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2013

09

Oct

Miley Cyrus in a Bra at her Listening Party of the Day

I don’t understand why anyone hates Miley Cyrus or her hustle…but people are hating…but for every hater there’s 10 people loving her shit…I mean how can you not love it…

She’s a small framed popstar with a toned stomach….not afraid of putting herself out there or showing off her nipples…and really that to me is more than enough…but she even goes even beyond that…and every move may be calculated…contrived and strategic…but it’s not a negative thing…I mean pop music is shit…Miley just brings more excitement to it…

She had a listening party last night, I got myself invited to it when it was already too late to go, but if I was there, I would have totally held her hand and tried to get her pregnant, because to me…Miley is pretty perfect…except when she talks…but from this perspective..sitting on my soiled couch…we don’t have that issue.

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2013

09

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Instagram Erotica of the Day

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A few weeks ago…I said that I was tired of Candice Swanepoel…that her amazing Victoria’s Secret body was boring, and repetitive, and that she was old and over exposed…that Victoria’s Secret shoved her down our throats too many times…and that I was done with her and ready to move my obsessive compulsive disorder onto new models…but then today, I went to her instagram…and I learned to love again, she’s so solid…that her body should be what all girls look like…you know the mainstream average measurements…instead of all the genetically modified shit you see every time you leave your house…it would be a far better world to live in….

Here’s another video….

She is amazing…

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2013

09

Oct

Georgia May Jagger for LUI Magazine of the Day

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This LUI Magazine is really dominating….it is out of France and being out of France, they get a whole lot of models topless, because that’s like being clothed in France…or more importantly it is like being clothed in the fashion industry….

We saw CLEMENCE POSEY TOPLESS , and Edita Topless and they also did a shoot with Georgia May Jagger only she wasn’t topless….but she was shot by Terry Richardson and this may be some of his more tame work….and not his hipster porn but it is still hot, because she is hot…

I am all for rockstar/model kids becoming models thanks to nepotism and making me want to make kids inside them and their trust fund, especially when they look like this…she’s good…if you don’t imagine her dad’s face when staring at her mouth…

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2013

09

Oct

Pornstar Skin Diamond Shot by Terry Richardson of the Day

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I don’t even know who Skin Diamond is but apparently I follow her on Instagram and she’s represented by a porn agency some of my friends are represented by…so I guess it’s safe to say she too is a pornstar…but maybe I am just basing that on her dirty sounding name….Skin Diamond…I don’t even know what the fuck that is, but it sounds like a nice way to name your genital wart, or really any growth…because diamonds are elegant…and lovely…

I mean if she is in fact a pornstar, these pics won’t really interest you because you can just google her and find her getting slammed and broken apart by massive porn cock….I’d do the work for you, but I prefer napping.

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2013

09

Oct

Genevieve Morton Instagram Round-Up of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is an SI Model from South Africa who is built to fill out a bikini…something that usually offends me when it is Kate Upton being milked like the cow that she is because she gets hits…but for some reason that I don’t mind when it is imported from South Africa…a country where having a body means you’re rich…while 90 percent of the population are dying of AIDS in their tribal village…it is a sign of fertility and loveliness that I would like to bury my mouth into….

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2013

09

Oct

The Lohans Riding Citi Bikes of the Day

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I don’t know why, but seeing the Lohans…in all their cocaine fuelled glory…trying to look normal in this obvious paparazzi photo opp that you know they tipped the paparazzi off on…so that these would exist and that their broken down family would look like they’ve overcome all their demons and now are just doing normal person things….like what they should have done when Lohan was a kid, rather than whore her out to the industry for money…because it’s never too late to find your childhood…

The whole thing is just bullshit staged PR, and I think that’s what makes it better, because you know they are all still getting wasted…and they are all still broken down people…but when on bikes, in pics…smiling…and acting…they look like the nuclear family…from the 50s…before the nuclear meltdown….

I am into it…but in my defence maybe I just want to sniff her bike seat.

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2013

09

Oct

Elena Santarelli in some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

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Her name is Elena Santarelli, she’s an Italian…in her 30s…and rocking’ some pretty funny 90s tattoos that don’t really offend me enough to not stare at her old model ass in a bikini…apparently…she’s been on TV…and she’s’ affiliated with Elisabetta Canalis…but I could be wrong…because her wikipedia is in Italian…as she doesn’t matter in the english speaking world…and probably never will matter in the english speaking world…because she’s not in her 20s…it’s just life of a woman…it all falls apart at 29…crashes and burns yo’…but this chick is still good enough for me…but in my defence…so is rotting sandwich meat….or the female equivalent…I got low standards…

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2013

09

Oct

Emily O’Hara is Today’s Page 3 Tits of the Day

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Here is some useless Glamour model…named Emily O’Hara….who gets topless so I guess she’s not all that useless because being a Glamour model is a real job…even if it is a low level job that requires only one real talent…showing your big old tits…even if you don’t have a hot face…because tits are all you fucking need to get this job done…and I hate on the low level modelling that this is…but at the same time it tricks simple minded chicks, who probably wouldn’t have been getting topless in the first place, to re-think their life goals, leading to getting topless, because it’s a hell of a lot better than working the cash at the grocery store, or whatever Emily O’Hara was doing pre-getting topless in Page 3…and really what it all comes down to is simple….TITTIES!!!

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2013

09

Oct

Danielly Silva Modelling Bikinis of the Day

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Danielly Silva is some tall model with an awesome body…wearing a bikini for some bikini company…because that’s what she’s built to do…and I’ve never heard of her….

After extensive research, I think she’s dating some dude named Kenny Wormald, who I’ve also never heard of, but who has an IMDB and has 7 movies coming out this year….including one called Lap Dance starring Carmen Electra as a stripper…which I guess really means nothing other than that she’s not a pure delicate flower sent from heaven to get into her bikini….tainted by love of some dude no one has heard of but who is rich from the entertainment industry…like she was some kind of groupie…just leveraging the only low level celebrity she could to get here today…but I’m not hating…if anything it makes me want to be low level famous…to pull in girls like this to give a taste of the good life via the taste of my semen…it’s easier than kidnapping them or using roofies…

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2013

09

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something pretty horrible about slow dancing with a 55 year old fat woman to some french dude singing Johnny Cash with a french accent…but the blow job was ok…

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Weird GIF of David Ortiz and Koji Uehara Celebrating Red Sox Win…
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Miley in her Bra at her Album Release Party and I Like It
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Mariah Carey’s Tits for Nick Cannon’s Birthday
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This House has an Aquarium Fence
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Comedian Kevin Hart Gets His own ABC Show
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Bruce Jenner Has Escaped the Evil Wife
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Amanda Seyfried has a 70s Bush
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Demi Lovato Had Sex With This Chick…
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Girls in Bed…
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100s of Cam Girls…Not Enough Time….
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Girls Biting Their Lip..
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Cat Fail of the Day
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Hilary Duff and Her Mom Body
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Usher Does Men’s Health
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Crane Kick Knockout
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Jojo in a Funny Nike Bootleg Shirt…
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Nude Snorkeling…
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