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2013

21

Nov

Britt Maren in a Bikini of the Day

Britt Maren is some model who I have been following on the internet for a while, which is kinda surprising since no one else is…she’s virtually an unknown, but you gotta start somewhere before being something, and unfortunately, me being a creeper on the front lines, is not gonna get me suffocated by her vagina the way I like it, because if she hasn’t acknowledged me now, being a nobody with no followers….she’s not gonna acknowledge me when she’s the next Candice..but the good news is that I can blame myself for not trying hard enough when I had a chance…because I only realized I followed her 5 minutes ago when trying to find an angle for this post only to come up empty handed…as you will know when you finish reading this post…assuming at least one of you reads this shit…

The good news is she’s wet in a white bikini, my favorite because of the likeliness of seeing vagina lips when they get wet is higher thither color bikinis…and as a pervert that’s good enough for me…and her body’s not that bad either…I like.

To see the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britt Maren

2013

21

Nov

Kathy Hilton’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Kathy Hilton decided to leave the house she gold dug her way into back in the 70s when she met Rick Hilton and said to herself…like so many girls before and after her…something like “I can continuing sucking random cocks all night every night in the club scene, or I can marry this dude, his family owns hilton, and I’ve stayed at hiltons, and I like what all that means…even if I just marry him and stick with him for a year..it’ll be a retirement plan, i just need to shit out one garbage kid and I’m good, don’t turn my back on this opportunity”…

But more importantly, she decided to prove that you can be way too fucking old to be wearing see through clothes…all while saying “this is the source of my ratchet, gutter, brat daughter and all her porn hustle”….

Whatever it is…it’s semi erotic

Posted in:Kathy Hilton

2013

21

Nov

Martha Hunt for Santa Lolla Naked of the Day

This is a good way to sell purses…or shoes…or purses and shoes…because the naked Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t take away from the products she’s being paid to peddle like she was a hooker, whoring, and it allows us to focus on the craftsmanship…of who the fuck cares there’s a naked babe model naked for money like she was a stripper but way more luxurious, and any excuse to get any girl naked…is an excuse that we collectively celebrate by hating the purse and shoes for getting in the way of the spread eagle shots…

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2013

21

Nov

Some UK Twerking Championship Video of the Day

So there is a UK Twerk championship in that takes place at some really shitty looking club…where strippers and booty come together in shorts and gyrate in various positions that Miley Cyrus only wished she could do…if she wasn’t already caked the fuck up and rich with no real need to twerk other than it being a good marketing spin…

I think seeing the Drake looking dude in the background losing his shit to a jiggling ass like it is the coming of christ is the highlight of the video to me…like dude never saw a fat ass jiggle before…not because I like Drake looking dudes better than crazy ass dancing…

It’s just there isn’t really anything all that hot about this, it’s like the big black hooker I saw in the bar last night, sure she was alright to look at because nothing else was going on, but I wasn’t into paying her 100 dollars for a blow job….

Maybe I am pretty over the whole twerking thing…unless it’s college girls reaching and trying hard to be hot, relevant, and hip hop pop culture…but I can’t imagine that ever happening…I think twerkin is a “for life”…dance..I will always embrace…yo.

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Nov

Anastasia Ashley Wearing The Best T-Shirt Ever of the Day

Anastasia Ashley, surf babe you’ve probably already heard of…assuming you read the internet…or watch WHITE GIRL SURF TWERK VIDEO …or if you’ve been to this site before because I track her every move…at least that’s what I tell her telepathically…over twitter…and every once in a while write about it…because I just can’t hold it in…and hope that maybe one day she’ll notice me and decide to be my friend and lover and wife til death do us part…by sitting on my face…and choking me the fuck out.…and by friend and lover and wife I mean whisper romantic words like “security, get this creep out of here” when I run into her at a public event I know she is at because she tagged herself there on the internet…and introduce myself…hey, it’s better than a restraining order…

Well, today the internet brought me this ridiculous, obnoxious, hand job emoji shirt that I love…some people hate…but that is amazing and inspires me to do what it’s telling me to do all over my belly..while staring at this pic…thanks to it being worn with bikini bottoms…and being hot hot hot…unfortunately…I don’t rock an eggplant, but I do rock a baby carrot..and I don’t squirt..I kinda just feel pain…but at least I can live vicariously through this shirt…it’s aspirational…


GET ONE

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2013

21

Nov

Old Lady Gets Slammed of the Day

I am as into old people as much as anyone who has had a grandmother who didn’t molest them…They are sweet, helpless, a nice level of fucking crazy, I mean when they aren’t yelling at you for no real reason other than they’ve lost their shit…

So I don’t like seeing old ladies get slammed, except when I worked the old folks home, and no one believed them when they told on me, because they were old…and everyone just assumed no one was sick enough to do something like that…without remember that assuming makes an ass out of you and me…yo…

Either way, crazy video and If you don’t like seeing old ladies get run the fuck over…you can also see this instructional video that gives me nightmares because it reminds me of every time my wife makes me fuck her…

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Nov

Cailin Russo is the One Who Got Away of the Day

So I follow all kinds of babes on INSTAGRAM …98% of them don’t follow me back..but that doesn’t matter because I Don’t really need them to know I exist to get stare at their pictures for a creepy amount of time…if anything it’s as close as I can get to hiding on a fire escape watching a girl shower…not that I’d ever do that…yes I would…not that I’d ever get caught doing that…yes I have..

Anyway, Cailin is some young So Cal babe, who was cast in a Bieber video, and now other people are noticing her, making her forget me, the creep who likes all her pics and asks her on dates…something I’m used to and okay with…

Here’s the best of her instagram….

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2013

21

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Shitting Herself of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Jennifer Lawrence…I don’t find her hot, interesting, or fun and exciting, she seems like a lot of fucking work, the kind of girl I would want to avoid if she was doing her irritating song and dance in my house…provided I wasn’t too busy buying shit off ebay with her credit card…ignoring the circus act that is her…

You see, I really hate girls like this…they don’t bring me joy, or happiness, and I don’t find them fun. I find them loud, awkward attention seekers…but for some reason…I can’t hate on her for just being her…not many girls talk about shitting themselves on letterman, I just always thought that was cuz girls didn’t shit…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about drinking is…drinking…that and how slutty girls get…because booze makes the heart grow founder….The only sadness is that Wednesday night drunk bitches come with way too many cocaine farts…and cocaine farts fucking stink…

Here are some morning stepLINKS while I wake the fuck up…

Girls with Arched Backs
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I Love Courtney Stodden and her Tits….
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What Dead Rock Stars Would Look Like Today…
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10 Ways Art History Took Over the Internet
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3 Forgotten Graveyards…that Came Back
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Explosive Porta Potty Prank
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Ultimate Guard Fails
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Celebrity Twitter Feuds…
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13 Things from Harry Potter Used for Sex
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If Seth Cohen Proposed To Blair Waldorf….
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Jaclyn Swedberg Looking Hot in Underwear…
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Celtics Fans Dance
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Kendall Jenner is Banging a Harry Styles….
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Secret Girl Language
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GIRLS…Just…Wanna…Have…Fun…And…I…Just…Wanna…Watch
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Nov

Kiki is the Babe of the Night

KIKI is a soviet who is into getting an international following because it pays more than being a mail order bride, gymnast, or circus bear trainer…and thank god for that, because no seeing her naked would have been like me not chatting up girls at the bar, only to find out they were escorts and more importantly, like me not getting a rub and tug while wasted by an Asian 60 year old, who I couldn’t help but wonder what her grandkids would thing of her jerking off my dick…if they know…or if they know…

None of which has anything to do with why I am staring at KIKI trying to cleanse my soul from my behavior, like I would if I had just found out I cybered my sister in a chat room without knowing…hot at the time..but no damn good…

Here are her pics

TO see her more hardcore CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art