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2022

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My neighbor, who is a fucking weirdo, invited me over to play cream the Christmas cookies, thinking that due to the language barrier he meant decorate his cookies, something I would consider doing, since I’m a festive motherfucker who listens to Christmas music in July…..

Only realizing creaming the Christmas cookie is a variation of the cum on crackers circle jerk the jocks in your high school played no realizing they were gay. Maybe you were one of them, an intentional loser who ate the cracker at the end of the game….loser to some is a winner to others….even when you play cum on crackers…. but using a traditional Christmas cookie and not a traditional Christmas cracker every Christmas….

As gross as an invitation as it was, since the guy is in his 70s, it made me feel special knowing that he saw me in that way, that he’d cum faster than me to not eat my cum off a Christmas cookie, in what we’ll assume is his creepy old family tradition he’s trying to recreate with me. Something you don’t see in the traditional holiday movies, or even hear about for basically anyone since my neighbor was likely the only one playing that shit at Christmas dinner with the family….

I figure it’s less about me and more about needing a body, since I’ve been to gay bars when broke only to not get one dude to buy me a drink in the darkest of times, I’m unappealing….and more to do with him being ignored by everyone and blown off as the weirdo to avoid…..understandably…

I always befriend the weirdo, thinking that I’d never be in their line of fire when they decide to go crazy and get revenge on the world….until realizing that the weirdo’s intentions is to circle jerk with you…so to reject him gently may end up in a fatal attraction situation with the weirdo…

I guess it’s better than playing find the gingerbread man in the dirty old man, which I guess would be canceleld this season, but NOT for the reasons you think, SEX POSITIIVITY means CUM on CRACKERS fetishes that are Christmas Themed are fine…the issue is in NOT WOKE ENOUGH or inclusive enough due to genders being a construct of man, or some manufactured social norms that is not dictated by BIOLOGY…..THEN why do I like ovulating pussy so much?

Sure, It’s the retard logic….so the dirty pervert game would be called find the gender neutral ginger person in the back hole of the dirty old they/them. We can assume the they/them would be wearing a skirt and a wig, because his perversion has got the better of him now that it’s socially accepted as inclusive…and the whole thing is far weirder than an old fashioned cum on a Gingerbread Man…..

Long story short, I won.

Making new holiday traditions like my life depends on it….Merry Christmas To All and Too All a good night….

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2022

20

Dec

Stella Hudgens has thee Titties Out of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has a sister, Stella, who the world was into throughout Vanessa Hudgens career because she got carted around in the shadows of Vanessa Hudgens, always lurking….

Once the people realized she had tits, there was a lot more interest in Stella Hudgens as the sister of Vanessa Hudgens, always lurking in the shadows.

No matter what poor Stella did, people only worked with her, liked her, wanted to partner up with her because of her sister, which to some of us less ambitious folks, that’s a great hustle. Mooch off the last name, get all the free shit you can, fuck I’d be selling tickets to come hang out at my house to the biggest Vanessa fans, that’d be my hustle…fuck I’d be selling my sister’s panties, her toothbrush, old napkins she used, both food and sanitary…you get what I am saying. It’s a gift.

When it comes to self involved idiots, they only see the curse, so when the celeb sister surfaces, you know it will end in two ways, suicide or porn….it’s just feeling inadequate and trying to make their own way in the world because they are TIRED of the hand outs.

Now I don’t know what Stella’s motivations are, maybe a cash grab, assuming she needs cash, maybe a way to get off, it’s a fetish to be a nude model, thrilling…maybe it’s to break the bad girl image, or maybe they were both molested as kids. I don’t have the answers.

I just know that SHE has the answers to some of your prayers, your hopes and dreams, because when she was the busy sister we all said “can’t wait to see the tits”….now we can.

Dreams do come true if you wait long enough, at least when it comes to perverted shit, since the world’s more perverted than we ever were….perversion is mainstream the normies have BEAT us at our own game, not a bad thing. Pop trash never felt less painful.

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2022

20

Dec

Kim Kardashian 42 Year Old Thong of the Day

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Here’s Kim Kardashian the most demonic motherfucker that has destroyed society at its core by turning the weak minded hive mind women into selfie whores trying to monetize themselves, even when they are ugly, by getting shit surgeries and filters and all that other nonsense with a dream of being rich and empty and disgusting….you know to help destroy society as a whole…

I assume this is her saying “I’m glad I’m not going to be first lady now that my divorce to YE is finalized”…..

It’s a little inappropriate for a mom to be acting like this in her 40s, but when you built your empire getting deep dicked in BORING sex, this is tame…

You can’t see the asshole, it’s likely bleached, you can’t see the asshole hair, it’s likely lasered….everything about her is fake, vile, miserable, depressing, and we can only hope she disappears in 2023 as more people awaken to the demons we’ve let in and SHUT THEM OUT….but in the meantime, I’ll watch her clickbait like a pathetic twat begging to stay relevant because no amount of money will ever fill her EMPTY soul..

More interestingly, her selfie is hardly a selfie, but strategically a reflection shot so you don’t see the pock marks and scars….plus it’s likely VERY photoshopped, but it’s still worth a look, even if it’s not, to remind you how vile this pig is.

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2022

20

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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All I want for Christmas is as many tiny tits to realize that they are titties too, because every breast implant, well not all of them, as I’ve learned there are some pretty shitty tiny tits out there, but the tiny tits I associate with are top notch tiny tits, the way you’d want a tit to look if you were to draw one in your pervert sketch book, just simple and feminine, very 1970s, before the clown round basketball tit became a thing…

What I am saying is, if you can TINY TIT under the Christmas tree, you are a lucky man, with all you need in life because as they say in the Jewelry ads, good things come in tiny packages, which is probably why every pussy I’ve ever cum in has been huge….

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2022

20

Dec

Margaret Qualley Looks Like An Incel of the Day

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One could say she looks like an incel plotting some kind of attack against women because involuntary celibacy is sad and requires losers to take a stance, instead of just learning how to be nice to a fat or retarded chick who is so sad and lonely she’d rub their limp dicks on all their folds…

I think she also looks like a crackhead trying to cashout her OnlyFans money so that she can buy more crack, but when you’re mom is Andie Macdowell, and the world’s seen you naked in some concept nude video with then boyfriend Shia LeBeef for her sister’s music video, you’ve sort of put it all oiut there, so your skinny girl gunt in a one piece isn’t all that shocking, even if you look like you’re a schizo scratching the meth scabs off..hardly the country girl from Asheville you’d expect her to be….probably vaccine injury..

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2022

20

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I spent the better part of yesterday watching a girl shoveling her car out of a snowbank, she was stuck and couldn’t get out which was a lot of fun to watch. Under normal circumstances, or in another era, when chivalry was king and when asking to help a young lady in distress wasn’t seen as terrifying and scary and aggressive, and problematic, like it is today…I mean you can’t tell a girl she looks great without being called a misogynist, just because you don’t believe in your core that women should be driving heavy machinery.

Anyway, to prevent being a threat, I stood on the sidelines and watched, laughed and enjoyed every slip, push, squat thanks to the tight pants….they really do make everything batter in these dark times and we should celebrate the girls who want you to basically see them nude, while clothed for jumping on that trend.

In the end, a tow truck came to help her, women drivers, am I right?

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2022

20

Dec

Stella Maxwell In Bed of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the Victoria’s Secret Angel who was, because in trying to clean up their name after the whole saying they don’t cast fat chicks, or trans who aren’t chicks, because that’s some fetish shit for weirdos in a woke world who prefer celebrating weird and beaten down, instead of hot chicks….then there was the whole Epstein thing, where his plane was actually the Victoria’s Secret plane first….since he was funded from the Ohio billionaire behind the brand…at least that’s what the documentary said…..

Meanwhile, the brand is still using Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber instead of the “angels” as a hustle since they push project harder than the non influencers…leaving babes like Stella Maxwell to panty in a more fashionable way, since Victoria’s Secret is mall brand shit from Ohio.

Point being, the Victoria’s Secret version of a lesbian, since she is a lesbian, has been a lesbian to the stars who needed a lesbian connection to gain clout in the woke world, by fucking the male fantasy of a woman, since real lesbians hate hot chicks who are used to sell panties to men, but for the sake of pretending to be a lesbian, you might as well scissor your herpes off on a stereotypical hot chick, which I am sure worked out nicely for Stella Maxwell….

I don’t know what the panty pics are for, but they happened…..not quite a Christmas Miracle, but a tall model in panties just the same.

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2022

20

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It’s the most wonderful time of year, for some it is celebrating the birth of the lord and savior, because we’ve gone trough something biblical the last two years that has probably regained some of your soulless fuck’s faith in God….for others it’s about getting together with friends and families….in the spirit of giving and receiving….drinking and fighting over the last two years because we are still running in two different timelines….where one group are fucking crazy and think we’re crazy.

To me it’s a wonderful time of year to find the depressive women who feel alone, not like the homeless on the street or the Africans that “For This is Christmas” was written about to pander the white man for money, but the middle of the road woman with no love in her life, feeling empty because she committed to her job instead of family, so her bitterness and anger that finds her at a bar or on a hook-up app around Christmas makes for a good time when she takes her sadness out on your dick…

It’s also a good time for the rich people who hit the resorts after Christmas, as they do, for the Tropical winter vacation, to do their best Kardashian and pose on social media in bikinis for those of us who can’t take advantage of the sad lonely ladies….

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2022

20

Dec

Something Festive to Masturbate To and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Big Asses in Pyjama Pants

Instagram Model Instagram Modelling

That Skipping Bitch

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Why Do You Stretch Girl in Shorts

Girl and her Transformer Dress

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2022

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s that time of year, the Christmas cheer is everywhere and I am all for it…big Christmas fan around here, except that it’s the one time of year the wife decides to shave her pussy, or have me help her shave her pussy into what she calls her Landing Strip, you know she’s old obese and it is not for sex appeal, it’s to clean up once a year so that she doesn’t repulse her brother with her stank ass pussy at Christmas dinner when he does his annual smell check…you know how it is…..

The point is that it is s a nightmare…..far less of a landing strip and much more of a post apocalyptic airport that hasn’t been maintained for 50 years or longer after the nuclear fallout, but we take what we can get in this spirit of giving to celebrate the birth of Jesus….even if they’ve tried to bastardize it into a commercial disaster…now a woke disaster…it’s still the week before Christmas and all through the house no a creature was stirring besides my wife’s post apocalyptic airport pussy….with it’s vile mind of its own….

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