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2013

15

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Big Girl in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big girl, and not just because she turned 18, but because she’s 8 feet tall and 240 lbs…but you can’t tell because she’s in a picture…and in that picture she’s in a bikini…

Ireland Baldwin used to follow me on twitter, back when she was 17, it was a glorious few hours before she blocked me…then one day she unblocked me and followed me again and I knew magic was going to happen when she turned 18…only to be blocked again…

So I wrote her what I write every girl who stops following me if I notice..cuz I general don’t care about these things..unless it opens up the door to troll…like this:

I am ok with you ignoring me because our love being unrequited…it is more romantic…they make movies about these things…movies we won’t see together…but I know are about us….I dream about you everynight…I can’t wait to go to sleep – so that we can be together…and more importantly that I can wake up tomorrow and have another day loving you…

Here are her bikini pics…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

15

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Topless Instagram of the Day

I am all about Lindsay Lohan…sure she doesn’t talk to me anymore…but for 6 months of my life she did…and those 6 months…I am making into a movie…called “My 6 Months Texting Lindsay Lohan Before Meeting in her Hotel and Never Talking Again”…6 months that made no sense because some of the most depraved shit I wrote on the site was about her…my angle was get a restraining order…I need the press…which never happened…

She’s just a fucking talent, even if she hasn’t had her academy award winning role yet, and even if she was just thrown into the business by a horrible stage mom who stole her childhood, I mean, she’s still Lindsay Fucking Lohan….and she’s hitting social media up again..like this was a few years ago…and she’s doing it in ways that remind me that she knows how to show the low level fame whores in their bikini pics…why she’s the fucking famous one and they are just instagram famous…I am all about this shit yo…toplessness all strategic…cuz unlike the rest of the world…I don’t forget the things I once loved….or at least pretended to love on the internet..

I am a fan…keep up the good work….she’s a babe.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2013

15

Nov

I Like Mika Lovely of the Day

This Mika Lovely chick is some low level model out of Florida who I haven’t really bothered researching but who I assume will end up famous on instagram…if she isn’t already…and will end up working with top photographers looking for subjects who are intereting if she hasn’t already…and she will get naked in the process because she started at the bottom…with no agency…but the internet saved her…it changed her life like a lonely fat man who found a lonely fat women on a fat person dating site…only far hotter, sexier and more naked…

This Mika Lovely chick is going to be a new it girl…and before that happens..stare at her fashion vagina.

Posted in:Mika Lovely|NSFW

2013

15

Nov

Barbara Fialho Topless of for Some Shoot of the Day

Ewww Gross…Look at her hairy arms…I am so disgusted…to think she calls herself a Victoria’s Secret model…because she is a Victoria’s Secret model…when clearly she’s totally flawed…and if you’re into her…or her topless modelling…you are flawed too…or gay..you’re probably gay…

Posted in:Barbara Fialho

2013

15

Nov

Inspiring Videos To of the Day

Every now at then you just have to sing to start your day and forget how shitty it is…

Here’s his back-up Dance he should hire and go on tour with…because if there’s one thing we can learn from Corky, Life Goes On, Glee…people like laughing at retards…and fat people and really the lower levels of society…even if they pretend they aren’t #cyberbullies.

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

Nov

Lady Gaga Walking the Streets in Lingerie of the Day

We get it Lady Gaga…your money and your music aren’t enough for you…producing quality product that people just respond to in a positive way because it is good doesn’t make sense to your bottom feeding…grew up ugly as fuck and no one cared about you so you worked so hard to “show them”…still a broken girl…sad on the inside when you realized after you made it and “showed them”…you still were an ugly hack….

So walk around in your underwear…people will notice…people will talk…or maybe they won’t fucking care…because it gets boring…so when you drop something of value…like a great song or video…no one will bother with it…and when you do a high concept Cirque Du Soliel Tour…no one will go…because you’re annoying…

But I’m into any girl, especially one with success and no soul, even when ugly, walking around in lingerie for attention…it is the kind of broken…I like…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2013

15

Nov

Jean Claude Van Damme Epic Splits for Volvo of the Day

Here’s a little Jean Claude Van Damme Showing off why he’s so popular in the gay scene…in a Volvo truck viral video campaign that went fucking viral…because it’s pretty fucking insane…Volvo’s not paying me for this shit, but some of you queers who read the site should, cuz I just brought you something to masturbate to..

Posted in:Jean Claude Van Damme|SFW

2013

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

According to Anonymous…. THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN LOS ANGELES …like the “inside job” that happened in NYC>…and although some of the worst people in the world live in LA, and it is the one city closest to hell in terms of evil…that kinda makes me like it more…not to mention at least 10 girls I am in love with live there…so I figure it’s Friday morning, I could write about sexting, failed sex, depression and alcoholism, or maybe just maybe I can do good and warn you of danger, in the slight chance this shit actually happens..and if it does happen…remember I saved your life and you owe me dirty sex with the vagina closest to you, which could be your own, your greek vagina…or your sisters…or your moms…wife…friend…I don’t care…as long as it is a vagina…and not a man vagina…

Here are some morning links….to get this party started…

Miss Bum Brazil Probably Has a Dick
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Rumor is Adam Levine is the Sexiest Man Alive…
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Get Lucky Cover – the Military Edition
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Miley Wore Clothes Today
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What is Going On With This Chick’s Body…
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Girls and their Squishy Tits
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12 Animals with Trust Issues
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Salma Hayek VS Eva Longroia in the Mexico Wars
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Life Lessons We Can Learn from Calvin and Hobbes
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Instant Karma Fail Compliation
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People Who Let You Watch Them….Are People I Like To Watch..
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Reporter Ruins World Record
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Nov

Girls in Bed Being Romantic are the Babes of the Night

Here are Scarlet and Jayden remember all of us lonely perverts…drunk and hating the pussy we have available to us that life is better out there for some people..like the guys who get to bang Scarlet and Jayden …and Scarlet and Jayden get to bang each other…

Unlike my wife, and your wife…and even your masturbation had…they aren’t fat, miserable, old or nagging…you don’t hate everything about them…but rather they are lovely and playful and the idea of them comparing their vaginas…brings hope…that maybe this isn’t it…maybe there is more…maybe just maybe girls doing this…is to help us live another day…because more girls like Scarlet and Jayden will surface…and that’s better than suicide!

CLICK THE LINKS TO SEE Jayden and Scarlet MORE HARDCORE G…

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

This just in…

When you are mid jerk off and the girl you’ve been writing dirty messages to finally decides to sent you a pussy video…only her pussy videos actually stars her cats – you’ve probably been friendzoned

Here are some stepLINKS…for those of us who don’t have friends….

I like Joaguin Phonix’s 19 Year Old Gf
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Rob Ford is AMazing
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Short Hair Pam Anderson with Boyfriend and Sex Ta
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely-Hard Nipples
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Jaimie Alexander hot for GQ
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Miley Covers Summertime Sadness
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Miley Cyrus – Fashion Statements
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4 Bored as Fuck Guys at Work
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More Cameron Diaz on Set in Shorts
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Gisele and Daft Punk
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Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob
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Pervert Sea Mammal
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Some Cock Tease Named Veronica
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Baby Elephant Playing in the Pool
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Meagan Good See THrough
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Christina Milian Side Boob – Hard Nipples
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Some Avril Lavigne News for the Weirdos
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Karlie Kloss is a Tall Awkward Weirdo Model – Here is Her Underboob
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Such a Bitch
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Best Murder Ever – Dude Kills Dad Over a Megan Fox Joke – Amazing
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What Years Of Cocaine Can Do To Your Body
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7 Cops Who Aren;’t Very Nice
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Best Animorph Memes
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Paulina Gretzky in Maxim
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Christian Milian Braless In Latex. Great Tits
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Cop Walks Into a Tree
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Alec Baldwin Called the Paps – Cocksucking Fag
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Anna Kendrick Sexy for GQ – Throwback!
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Abbey Clancy in the Best Dress Ever
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I like Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Watch Alec Baldwin Lose His Shit
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23 People Who Will Make you Cringe
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Lily Allen Says She’s Not Racist
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Mike Tyson Uses Fake Penis to Pass Drug Test
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Hot Hipster Lohan is Back
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Fat Cat Trying to Escape a Tub
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Are Silent Farts Actually Worse
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Some Hooker Posing with Water
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Bad Gay Porn Acting – In Amazing
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Bare Back Bitches
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Tila Tequila is Planning the End of the World.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Sons of Anarchy Babe in Playboy
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Weird Venue to Stick Things in her Ass
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Mass Striptease!
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Awesome DR Pepper Ad
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Young Penelope Cruz Gets Her Nips Sucked
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Breanne Benson is Naked
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Long Thin Cam Legs…Doing Cam Girl Accounting…
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Some Big Tits with a Gun
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS