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2013

12

Nov

Iggy Azalea Checking Out Her Vag Pic of the Day

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2013

12

Nov

Clover is the Babe of the Night

Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Via X-Art

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

12

Nov

Miley Naked and Painted in Some Love Song of the Day

I didn’t watch this love video song…but I know I would not sing it to my dream girl who is recently single…she’s a model…and for some reason my pitch that every tall model needs a short fat guy to make her a 10…because this love song doesn’t rape my insides like a good song should…but rather is just commercial pop bullshit that’s overproduced and lacks all substance that anyone with taste would look for…but the commercial..mainstream…mall rats and suburbanites will love it….

I just like that Miley is body painted and doesn’t look like that cow Kate Upton…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Eating Lesbian Burritos isn’t as fun as watching lesbians eat Lesbian Burritos…because Lesbian Burritos were made for that shit…if that makes no sense to you, that’s OK, cuz it makes no sense to me…what doesn’t make sense to me is drinking and that’s where I am going to be, as I wait for death to put a damper in this routine…something I try to tell suicdal people all the time…because it is the number one cure for a lot of things…even if you’re too dead to realize it…

Here are some links..

Salma Hayek Big Cleavage…
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Taylor Swift is Amazing…
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Girls With Stupid Big Tits
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Katy Perry Big Titties at the VMAs
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Ferrets VS Packing Peanuts
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Iggy Azaelea Glued Her Panties to Her Pussy – STOOOPID
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20 Things Simpson Fans Can’t Hear Without Laughing
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Man Vs Wild Hacks
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Roxann Celeste is Pretty Lovely in these Pics
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What Does a Michael J Fox Say…
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Awkward Interviews with Cosplay Girls….
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Krysten Ritter Windy Upskirt
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Young Girls Misbehaving…
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Lady Gaga’s Flying Dress is Insane…not in a Good Way…
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Broken Leg of the Day
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Gaga Nudes for Attention
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Kate Beckinsale is Still Lovely
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Need A Warm Bed? Crawl Up Joanna Kruppa’s Ass
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The Weirdest Things Captured on Google Street View
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What Parkour Looks Like
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Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe!
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Naked Babes from Some Movie…
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Sacha Baron Cohen is Silly
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MIley Cyrus Shows Off Her Cunt
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7 Mascots Observing a Serious Moment
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Celebrity Polaroids
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Bossy Cat Drags a Dog
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The Best Pic of Demi Moore Remains No Pic of Demi Moore
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Jessica Biel Tube Dress
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The Movember Mustache Matrix
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Ultimate in Fails
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So Many GIRLS on Webcam….
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I love the Lactating Cam Girl
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Goth Chick Fucks Her Car
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Masturbation Video
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Some Chick in the Shower Video…
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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My Girl Kayden Kross Stripping
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Pussy Shave
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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TOP CELEBRITY SEX TAPES – THE MEGA POST
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Selfie of the Day

Dreams do come true…One door opens…another one opens…and by door I mean vagina…

This picture…of Lohan doing the low hanging fruit…bottom feeding selfie…tells me she’s in this to win it…and she’s going to win it back from all those amateur instagram fame whores with more followers that her by doing their same hustle…because she’s a professional…

I am her number 1 fan…I am so glad Lohan in panties happened…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

11

Nov

Miley Cyrus Vagina Party at the EMAs of the Day

The EMAs, which I guess stand for European Music Awards, even though they would be more fun if they stood for Enormous Mom Anus, because moms with big anuses have a shitty end of the deal…cuz they also have Enormous Mom Vagina…none of this has anything to do with Miley but as far as I’m concerned it is just as relevant…

You see, a child star who was robbed of her youth, and who is trying to make the world think she’s hard because she smokes weed in Amsterdam, like every college kid on their Euro tour, and like every grandma on her European Cruise, only on TV, in more of a “Fuck you I’m a Rebel” kind of way…trying to get street cred she’ll never get cuz she’s Miley Fucking Cyrus…a pop tart who sold out before she got her fucking period…

So real gangster shit, would be smoking heroin up on stage…while shitting herself or on someone…in some G.G. Allin inspired real publicity stunt…

This Disney caliber “i smoke weed, I’m so hood” shit needs to be squashed with a fucking Hollywood Hills drive by….

Fuck this bitch…even though I’d like to fuck this bitch. Romantically like I was Kevin Federline investing in my retirement.

I’m not impressed, but I still like what I see, because it’s better than Disney stars staying Disney.

Here’s her ass that needs more squats, deadlifts and lunges…and if you can see past that you will also see she’s an outty not an inny…

Here are pics of her in a Pac and Biggy Dress that’s pretty revealing – cuz she’s gangsta CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2013

11

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski for La Bandita of the Day

It is safe to say that this is a total mis-use of EmRata’s tits…because they are fantastic, normally nude, and really the reason she’s seen any of the success she’s seen, thanks to one major video set to one of the most annoying songs ever to be on the radio on repeat…all the fucking time…making me want to kill whatever rhymes with hug me…

However, she is still a fantastic looking piece of woman, that I would like to take on a date this weekend, but she doesn’t respond to my emails, tweets and attempts to make her fall in love with me, I guess I am going to have to do things the old fashion way and park my van outside her house to take what is rightfully mine…even if her fake lips are hilariously silly….and that is her love…she just doesn’t know it yet…and I am going to do that through song and interpretive dance….ladies love interpretative dance…trust me…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2013

11

Nov

Ashley Benson’s Strategic Bikini Posing of the Day

I guess Ashley Benson saw her performance in Spring Breakers and realized if she’s going to post pics in a bikini, she better be lying on her belly, cuz no one wants to see that shit…but tits…tits we’re okay with..

Good job girl…keep up the good fame whoring…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2013

11

Nov

Sara Sampaio for Agua Bendita of the Day

Sara Sampaio is Victoria’s Secret answer to Adrina Lima being 100 years old…one may even argue they built her on the same software, hardware and platform as their Lima bot, this is just the updated version, younger and fresher, but maybe they aren’t into that world of robot models yet, even though you’d assume all these bitches are robots, but rather more into digging through the models of the world to find lookalikes to the ones they have as to not upset their clients with new girls since they are doing so well with the ones they have…

That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect, especially when not modelling for Victoria’s Secret, even though I assume Victoria’s Secret owns this and every other underwear company, they just don’t want you knowing it….

I hate catalog pics, but I am in love with whatever is going up in here…I want to write it poetry…with my penis…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

11

Nov

Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Ass in a Thong Leotard of the Day

This Lucy Mecklenburgh has her booty pop done right…arched back, stickin’ that fat ass out, posting it to instagram cuz it will get her lots of attention likes and follows and if she’s lucky it will make the popular page…taking to a whole new realm of low level celebrity…from being on a UK show no one outside of the UK cares about and those in the UK probably don’t care about…to being a bitch on social media with lots of followers who just like her for her ass pics…something that seems to be enough these days to matter…at least when it comes to your own self involved ego…and more importantly…to my masturbation…

Posted in:Lucy Mecklenburgh