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2013

14

Nov

Tina is the Babe of the Night

Her name is TINA and she’s a lovely American girl with some pretty intense eyes…who doesn’t look like she’s got daddy issues or a drug addiction but rather that she’s hot enough to be a serious fucking model…but instead chose the naked and amazing route…because she’s into being naked and amazing…like an exhibitionist who wants you masturbating to her…because she had options…but chose this life instead…and you owe it to her for all her hard work…seriously…she’s amazing…

TO SEE TINA MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

TO SEE MORE AMAZING BABES CLIKC HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

14

Nov

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section…

I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited…

The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me…

Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


In case you were wondering…This is a bad pick-up line:


Maybe you’ll answer my fake profile since – twitter, facebook, your phone, messenger pigeon, the homeless dude I recruited to sing love songs on your fire escape, the Vegas elvis I sent to your parent’s house to ask for their permission in our marriage, the tattoo of our wedding picture rendered by an artist who normally does those “what kidnapped kids look like now” I got on my chest…are all not working….

It creeps girls out….

Here are some links…

Nic Cage Sex Pics
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Freaky Cross Eyed Model.
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Fake Tits in a Bikini
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Danica Thrall Lingerie
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When Harry Met Sally in Real Life…
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Jennifer Lawrence Curves
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I love Cheating Wife Lover Escape Videos….
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Taylor Swift and Lorde Do Lunch
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Joanna Krupa Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Post Surgery Pose
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Arianna Grande Halloween Puffy Nip Slip!
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Everyone Loves Jordan Carver Tits
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Random GIFS to Make You Smile
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Funniest Celebrity Make-Unders
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Jessica Alba’s Boobs at the Park
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Katy Perry See Through Dress
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Jonah Hill Talking To a Slut on Set
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A Woman’s POV Got A Lot of Tits
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You Will Like the Lithuanian Soccer Bloopers
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I am So Into This THROWBACK Katy Perry Recorder Failing..
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College Snack Hacks
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How Your Favorite Characters Got Their Names
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Superhero is a Pedestrian in Disguise…
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I feel like at least one of you has Masturbated to This
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Girls Showing Off Their Dope Asses
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Kate Hudson in some Shitty Magazine
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Frustrated Elephant Breaks a Stick
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GQ’s Man of the Year and my friend TESL Rob Heppler – the hardest working man in no business – was at some shitty GQ Sausage Party that I wasn’t invited to to celebrate his win….
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Audrina in a Shitty See Through
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Some Chick Named Sarah Honeywell Topless
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Ali Larter Legs
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Meagan Good Shitty See Through
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I LIKE GIRLS WHO LET ME WATCH THEM PARTY…NAKED….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Solo Masturbation Action
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Jayden James – Big Titties Building Shit
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Some awesome Naked Babe Getting Out of the Bath
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Best View Ever….
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Hippie Masturbation to Orgasm
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Gigantic Vagina Insertion
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Serious Fucking Body…
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Slut Gives Pizza Guy a Blowjob
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Girl Pissing at the Gas Station
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Big Black Ass
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Good PORN
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Speculum in Ass
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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TOP CELEBRITY SEX TAPES EVER- THE MEGA POST
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Nov

Emily Ratajkowsi for GQ of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is a very nice girl….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

13

Nov

Granny Wrecking Ball Vine of the Day

If you find this Granny doing her best Miley impression oddly erotic, than you are probably just odd…because her raspy hard smoking voice…reminds me of my elementary school janitor…and that dude was up on some Freddy Krugger level pedo shit…but I do like seeing that old birds can still have some fun when all else has died in their lives except them.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

13

Nov

Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do…

And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously…

That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2013

13

Nov

Dogs VS Asshole of the Day

I have this theory that dogs are people too, because they possess the qualities humans aspire to have, from shitting in public, to kicking’ it all day like they are homeless..only to be fed, taken care of not to mention they are loyal, live and die for the pack, and are just ridiculously sweet and cute…and make men with no soul..or tarnished soul…blackened and broken souls…learn to love a living thing again….

So seeing a dude kick a dog, makes me mad, but seeing the dogs scare the asshole like a bitch, makes it better….I like seeing the underdog win…

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Nov

Jen Selter’s Before and After Face of the Day

Posted in:Jen Selter

2013

13

Nov

Nina Agdal Nipples on a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

I know I am a hater…but yesterday I watched one of her videos the other day and for a minute I forgot that she was just another hot body, bad face, on some Brooklyn Decker “we met at the retard institution our parents dropped us off at as kids”…with rocking the “will work for free, or tax credits”…only for SI to Scoop them up….I forgot that Adam Maroon 5 tainted her as the pussy he hit before getting engaged to his ex VS gf…Then today…I woke up to her nipples…nipples I’ve probably seen but forgot because all models show their tits…and I am not some weird fan boy who remembers things after I post them…but this shit, right now, retard or not…SI Covergirl failure or not…because last year was her year, but Kate Upton ate her way back onto it, and this year is going to be Emily Ratajkowski, pushing Nina Agdal to the side, a place where broken dreams leads to broken hearts and most importantly…bad decisions I am very into watching go down…

All I know is this is very very well timed staged bikini photoshoot behind the scene paparazzi pics…the team is planning the cover right now…most of the shoots are being wrapped up for the Swimsuit issue…and now press, press, press and titties are her only hope to beat out EmRata…someone she probably hates for stepping on her toes and rattling up what was meant to be hers…

Model wars…like the real side of it…the jealousy…the hate…would make for a good porno…if it was less about whiney bitches whining and more about them eating each other out…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|NSFW

2013

13

Nov

Cake of the Day

Bitches love cake…Cake cake cake….even old white trash girls…who still call dick’s peckers….

I like how this shit ends…

If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a girl in Malaysia shutting down a guy trying to rob her…

Posted in:SFW|Videos