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2013

04

Oct

Claudia Romani Kills it in Vegas in a Bikini on the Strip of the Day


Claudia Romani on Las Vegas Strip by vidhuntr

My friends at Vidhuntr shot an awesome video with Claudia Romani, the Italian bikini model who the paparazzi seem to love, because she’s always in her bikini, and they set it to my other friend DIRTYDEEDS music…

The video is grimy as fuck and I love it…but not as much as you probably love Claudia Romani’s ass…

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Posted in:Claudia Romani

2013

04

Oct

Kesha is Fun on Instagram of the DAy

Kesha may be a vile human being who was invented by Katy Perry who is debatably even more vile that her, because she is responsible for her….but at least she puts in some effort in her instagram…because that’s what crying for attention is all about…getting half naked and showing everyone her fucking ass even though there’s a chance she’s got balls under this thong…at least that’s what all her bikini pics of the past are telling me…but I figure…I’ll post it anyway..because I know it probably smells awful….

Posted in:Kesha

2013

04

Oct

Scarlett Johansson Photoshoppped to Shit for Elle November of the Day

If you want to see Scarlett Johansson photoshopped so hard that she’s not Scarlett Johansson but rather a new person based one the likeliness of Scarlett Johansson…here you go…you see even at 20 when she was first coming up she didn’t have a body this tight…and has been, thanks to movie magic, been a pile of dumpy shit everyone cares about, like she was Kate Upton…only the bad acting version…but I guess her legacy is to remind us just how well marketing works….

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2013

04

Oct

Magdalena Frackowiak for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

If you read the site you know that I hate the scam that is Victoria’s Secret…I hate that all girls think being one of their models is the top of the fucking food chain in terms whether a bitch is hot or whether she matters…I hate their catalog pics that are all the same…but most importantly. I hate that they photoshop out the vagina definition…because it is the vagina definition that makes the bikini pics worth looking at in the first fucking place….her name is Magdalena and she’s lovely…doing this half naked shit for the money and the glory…and as shitty as this is and what these pics represent…I figure you should still stare at them…because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2013

04

Oct

Miley’s Big Nipples Now With More Exposure of the Day

Some nice man decided to play with the exposure of the NOW INFAMOUS Miley pics , something I couldn’t be bothered doing, but appreciate someone who really wants a better sense of her massive nipples, at least massive in proportion to the rest of her, I mean that thing is practically the size of her dumb inbred looking face….on a breast that is shaped very tribal African from National Geographic, only scaled the fuck down…

Don’t get me wrong, I’m just making observations here, and I am a huge fan of the calculated play Miley has jumped in on, because everyone is talking, the haters are hating, the media’s going nuts, and in a totally desensitized world, where people at home have seen pretty much some of the most vile shit on the internet everyday, there are really only a few ways to stand out…and I guess this is one of them…and thank god for that…

I know whatever she is doing may not be for the better good of man, but it’s pretty fucking good and pretty funny that it is the more important news that happened this week…and I am a fan….

If you don’t like that here’s Hulk Hogan spoofing Wrecking Ball

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|NSFW

2013

04

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence American Hustle Poster of the Day

I prefer my celebrity pictures to not be doctored marketing material or professional shot shit…but rather the grimy, dirty, disgusting side of these people…I feel they are only human, and fuck up, and don’t deserve all they have, so their fat stomachs and imperfections are fun to laugh at….but I figure every once in a while, I can post a movie poster, like they were paying me to promote their shit, and this is one of those times….and I am doing it, only because Jennifer Lawrence fans are mental cases who will like this in such an inappropriate way that it is worth it..

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

04

Oct

Jennifer Hudson on Why Fat Girls Getting Skinny is Bad of the Day

I am all for girls who get fit, or who go from being disgusting fat slobs, to someone a fraction of her size, with more energy, spirit, and health…because obesity is an epidemic that can be curved, and that can be cured…and that people can beat…if they get up off their ass..

I am not all for a girl who may feel skinny because of all the weight she lost, slipping into a sheer top like a skinny girl, because she thinks she’s skinny, and she is compared to how fat she was…because she’s still not built for this style and she’s pushing things a bit too hard…stretching out that small size at the seams…even if it really isn’t all that bad…because all girls in see through shirts are fun…

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Posted in:Jennifer Hudson|SFW

2013

04

Oct

Alyssa Miller for Free People of the Day

The problem with Alyssa Miller is that her vagina is being marketed as something that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis, which is the fucking worst, because despite girls loving Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s a total bitch of a human who I have met and seen have a tantrum and it was hilarious….reminding me that she’s just bearding and if anything the only thing of hers that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis are a pair of her panties he steals to wear around the fucking house when she’s not banging him with a strap on….

So that makes her and her bikini modelling pretty okay by me..

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

04

Oct

Heather Graham for Women’s Health of the Day

Heather Graham may be old but that doesn’t mean that they can’t still exploit her for her big old titties…titties that put her on the map when she was in her 30s…and that she is still known and loved for…but instead…Women’s Health decide to showcase her old lady stomach, because I guess unlike most 40 year olds, it’s ripped, thanks to Heather Graham being smart enough to realize that having kids ruins fucking lives…at least when you’re a girl who likes to bounce from rich cock to rich cock…which is what I assume she does because I am ignorant to all things Heather Graham…unless she’s topless..in which case…I’m all about that life…

Posted in:Heather Graham

2013

04

Oct

Edita Vilkeviciute and Léa Seydoux for LUI of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute may have a crazy fucking name…but she’s a hot model who does naked shit with her huge tits and like every girl I fuck a name doesn’t matter because I just call her darling, sweetheart, baby, or Fuck Slut…you know because that way they are easier to remember….

This is a video from some magazine called LUI that gets girls naked ….and if you don’t believe me here are pics of some Léa Seydoux chick naked in the magazine and it’s pretty alright…she’s a french actress and I like her….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|Léa Seydoux|NSFW