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2013

04

Oct

Alyssa Miller for Free People of the Day

The problem with Alyssa Miller is that her vagina is being marketed as something that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis, which is the fucking worst, because despite girls loving Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s a total bitch of a human who I have met and seen have a tantrum and it was hilarious….reminding me that she’s just bearding and if anything the only thing of hers that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis are a pair of her panties he steals to wear around the fucking house when she’s not banging him with a strap on….

So that makes her and her bikini modelling pretty okay by me..

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2013

04

Oct

Heather Graham for Women’s Health of the Day

Heather Graham may be old but that doesn’t mean that they can’t still exploit her for her big old titties…titties that put her on the map when she was in her 30s…and that she is still known and loved for…but instead…Women’s Health decide to showcase her old lady stomach, because I guess unlike most 40 year olds, it’s ripped, thanks to Heather Graham being smart enough to realize that having kids ruins fucking lives…at least when you’re a girl who likes to bounce from rich cock to rich cock…which is what I assume she does because I am ignorant to all things Heather Graham…unless she’s topless..in which case…I’m all about that life…

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2013

04

Oct

Edita Vilkeviciute and Léa Seydoux for LUI of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute may have a crazy fucking name…but she’s a hot model who does naked shit with her huge tits and like every girl I fuck a name doesn’t matter because I just call her darling, sweetheart, baby, or Fuck Slut…you know because that way they are easier to remember….

This is a video from some magazine called LUI that gets girls naked ….and if you don’t believe me here are pics of some Léa Seydoux chick naked in the magazine and it’s pretty alright…she’s a french actress and I like her….

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2013

04

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my night writing what is going to be a hit song called Dick Clit…about a girl who had just a little too much in her bikini….and by writing a hit song I mean…trying to eat out a vagina so meaty I felt like I was sucking dick…

True story….

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Hulk Hogan Spoofing Miley
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My Brain Can’t Handle this Sinead O’Connor Miley Fight….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Modelling Nazi Apparel
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Horse Trolls Cameraman During an Interview
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Jennifer Aniston in T-Shirts for Breasts
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Hot Import Model Gallery
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The Best VINE of the DAy
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The World’s Smartest Dog
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Curvy Girl Posing Naked
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Guilty Dogs,…
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This is what happens when GTA Servers Go Down…
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If you are looking for girls who get naked for free…everyday girls getting naked….I got the spot for you…
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2013

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the little things in life that I hate…like when I ask a girl for a nude pic and she sends me some bullshit that is clearly not a nude pic of her…like some google image search pic of a fat naked chick with an “LOL”…it is the kind of behavior that makes me very angry…it’s like asking for nudes is not a game…it’s real life…and real life has no room for sending me fake nudes…

Other than that, very little phases me at my emotional core…in fact….my emotions are pretty autistic…

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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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Courtney Stodden’s Got Huge Stupid Plastic Everything…And I LIke It…
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Can’t Get Enough Miley
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Jennifer Aniston Models t-Shirts for BReast Cancer …That’s Backwards Logic…
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Slutty Britney Screencaps
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Sofia Vergara Hiding Her Tits
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Bathroom Rage GIF
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True Facts About Horror Movies
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Ultimate Guilty Dog Compilation
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This Censored T-Shirt is the Worst…
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Alexa Vega Showing Leg at Machete Premiere for Her Child Molestor Robert Rodriguez….
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Ashley Greene is Blonde..
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Katie Holmes Feet
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13 Most Hirtorically Important Perverts…
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Jessica Alba Pokies
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Nicki Minaj Banged Zac Efron and that is Hilarious To Me
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Big Fat, Lactating Kim Kardashian Tits.
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How The World Looks With a Hangover
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This Girl is Bendy Bendy
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Nerd Rap Battle
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ALessandra Ambrosio in Short Shorts
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A whole Lot of Redheads…
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Helen Flanagan Topless for ZOO
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Selena Gomez Has A Tight Little Ass
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Dude USes a Pirhanna as Scissors
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Penelope Cruz Post Baby Weight…
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The World’s Biggest Alarm Clock
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Nicki Minaj Denies Banging Zac Effron
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Rachel Bilson in Marie Claire
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New Adriana Lima Lingerie Pics
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Drunk Russian video of the Day….
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Malin Akermam – Ass in White Pants
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Kate Upton Gives Ugly Chicks A Chance
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Dakota Fanning Scary
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Tim Burton Cheated on His Scary Wife…
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Miley Cyrus Sloppy Make-Up
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Chloe Sevigny Not Wearing a Prosthetic Dick
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Autocross Engagment
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Michelle Keegan FHM Magazine
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I saw Danny Brown Last Night – He’s Insane -These are his 25 Favorite Comedians…
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Iggy Azaelea thinks She Invented Twerking….really….
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Karen Gillan Daybreak
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Britney Spears Trying to Be Sexy….
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Madonna Tries to Miley
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Bar Refaeli, Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima for Harper’s Bazaar…
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Gary Busey Has Found Love
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Any Lesbian Fetish That Involves Kelly Osbourne is a Fail….
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30 Pics of Hot as Fuck Daisy Dukes
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So Many Naked Babes….Getting Naked For You…
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A Girl and her Dildo
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Drunk Girls on Cam….
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Jess Davies Big Tits in Black Lingerie
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Some Anal Wrecking Balls…
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Prolapsed Ass
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Or Tampon Eating…
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Big Natural Tits…
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A Hot Chick With a Dick Fucks a Hot Chick With a Pussy…
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A Friendly Booty Dance
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Drunk Girls ON Cam
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An Indian Girl with Huge Tits
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

03

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Nipples on the Beach of the Day

I guess Halloween is right around the corner and this is some zombie tits to prep everyone and get us in the dead fucking sex appeal spirit of a soulless creature who doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old, even though her hepatitis liver constantly reminds her…that it is giving the fuck out and that she’s got no one but her rancid whore pussy to blame…

She was all the rage in 1995…that was a long fucking time ago…and now she’s on a beach topless, cuz when your tits are this big, fake and plastic, you don’t need a shirt, because technically they aren’t tits anymore…they are just weird skin covered things that no one really wants to see…except maybe a few of you who haven’t let go of the past…and who she reminds of a better time when the world seemed to have so much opportunity…before failing hard…

Either way, she’s topless, pretending she doesn’t want pics taken, but topless, pretty much proving she wants pics taken, and I figure we should give any dying person something to make their final days a little better…

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Posted in:NSFW|Pam Anderson

2013

03

Oct

Miley Cyrus Huge Nipples for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson released some pics from his Miley Cyrus photoshoot. He’s the hipster photographer she’s attached herself to in the branding of the more hardcore, wild, Hannah Montana who doesn’t give a fuck, even if everything is calculated….while Terry Richardson is the fame whore who loves the attention he gets for being the dude to get Miley all naked, or half naked, with a leotard jacked up her cunt like it was Mike WIll Made It….and a sheer top showing the world that her Achy Breaky Nipples are a little big for her small tight frame…

Low concept pretending to be high concept….but good enough for me….

I am committed to the Miley cause, I find her very fucking likeable…even if at her core she’s a vile pile of pop garbage….sent from hell to rape the minds of our children…in a good way…because I don’t have children…but am into watching them behave like this on their 18th birthday….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

03

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

If you have virgin loser nerd vision, you will see Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples in this photoshoot she did for Harper’s Bazaar…unfortunately, I don’t have that kind of skill, even if I am likely more pathetic and embarrassing and a disgrace to society than a virgin loser nerd….because I see tits every fucking day, and unless they are in my mouth, preferably lactating, and feeding me like I was a starving African baby…I don’t get that into it….

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2013

03

Oct

Esme Bianco Topless Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones, because Sci-Fi Fantasy is just weird to me. I mean life is ridiculous enough that we don’t need to create alternative worlds to really get by…even if no one likes you, fairies and dragons, even when marketed as mainstream, shouldn’t make that shit better….

But apparently, there is a babe on the show. Her name is Esme Bianco, I’ve posted her FULL FRONTAL before….

Hot tits…

Posted in:Esme Bianco|NSFW

2013

03

Oct

Kendall Jenner for Agua Bendita of the Day

She’s finally made it…

Kendall Jenner, aspiring Victoria’s Secret model, with a broken down Kardashian Face, who is not hot at all, and only has a good 17 year old body to carry her through this Victoria’s Secret model dream, has been booked to model swimwear for some company that I assume is owned by Victoria’s Secret, because they lend them their models all the time, and that would only happen, if they had a big piece of the pie…and not the pie Kendall never got at the dinner table because the big Kardashian ate all of it…

So I guess this is step one of mom’s whoring….and I guess Agua Bendita’s first step in child pornography….because when my neighbor gets 17 year olds half naked…the police aren’t huge fans….

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