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2013

07

Nov

Rihanna’s Barbados Bikini Party of the Day

Rihanna is back home in Barbados for her grandfather’s 85th birthday. She posted a bunch of pics of him on her instagram and apparently her fans get very upset when you ask if that’s her new Chris Brown…because I have been getting hate messages all fucking day…seriously, who gives a fuck…

I love Barbados, I love Rihanna’s body, even if it’s not that great, but good enough for someone who isn’t a bikini model, and even if Barbados talks shit behind her back, talking about her being a child hooker and that’s how she got to where she is today, a hooker who is clearly good at hooking if the story is true….because she’s outside her 22 million dollar house…you see before she was “Rihanna”…she was living in a fucking shanty…now she’s with all the white people her mom and granny probably serviced…and her dad picked up garbage from…cuz he was a garbage man..

Funny how things work out…maybe even exciting…if you have any fucking vision…and if you don’t…you’ll probably like these bikini pics…cuz you won’t see all her flaws…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

07

Nov

Scarlet is Babe of the Night of the Day

Scarlet must be smart…not because she’s wearing glasses…that logic always annoys me and seeing girls on social media in glasses calling themselves nerds just annoys me…it’s like girl…we know you’re an idiot and not a nerd and glasses aren’t going to change that…

Scarlet is smart because she’s getting naked on the internet in these amazingly shot Glamour Shots…because if she wasn’t getting naked in these pictures, that would be one of life’s great tragedies….wars would break out, natural disasters would strike, this is too perfect for it not to be happening…and she’s smart to be doing it….

I love Scarlet and everything she has to offer….

To see her more hardcore CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

07

Nov

Bieber’s Hooker Films Him Sleeping in the Brothel of the Day

So the tranny hooker Bieber may or may not have fucked in the gutter Brazilian brothel, took advantage of the opportunity, filmed it and put it on the internet reminding us that you can never trust a hooker to keep your privacy, they are usually angry broken women who hate dudes because dudes pay them to fuck all day everyday…

I have a feeling that this isn’t any post coitus, you know post ejaculation hustle by Bieber, I think he just missed his mommy and wanted a breast to snuggle up into.

It’s not his fault he’s fucked up the ass, it’s Usher’s…and society’s and his stage mother…he’s a victim…a victim of whore pranks…and I love it…

This is like when they steal from your house or the hotel mini-bar…but way worse…

Amazing. Troll. Good Job. Whore.

THIS HOOKER IS CLAIMING THIS IS BIEBER MONEY

Posted in:Bieber

2013

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Being romantic is always fun because there isn’t enough romance in the world…until you cross that boundary of too much romance and you just become the creepy guy they’ve never met who is telling them how you are cutting their name into your arm….

Everyone is talking about the Boston Marathon Victim Costume Wearing Girl – No One Realizes I POSTED 100 of her NUDES

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Dope Dope Dope Asses
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Courtney Stodden’s DTF and Her Tits are Awesome
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Punk Rock Table Cloth
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Ariana Grande in Complex…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Got New Hair
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Scarlett Johansson in a Commercial Shot By Martin Scorecese….
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Jessica Biel Booty at Some Event
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Barbie is Half Naked…
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Alessandra Ambrosio Working Out
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Bikini Shopping at Walmart is Hilarious
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Nicole Richie in Shorts
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Ciara LEgs
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Lorde Hates Miley
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Claudia Romani’s Silly Upskirt
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Eva Longoria And Her Camel Toe Troll The Streets Of LA
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Helena Christensen in a Bikini….
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Tanya Mityushina has a Stupid Name but Hot Tits,,,,
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4 Failures of Rob Ford
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Kylie Jenner Ass in Shorts
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50 Women They are Thankful For….
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Paris Hilton is a Gladiator
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Claudia Romani’s Hilarious Upskirt
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Weight Loss Doesn’t Improve Sex
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Nicole Meyer Bikini Modeling.
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Lena Gerke is Amazing
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Wedding Photo Ruined Hilariosness
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25 Hottest Emma Stone Pics…
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Kelly Brook in a Catalog
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Throwback Madonna Nudes
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An Interview with a Milf
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Guess this Ass
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Sky Diver Collision…
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Ana Braga Bikini
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28 Bizarre College Classes
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Naked Slut vs Delivery Guy
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RC Concorde Plane
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Some Hot Bitch in FRONT
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Toddler in Tiger Suit Playing with Tiger
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Anna Faris is Gettign Old
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Spiders Save Us All
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The Pixel Painter
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Parasite Removal is Amazing
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This Bitch Is Totally DTF! Her Lips Might Get In The Way…
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stepGIRL Lisa Zee in a Hot as Fuck Photoshoot…
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Ariana Grande is Wholesome for Complex
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Not Quite the Hot Ass of the Day
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Kris Jenner’s Birthday Cake is So Obvious
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Rennee Zellwegger’s New Face
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PUSSY ON CAM PARTY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunk Girl Tries to Fist Herself – Is the BEst Thing Ever
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Free Desktop Strippers….Fun…
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Indo Lesbians
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Hot Hot Videos
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Dude Jerking it for Grannies
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This is the Most Lesbian Lesbian Porn
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Hot Topless Babe in the Kitchen
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How To Wash Your Hands…..the Horrible Way
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Hot Masturbator
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Artistic Lesbians!
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Hot Fucking Body
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Those have been the stepLINKS…let’s celebrex

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Nov

Jaimie Alexander in Esquire of the Day

Jaimie Alexander is doing this marketing thing proper…everything strategic and well timed…from her twat yesterday…to an Esquire feature today…people like me who do this everyday and had never heard of her before…are now made aware…and at 29…I guess she’s got no choice but to step her shit up…cuz if you don’t make it by 30…you ain’t ever gonna make it girls…don’t blame me…it’s just the way it is…but I’ll always take you in…because 30’s not that bad…it is usually ready to fuck, perfectly broken, and has given up on high hopes and expectations….it’s just not good enough to land real movie gigs like THOR…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND VIDEO VISIT ESQUIRE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jaimie Alexander

2013

06

Nov

This Hit and Run Video Ends Amazing of the Day

This video isn’t all that exciting in the beginning….basically some idiot hits a cab, the cab driver stands in the way of the dude so he doesn’t drive away, until panic sets in and motherfucker rolls through three cars, before escaping the scene…proving that you should let people hit and run you and not play hero, cuz if you do play hero, you’re amateur ass will cause more damage….

Posted in:Videos

2013

06

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence’s Lesbian Haircut of the Day

I don’t know why this is news…or why people care…I guess that is just further proof that we are fucking doomed as a society…but Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair…like she was Anne Hathaway…now give her a fucking Oscar…

I just know that a world where this affects people in anyway, other than sexual, you know a world where this is dinner table conversation, like “Oh Emm Gee Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair, did you see”….is a world I can’t live in…or at least don’t want to live in…and while living in it…I will have to do as much damage as possible to regulate or sidetrack people from going down this horrible road…by sexualizing these things…and giving her hair a sexual preference…you know if her hair was a porno, there would be mad strap ons – yo.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

06

Nov

Nicki Minaj Booty Dance of the Day

I don’t know which ass is Nicki Minaj’s or if any of these asses are Nicki Minaj’s because they all look the fucking same to me…

Was that racist? I feel like that was racist? Am I going to have to make a donation to the United Negro College Fund again, or adopt a black baby like I was Sandra Bullock?

Just look at the booty shaking and pretend this post never happened.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

06

Nov

Nina Agdal for Calvin Klein Underwear of the Day

I usually laugh at Nina Agdal and her bikini modelling body because she has a weird shaped head, something you perverts probably don’t notice, because you’re too busy looking at her photoshopped vagina /tits…

I make genius jokes that if they were said by a celebrity, you would all laugh at, but because they are written by me, you don’t even notice…

You know comparing her to the retarded kid who used to work at the pharmacy I worked at…who got paid at a discount because it was a work program and he was only 1/2 human according to the system…saying since magazine sales are down SI had to get creative and find free talent…

Well in their marketing of her, because she may be this year’s cover girl, she’s been lent out to other companies, like Calvin Klein Underwear…where they managed to make her head look less full of water…but her ass…looks like it’s being sucked into her asshole…in some really fucking weird angle…unless this is what her booty actually looks like, which may not turn you off, or make you not want her to shit in your face…but that is not necessarily the hottest shit ever…at least not what I’d expect from a bikini model cover girl…but I guess since Kate Upton ate and shat out that title…all credibility is thrown out….

Here is her modelling she probably made a lot of money doing…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

06

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Instagrammed a Sext of the DAy

2 Weeks ago Doutzen Kroes posted a picture of her husband, some black DJ from Ibiza or some shit, jerking off to her mom ass putting on a webcam show, like some low level web cam girl trying to pay her rent without getting a real job, in what is offensive as fuck, at least to me, and should be flagged and deleted off Instagram, even if there’s no spread asshole in the pic, because we know what’s going on, and no one wants to see this married couple on the road missing each other….it’s the fucking worst…

This pervert shit I call her trying to keep his balls empty so he doesn’t fuck groupies like he fucked her when she was a groupie…even though we all knows he does…it’s part of knocking up a Victoria’s Secret model…you have no choice but to find other relevant pussy to stick your dick in….

Either way, it happened…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes