen Ghosts…
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Hot Ass in Yoga Pants…
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Things Kids Do That Are Creepy for Adults
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Leonardo DiCaprio pretending to be a bikini model
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Miley Ruins a B-Ball Foul Shot
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MileY Getting Sexy with Ice Cream
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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Pussy VS Beads
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Breakdance to Start the Morning…
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On Screen Couples Who Suck
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Nov

Kenzie is the Babe of the Night

Let’s start the week with a 3 am American babe…with her America hair…and her American tits…posing in America nude pics and looking amazing doing it…at 18…this is the American dream…let’s make her famous…and give her what she deserves…a lasting career..because the foundation has been laid…and she’s naked…so it’ll happen again and again…until she’s too old…to be naked and I love everything about that…

TO SEE HER MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


GET THIS SHIRT BECAUSE I LOVE THE GIRL WEARING IT….

The asian cashier at the grocery store is defying all stereotypes by having the hardest time counting change…she was like the one asian who wasn’t a fucking small genital robot when I was in a rush to get the fuck out of the grocery store…because grocery stores are for women…and I am for bars. Getting drunk…s

There was a bitch face timing her friend in line at the grocery store…and I hated it… cuz I know it wasn’t gonna end in squirting…and I only like when FaceTime ends in squirt…don’t believe me? Just try me….

Then I decided to complete the “I’m an unemployed housewife tour” at Starbucks..where I decided to be like every other cunt in the spot and meal the staff give me her recommendations…only to stare at the menu for a good 4 minutes while people in line got angry…only to ask about how many grams of sugar are in each drink…and gasp “I just don’t know what I want – so many choices” before ordering my regular black coffee because I’m not a gay.

Such a busy day…Here are some stepLINKS…

Ireland Baldwin Ass in Shorts….
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Miranda Kerr – Like Every Girl – Photoshops Herself Before Instagramming herself
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Flowers in the Attic Trailer for the Incest Fans…
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I love this Make-A-Wish Batkid Campaign…Pretty…Well Executed…
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Courtney Stodden is Taking Over the World…and I LIke It
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Lots of Yoga Pants Ass
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Xenia Deli…Bathing Suits..
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Some Half Naked Twat
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Logan Paul’s Vine Compilation
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Hilary Duff – Hot Mom? Tight Pants! Big Thighs….
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There are Traces of Herpes on Library Copies of 50 Shades of Grey…
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Jennifer Lawrence Blowing up a Microwave
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Endagered Foods??
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Cats Acting Like Humans
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Is Smoking Cialis in a Crack Pipe Wrong or Innovative
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How Your Favorite Characters Got Their Names
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Lithuanian Cheerleaders
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Snapchat Turned Down Facebook’s 3 Billion Dollar Offer
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Instant Karma Fail Compliation
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Matt Damon – Nose Picker
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4 Pranks To Play on Yourself
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10 Dogs in Swings
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5 Cases of Accidental Incest in Hollywood
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Katie Holmes Words of Wisdom…
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Jingle Hoops
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Rosie Huntington Pokies
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Ciara Upskirt
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More Miss Bum Brazil
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Best Fails of the Week
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Girl Flips on Guys Balls
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Nasa Pumpkin Carving Contest
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Ironic License Plates
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Wing Suit Close Call
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Vicoria Justice on Set!!
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Dani Mathers Hot Round Ass…
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Gwyneth Paltrow on a Vespa
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Noah the Official Trailer
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Party at this African School
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8 Things You Do that are Banned in Other Countries
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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Kylie Jenner Posing…underage posing…
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Dude Nailing Balls in Russia
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Burn Your Bra
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Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Why Every Guy Should Marry a Gymnast
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I LIKE Strippers…Even On My Computer….
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Naked Playmated Diving in Fiji
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Cam Girl Accounting
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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I don’t know who this is…but I know what her asshole looks like
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Hot Naked Beach Ass
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS