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2013

18

Oct

Eliza Sys in “Stalker” by Paolo Santambrogio for S Magazine of the Day

I have never heard of Eliza Sys, but I just fell in love with these pictures of her and was forced to google her, so that I get into her before she gets famous, cuz looking at her naked for fashion, I know that I am in love, or at least totally into seeing more of her naked, ideally every morning I wake up until learning that hot naked girls are just as horrible and annoying…demanding and evil as the ugly naked girls you sell your soul to…

I mean this up on some hotter than Video Vixen Emily Ratajkowski shit…someone get this girl more work so I can stare at her more often in pictures…because leaving my house and computer is scary…

This girl is perfect…

Posted in:Eliza Sys|NSFW

2013

18

Oct

Victoria Justice is on All Fours of the Day

I don’t really know who Victoria Justice is, or what all the hype around her is, I just know she’s some Child star in her 20s, who older creepy dudes lust after, because she’s on TV, and I guess because when forced to watch kids shows with your kids, you start trying to find the one character you’d have sex with, which happened to be this one….

I also don’t really know why she’d post this pic of her on all fours, maybe she’s a cock tease, maybe she just likes being silly, but I do know that the dudes checking her out are fucking jokes…busted creeping’…it’s just too bad they aren’t real creepers jerking off to her antics….cuz that’d be a better photobomb….

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2013

18

Oct

Vanessa Paradis Modelling for Madame Figaro of the Day

Johnny Depp’s ex baby momma from France, who like most french girls probably has anal on the first date, that is not really a date, but rather the first encounter, of the good kind, is out there modelling like she wasn’t a mom of 2 in her 40s, because that’s what divorce, even when not married does to a bitch, it makes her step up and re-start where she left off all those years ago, whether it is through fitness, plastic surgery, or just banging all the dudes that come her way, because thanks to being who she is, she’s top echelon socially, and equipped to bang all the rich and famous, especially when wearing her leather pants in magazines…

Now I don’t love cougars, but when they look like they are still in their 20s, while their souls are not, I can totally fuck with the idea of them…

Here are some of those fashion pics…

Posted in:Vanessa Paradis

2013

18

Oct

Simona Kerr in a Bikini of the Day

Simona Kerr is some low level model who barely exists, and who I don’t even think is this girl’s actual name, but the bikini pics were hot and that made me a fan, since I am easy going like that and require very little to actually fall in love, you know since love doesn’t actually exist, but rather is just an extension of me wanting to see a girl half naked and in turn wanting to make babies inside her…despite her probably flawed or horrible personality…based on the fact that this is her job…

Posted in:Simona Kerr

2013

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best way to get nude pics from a girl on the internet…is to find one with fake tits…because girls with fake tits are pre-disposed to wanting to show off those tits…since they bought their tits and I guess it is just human nature to want to show the world their purchase even if their tits have nothing to do with human nature….but strictly titty science…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Never Shut Up Miley… GO

You Will Hate This Gallery of Boops… GO

10 Brutal Murders That Happened on Halloween… GO

The Shinning in 8 Bit… GO

Bruce Jenner is a Transsexual… GO

Robert Pattison Likes the Smell of Dirty People…(Kristen Stewart)… GO

Game of Thrones – Bad Lip Reading… GO

The Art Evolution of Banksy… GO

8 Crazy Things to Watch Out for On Walking Dead… GO

Jerk Off the Christina Aguilera in Maxim… GO

Miranda Kerr in a See Through… GO

Shot From a Girl’s POV… GO

Naked Babe with Sunglasses… GO

How To Make Huge Bubbles if You’re Looking to Impress 5 Year Olds you Abduct – Creep GO

Celebrities Who Were Once Roommates… GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the day on a porn set with my girl Asa Akira…who is as lovely in person as on the internet even when watching her get fucked on the ass…

Some valuable life lessons I learnt on set…FIP…which is Fake Internal Pop…or Faking cumming in a bitch…

Here is a clown singing to express my happiness!

Here are some stepLINKS….

A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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Kesha Electrocuted Her Twat!
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Selena Gomez Crotch Shot
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Farrah Abraham is Done with Porn
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If Drugs Has Mascots…
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Natasha Anastasia is in her Undies!
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Crazy Person on the Plane….or Train…
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Myths About Your Body…
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Victoria Justice Being SLutty on Set
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Motorboating For Breast Cancer…
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Tight Leather Dress
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100 Other Names That Snoop Dogg Considered”.
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Jessica Simpson…
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Steve Jobs was a Horrible Person
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Kate Moss Has Mandatory Cig Breaks in her Contract
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Selena Gomez Cries When Singing About Bieber
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DJ Like a Cunt
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Ellie Goulding Nipple
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Tartoo of the Day
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NSFW for Horses – Stupid Picture of the Day
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Kate Hudson Pokies
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Criminal of the Day
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How To Disappoint Your Parents in 61 Seconds
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Haunted Shopping Cart Prank
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Britney Spears Cleavage
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Ridiculous Running of the Bulls in Venice with People in Bull Costumes
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Chloe Sims Plastic Surgery Face
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Today in Random Photos
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TINDER THe Fake Trailer…
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Senior Citizens React to Old Spice Ad
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Glee is Finally Over
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Guess the Ass
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Baby and Husky Having a Conversation
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Abbey Clancy is in a Hot Fucking Dress
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Jessica Biel Working Out in Leggings…
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Pink Shirt Kissing Prank
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Avril Lavigne is Ruined…
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Skeletons Getting Down in Normal Everyday Situations
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Michael Bay Got Attacked in Hong Kong
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Talkative Goat
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Nude Girls, Nude Girls, Nude Girls….
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Sunny Leone Tits
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Arab Tits on Cam
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10 Worst Things Said in Porn
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Sheep Fucking Muslim!
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Hot Teen Naked in Car
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Asian Amateur with a Banana
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo…

So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man….

I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

17

Oct

Candice Swanepoel is Wearing the “Fantasy Bra” This Year of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, a body created by Victoria’s Secret, has finally earned her wings as a deserving model who has paid her dues and proved her loyalty to the brand, as she’s climbed the ranks of the spokesmodel game, from hot bodied farmer imported from South Africa, a story I think is bullshit, because I am convinced she was created in some kind of factory because it’s cheaper to invest 100,000,000 dollar in robot technology than it is in paying 100,000,000 dollars to these ungrateful divas.…

She is the one wearing the “Fantasy Bra” this year….in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that is more of an infomercial designed to sell product in the Holiday season, because they have everyone fooled by throwing hot bodies in our faces…while tricking us to buy overpriced made in china rags….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

17

Oct

Kylie Minogue’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

Breast Cancer survivor Kylie Minogue has a 2014 Calendar out, which makes sense because she’s in her 40s, and still remembers a time when calendars were relevant, and people did not have computers or smart phones…you know a simpler time when creepers would put their favorite pin-up in their locker at the shop, or in the garage they worked at, because knowing the date comes in handy while counting the days off until you die…

I don’t know if this is a breast cancer campaign, which would make sense, because why would she need the 500 dollars she’ll make selling these to her 8 fans who would actually pay for this…while the other 30 fans she’s got will wait until 2015 when they can pick it up for a discount….

But I do know that she’s looking pretty fucking awesome considering everything she’s been through, like being born in the 60s.

If that doesn’t excite you – because Calendars are Some Dated Shit – Here’s a fashion video she did for GQ Germany…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|SFW

2013

17

Oct

Jessica Biel’s Tight Pants of the Day

Jessica Biel Timberlake is walking around looking as fit as she always looks in some workout gear reminding me that she’s the perfect beard for a song and dance man who is really into dudes…because she’s got some sort of sex appeal to people like me who like a nice solid, fit, tight bodied woman…while having broad enough shoulders for her to distract himself by while fucking her up the ass.

These pics aren’t all that interesting…but they happened and I’m posting them…


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Posted in:Jessica Biel